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"As I was saying before, congratulations, you have finished Purgatory. Now you must begin your training," the head angel said.
"How do we do that?" Kevin asked.
"Well, normally you all would be in bed right now. How many of you feel tired?" the angel asked.
Nobody said that they were tired.
"Good, when you finished sloth, that means you shall never be lazy again. Also you shall never eat or drink again. Desire anything. Love someone, except if they're in your family, or love money. You are all sin free," he explained.
Nobody said a word.
"You must begin training now. It is very likely that Satan will try to stop you when you free the world of all sins. Of course, an army will accompany you, but if they fail, you will be on your own. You will also have to learn how to put the world's sins, in one bag, or to release righteousness from a can this size," the head angel said, holding up a can that would be equivalent to a can of peaches.
"How can so much sin fit in there?" Jimmy asked.
"Sin is so insignificant, that it is a very tiny size," the angel explained.
"But how can some of the stuff we have to release fit in there?" Double D asked.
"You can be amazed at how far a pinch of caring can go," the angel said in a sympathetic voice.
"So you must put as many things as you can into a simple can for this exercise. Good luck," he said. And then, tons of things fell out.
"We're supposed to put all this in one lousy can?" Eddy asked.
"You have to want to do good, then it will actually work. But I do find this illogical," Double D said.
"I can't even fit one rock into this," Nazz said.
"Well, from all the sins that you have stopped you got amazing powers which will help you in bringing peace to the world, so I guess you must be able to do it. The key is to want to do it," the angel said.
"But isn't that desiring, which is what we tried to get rid of?" Sarah asked.
"True, but when desiring to do good, it is not a sin, but a virtue," the angel explained.
"By the way, what's your name?" Jimmy asked.
"I am St. Michael," St. Michael said.
"But, that's the angel who defeated Satan," Jimmy said.
"Yes, that is true," St. Michael said.
"Rolf is humbled by your presence," Rolf said, bowing down to St. Michael.
"I get it, we have to want to do good things if this is going to work," Nazz said.
"Precisely," St. Michael said. That's when things got better.
"I got four hundred and twenty-eight rocks in my can Plank. What do you mean that sounded wrong?" Johnny said.
"I got too many to count," Kevin bragged.
"Great, you have all passed the test. Tomorrow, you shall begin to bring peace to the world. Eddy, tomorrow you go first as to eliminate greed," St. Michael said. "Good luck," and with that, the group waited for the moment to bring the world to peace.