Kate and Ziva's Sexcellent Adventure

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A toilet flushes, the door opens, Kate walks out…Ziva leaned against the sink wearing a pair of little brown cargos pants and a green vest, Kate slowly approaches her, turning on the faucet next to her, she dabbles a little soap into her hands, moving them under the water.

"Hiding the twins today, yes?"

"What?"…Kate quickly replied.

"You know, your boobs, knockers, milk cans…"

Kate looked down at her red turtle neck and black skirt…"Milk cans? Tony?"

Ziva chuckled…"Who else?"

"Figures…yes, I've finally given up."

"Aww, I see…well, do not feel bad, at least he is a good father."

Kate starts to laugh…"How many times did you call him this weekend?"

"Ummm, six, I think…you?"

"DiNozzo alone with both our children? Twenty-five plus."

"Please tell me you are joking?"

"Uh, no."…Kate grabbed a paper towel and started to dry her hands.

"Then why let him have Sophia at all?"

"He's a good father, Ziva…just an idiot."

"You really feel that way?"

"It's part of his charm, Ziva…it's part of what he is, why I still love the big galoot to this very day."

"What is this…galoot?"

"Sorry, too much Bugs Bunny."

"Aww."…Ziva sings quickly in Hebrew and finishes with a laugh.

Kate looked at her oddly…"What?"

"Firecracker, firecracker, siss-boom-bah Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny, RAH-RAH-RAH!"

"Tony, too?"…Kate laughed.

"We have Bugs Bunny in Israel, too."…Ziva smiled…"Tony is more of a Tick fan."

"Oh my God, he's pulled the Tick DVDs out?!"…Kate shook her head…"Him and his SPOOOON!"

Ziva chuckles…"Or the way he finishes everything with…justice."

Kate laughs…"I should've known, Friday when we brought in that marine sergeant he said, 'How does it feel to be in the arms and quite chilly cuffs of justice?!"

"Hnoon."…Ziva shook her head and chuckled as she moved towards the door.

"What does that mean?"

Ziva turns back…"It means dork or nerd."

"Maybe I should learn Hebrew, we are going to be in each other life forever."

"I could teach you."

"How do you say…Tony, I hate you."

Ziva moves to her side…"Lech tiezdayen."…She smiled and moved back to her desk.

"Lech tiezdayen."…Kate repeated it.

"Good."…Ziva replied.

"What does it mean?"

"Loosely translated: Fuck off."

"I feel all dirty now."…Kate chuckled as she moved behind her, she moves to her desk, she sits down and looks at Tony's desk…"Where is he anyway?"…She yawns…"How can I be tired if I did do anything this weekend?"

"Probably from making all those calls to Tony."

She looks at Ziva and sticks her tongue out at her.

"Heh. Kate being playful, that's a first."…Tony said smiling, holding his son in his right hand, snug up against his body, Sophia holding his the two outside fingers of his left hand at the top of the stairs.

"Get her away from those stairs right this minute, Tony!"…Kate shot up from her chair, pointing at him.

"Yes, mom."…Tony backed up, moving to the elevator.

"He is not going to let her get hurt, Kate."…Ziva said, trying to reinsure her.

Kate sighed…"I know."

The elevator door opened, Tony stepped out…"Go to mommy, pumpkin!"

Sophia walked through the bullpen past Ziva's desk, she was met by a man, she looked up…"Gibby!"

Tony laughs…"She loves you, Boss."

Gibbs picks her up…he fakes grunts…"I'm almost done with your boat, kid."

"Gibbs!"…Kate raising her voice…"You're not taking her out on that thing."

Gibbs turns, looking at her…"And why not?"

"It's not safe."

"I built it with my own two hands, Kate…I think I would know if it's safe or not, don't you?"

"If you're so sure about things being safe, why did you let me sleep with DiNozzo?!"

"Hey!"…Tony retorted, he hands Tony to Ziva moving towards Gibbs.

Ziva quickly stands…"Yeah!"

Everyone looks back at Ziva.

Ziva grits her teeth…"Uh, sorry…I just wanted to be include."…Ziva sits back down, she starts rocking her son.

McGee walks into the squad room…"You guys might want to quiet it down a bit; I could hear you in the lounge."

Ducky and Palmer step off an elevator while Abby steps off another.

Gibbs turns around, he looks up seeing Jenny walking down the stairs…"Director, you called a meeting?"

"Not me."

"Heh."…Tony nervously uttered.

Everyone looks at Tony.

"It's a campfire of justice!"

Kate, Ziva and Abby all start laughing, Ziva and Kate look at Abby…"You too, Abby?"…Kate asked.

Abby shrugs…"The man loves his Tick."

"Abigail!"

"I said Tick, not dick, Ducky."

"Oh good."…He turns to her shaking his head…"Oh dear."