"Get up," an angel came ringing a bell. Everybody got up, except Eddy. "Get up," the angel cried to Eddy.
"Just five more minutes," Eddy pleaded.
The angel rolled her eyes, and then got out a megaphone from her robe.
"GET UP EDDY! SLOTH IS A SIN," she screamed in his ear.
"All right, I'm up," Eddy said. The angel led them into what seemed like the dining room.
"We know what mortals like you enjoy to eat. So enjoy this well, for this shall be your last meal ever," the angel that explained to them the sequence of events to come said.
Everybody looked at him in surprise,
"L-Last meal," Jimmy asked nervously.
"Yes. Today, after we clean your souls of all sins, you will be free of such simple things like eating, drinking, sleeping, and many other sins," he explained.
After breakfast the angel took the gang to a mountain, with people doing crazy things on it.
"This is Purgatory. Here you will purge your sins of the seven sins. Pride, envy, sloth, wrath, greed, gluttony, and lust. You may begin," he told them. The came to the first pit, to get rid of pride.
"Read the instructions Double Dweeb," Kevin said.
"I'm glad after we finish with sloth you won't call us that anymore. Let's see, we have to carry a huge rock on our backs to teach us that pride weighs us down. We can move on after the angel of diminished pride shall give us the signal," Double D explained.
"A huge rock. Sarah, I'm scared," Jimmy wept.
"It's OK Jimmy, it'll be over soon," Sarah comforted him. The rocks were out on their backs, and they began the long walk.
"My back is chafing," Double D cried out.
"That ain't nothin'! My back's breakin'" Eddy cried. After a long hour, the angel of diminished pride gave them the signal to move on.
"Congratulations, you have gotten rid of pride," the angel said.
"Yeah, I do feel like I'm not that proud of my grades anymore," Double D commented.
"Yeah, and I don't feel like bragging about my bike anymore," Kevin added. And they moved on to the next pit.
"This is the terrace that ends envy. After this, we won't desire anything anymore. All we have to do is have our eyes sewn shut, and wear clothes that make us indistinguishable from the ground. That means we'll wear clothes that make us look like the ground. After we've served our time, then we'll head up to the next terrace, which should be sloth," Double D explained.
"OK, I'm not having my eyes sewn shut or wearing those ugly clothes," Nazz said looking at those already in the terrace.
"In honor of Rolf's ancestors Rolf shall do it," Rolf shouted.
So after a lot of talking, they decided that they'd do it. The angel of diminished envy came, put their clothes on them, and sewed their eyes shut. They stood there for a while until the angel came back and opened their eyes, and took away the Earth suits.
"Congratulations, you have gotten rid of envy," the angel told them. So they moved on to the next terrace.