"What are you doing here?"…Kate just glared at Ziva.
"I do not know, what are you doing here?"…Ziva retorted.
Ziva backs up, allowing Kate to come in, she walks in carrying a bottle of wine.
"For me?"…Ziva smiled.
Kate fake chuckles…"Yeah."
Ziva smirks…"I brought some, too."…She points to the coffee table.
Kate closes the door…"Lets stop beating around the bush, we both know why we came."
"Sex?"…Ziva quickly answered.
"Umm, no!"
"You did not come for sex?"…Ziva moved towards Kate, she starts unbuttoning her rain coat with her right hand, she grinned.
Kate slaps her hand away… "Fine, it probably would've happened, but much later on."
"You are more patient than I."…Ziva turns, moving towards the couch.
"Meaning?"…Kate followed in her foot steps.
Ziva sits down, crossing her legs seductively, she smiled.
"You're not wearing anything under that coat, are you?"
"You mean other than a smile, yes?"…Her smile grew larger, she slowly shook her head no.
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Tony stepped off into autopsy…"Looks like we can…"…Tony stopped, seeing Ducky putting on his coat…"Abby went home already, guess you are, too."
Ducky grabs his hat…"He died of choking on his own vomit, Anthony."
"We didn't find any vomit on his person, Duck."
"No, but his bronchioles were completely filled, plus I found a piece of cotton-like material, I believe it was placed over his mouth and thus why no vomit. I will complete the autopsy tomorrow as well as get back the test results from Abigail."
"Murder at 1600?"
Ducky pats Tony on the shoulder, before turning off all the lights…"Unfortunately."…He moves to the elevator, pushing the button…"Care to join me?"…The doors open.
Tony looks back…"Yeah."
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Kate finishes off her glass of wine…"What are we doing here?"…She grabs the bottle and pours herself another drink.
"Uh, Kate…you might want to slow down."…Ziva replied, seeing Kate had drank nearly half a bottle of wine already.
"I really mean it, what are we doing here? Is it all about the sex? I mean, are we that bad? Can we not find anyone else? Look at Gibbs or McGee, he was a good kisser."
"Not really."
"You kissed McGee?"
"I had to, I slapped him."…Ziva shrugged.
"Nothing?"
"Nope. Not a thing. He is cute, but he is like a brother and he SO loves Abby."
"You think so?"
Ziva nodded.
"Gibbs?"
Ziva took a drink from her wine glass…"Wrong color hair."
"I could dye my hair red."
Ziva nearly spits out her drink, she leans up, sitting her glass on the table, grabbing Kat's bottle of wine…"No more wine for you."
Kate grabs Ziva's glass and quickly down it and smiles…"Good! What year is that?"
"2008."
"What brand?"
"Kool-aid, grape."
Kate looks at her oddly.
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Tony steps out of DiNardos carrying a box…"Mmm, pizza, my second most favorite love in this world."…He places it on the roof of his car, opening the door…he grabs the box and gets inside, he places the box on the passenger seat.
"What's that? What's my most loved thing in this world? Heh. Since you're about 5 minutes old, I'd refrain from answering that."
Tony puts the key in the ignition and starts the car, he throws it into reverse…"Aww, forgot to call the kids."…He looks at his watch…"10:17."…He takes out his cell and dials…"This is Kate, leave a message. Beep."
"Uh, yeah…you must be asleep, I was just gonna say good night to Soph, but, well, anyway, good night, well, you'll hear this in the morning, so good morning?"…Tony shrugged…"Bye."…Tony quickly dials again…it rings, it rings again and yet again.
Ziva's cell phone rang inside her Mini-Cooper, outside of Tony's condo..."This is Zee-vah's phone, do your thang. Beep. Heh. Still haven't changed your voicemail message, huh?"…Tony replied to his own voice on Ziva's phone…"I guess I missed you, too, 0 for 2, tonight…good night or good morning, whichever it is…daddy loves you, buddy!"
Tony closes his phone, he looks at the pizza…"Me hungry, you dinner. Heh."
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"The best five things about him?"…Kate giggled…"Umm, are you going to answer it, too?"
"Yes."…Ziva nodded.
Kate grins…"His smile, his laughs, the way his kiss felt…"
"His cock."
"Ziva!"
"What? I told you I would answer them, too."
"But I wasn't done with my list!"
"Ah, my apologies...continue."
Kate clears her throat..."His smile, his laugh, his kiss...ummm..."
"His cock."
"Ziva!"
"You're taking too long."
"Fine, his smile, his laugh, his kiss, the way he nibbles on…uh, never mind."…She sighs…"Fine, his cock."
Ziva laughs…"Uh huh."
"I SO need to get laid."…Kate confessed.
"When was the last time?"
"When was Sophia born?!"
"Good heavens, Kate!"
"I know…you?"
"On Abby's coffin…uh, never mind."
"Not that I remember."
Kate slaps Ziva on the arm..."You slut!"
Kate stands, dropping next to her..."Speaking of sluts, you think Tony banged that ATF floozy?"
"Banged?"
Kate shrugs..."I'm a little...well, drunk...I'm allowed to say naughty words."
"Say fuck."...Ziva smirked.
"No!"...The front door opens, Kate swings around to the door, Tony stood in the doorway holding the pizza box…"It's about fucking time you got home, Tony...are we gonna fuck or not?!"
"Kate? You okay?"
Kate stumbles over to him; she attempts to kiss him, but pulls back, vomiting on top of the pizza box.
"Ahh, Kate…not the pizza."…Tony sighed.
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Tony walks out of the bathroom, holding Kate around the shoulder.
"Thank you for holding my hair while I puked."
"Sure."
"It was very sweet of you."
"Anytime, Kate."…Tony moves Kate to the couch, sitting her down, he places a damp wash cloth on her forehead.
"Thanks."
Tony looks at Ziva…"What are you two doing here?"
"We came for sex."
"Ziva!"…Kate yelled.
"Heh. Ziva, speaking her mind. I love that about you."
Ziva moves closer, she grabs his tie, pulling his head down, she whispers something in his ear.
"Absolutely nothing?"
"Mmhmm."…She smiled.
"Heh."
Kate raised the cloth from her forehead…"What are you two talking about?"
Ziva turned towards her…"Nothing, nothing at all."…Ziva moved her hands behind her back and looked off to the side.
"Come on, what is it? Are you two going to have sex? If so, I can leave."
"Ziva and I just flirt a lot."…Tony turned towards Ziva…"Let go of my cock, Zee-vah."…He looked down, Ziva hand moved away.
"Sorry."…She grinned.
"Todah."
"Anytime."
"Zee-vah, that goes for both hands."
"Aww, such a party pooper."…She frowned…"How about Kate and I...umm, tag team you, yes?"
Tony laughs..."Cut it out, Ziva."
Kate sat up..."I'm game."
Tony cocked his head..."Excuse me?"
Ziva looks at Kate..."What are you wearing under that raincoat?"
"More than a smile."...She half-heartedly smiled.
"It's the booze talking, Kate."
Kate stood…"If that is the only way I can feel you, taste your loving kisses again…please."
Tony grabbed Ziva's wrist, her hand was fully down the front of his pants…he turned to her…"He is ready, yet you are not?"…She grinned.
"Come on, Tony...it's the holy grail of sex, a threesome!"
"No, the holy grail is twins, Kate."…Tony quickly quipped, grinning ear to ear.
Ziva turned to Kate…"I will drag him in the bedroom, you follow blocking his escape."
Kate laughs…"Are we trying to sleep with him or kidnap him?"
"Either way, we get laid, yes?"…Ziva chuckled, pulling Tony towards the bedroom.
"You're serious?"…Kate said, moving towards them…Ziva pulled Tony down the hall, through the doorway into his bedroom, she tosses him onto the bed, she looked back…Kate stood stunned standing in the middle of the hallway.
Ziva quickly moves to her, grabbing her hand…"We don't have to touch do we?"
Ziva turned to her, kissing her gently on the lips…"No."…She pulls her into the bedroom door, slamming it closed.
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The elevator beeps, Kate walks off wearing sunglasses...she moves to her desk..."Good morning, Gibbs...Ziva."
"Morning, Kate."...Gibbs said, between his numerous drinks of coffee.
"No, great morning, Kate."...Ziva happily said, looking down at her work.
Gibbs looked at Ziva's desk and shrugged.
"Where is Tony?"...Kate and Ziva both asked at almost the exact same time.
"Had to go back to the White House."
"Aww, that's why he..."...Kate started to talk, but stopped...she looked at Ziva and she just nodded to her.
"Up all night, Ziva?"
"Yes, Tony wasn't feeling well."
"Which one?"…Gibbs smirked.
Kate clears her throat…"Ziva…may I speak with you in private?"…She turns to Gibbs…"May we use your office?"
Gibbs nodded as Ziva stood, smiling…she walks towards the elevator, they both walk in, Ziva continued to smile.
The doors close, Gibbs cocked his head…"Wait, both of them?"…He shook his head…"Only DiNozzo."…He softly started to laugh.