A white coffee cup with the presidential seal is raised into the air. Tony took a sip from the cup…"Wow, even the cocoa in the White House is better!"…Tony and McGee leaned against a kitchen counter.
"Cocoa?"
Tony looked at his watch…"I hate coffee, Probie."
"But you drink it at work."
"Just for show, gotta keep up with Gibbs."
McGee sees that the cup Tony is using has a presidential seal on it…"Hey, how'd you get a presidential cup, Tony?"
"I asked for it."
"That actually worked?"
Tony held up the cup…"Duh!"
McGee slaps himself in the back of the head…"Ah, stupid question."
"Heh."
"Can I get one?"
"No, time…lets go."
"You mean we aren't waiting for anyone?"
"Nope, just finishing off my cocoa."
"Why didn't you just take it?"
"I'm not Gibbs, remember?"…Tony leans up, placing the cup into his bag, he moves towards the door heading further into the White House; McGee remained still…"Move your ass, Tim!"
McGee quickly moved to Tony, joining him as they entered another room.
Seven men stood wearing black suits and red ties; they all wore sunglasses and earwigs, including the man from the day before.
"So, you seven were the secret service agents working in the direct area of Sergeant Michael Johnson, that is correct?"
A tall, curvy dark-haired woman walks up to Tony…"Would you like a refill on your cocoa, Sir?"
"Yes, I would love some…could you get me a new cup, please? With little marshmallows, not the big ones thing time? Thanks."...He smiled.
"Of course."…She smiled back.
"Ah, Tony."…McGee sighed.
"Can you get him a cup of coffee, as well, Sarah?"
"Sure."…She once again looked at Tony and smiled.
"Sarah? You know a server at the White House, Tony?!"…Tim asked, shocked.
"Heh. Maybe."
McGee shook his head, taking out his camera.
"No need, McGee."…He turns back to the men…"Before McJealous interrupted me, I was saying…we have all seven of your DNA's and we found someone's DNA on a small cotton-like material and any minute now, we're gonna have the answer, right, McGee?"
McGee turned to Tony…"Uh, yeah…Boss?"
"Heh."
"Sir, your coffee."…Sarah stopped next to McGee, handing him the cup.
He takes it from her…"Thank you."…He quickly takes a sip…"Mmm."…He nodded.
She moved to Tony…"Your cocoa, Tony."…She smiled…"With extra marshmallows."
"Thanks."
"Anytime."…She smiled, looking back as she walked back into the kitchen, almost running into the wall…"Oops."…She chuckled.
McGee shook his head…he looked at Tony and his cup; he takes another drink of his coffee, he stops and hold out his coffee cup…"Mine's bigger than yours."…He grinned deeply.
Tony took a drink of his cocoa, pulling away; some melted marshmallow was on his nose…"If you're happy because your cup is bigger than mine, then you have bigger problems than I thought, McGeek."
"Uh, Tony…your…"…He started to raise his hand, but stops.
"What?"
"Never mind."
Tony shrugged, he takes another sip of cocoa…"Warm, just like peach pie…ever had peach pie, McGee?"… His cell phone started to ring…"Uh, oh…hear that? Someone's going to jail. Excuse me for a second"…Tony opens his phone and smiles.
"Uh oh, someone is gonna be someone's jailhouse bitch soon."
A man runs from the room, Tony drops the cup and runs after him…he dashes through a doorway, turning a corner, he runs into a dead end.
Tony stood in his way, his Sig raised…the man was panting, he turns, looking at Tony, he starts to move his hand towards his right hip, his holster still snapped.
"Don't make me shoot you in the White House; the paper work would be an absolute bitch!"…McGee moved in behind Tony, he aims his Sig at the man.
The man takes a step towards them.
Tony cocks his gun…"On your knees now!"
The man reaches for his gun, unsnapping it, he starts to pull it out as Tony fires two shots into his chest, then once in the head.
The man falls to his knees, then backwards…he's bleeding all over.
"Shit."…Tony exclaimed, looking at all the blood on the walls behind the man, he sighed.
McGee carefully moves to him, kicking the gun away, his gun still trained on him…the man's eyes were open, McGee puts his hand on his neck…"He's dead."
Tony slides his Sig back into his holster as secret service run up to them, he raises his hands…"Stand up, McGee…keep your hands away from your body."
McGee stands, he holds out a napkin to Tony…"What? I got blood on me?"
"Nope, marshmallow."
"Thanks."
Tim nodded.
"You shot Dean Witherspoon?"…One of the agents asked.
"I'm sure there's a camera somewhere, check the tape."…Tony spoke.
The man holds up his arm, talking into it, he lowers it, holstering his weapon…"You can lower your hands, what happened?"
"His DNA matched evidence from the Sgt. Johnson murder."…McGee answered.
"Is this true?!"…The man looked at Tony.
"Uh, I didn't say that."
McGee looked at Tony…"Huh?"
"How did you know he was guilty then?!"…The man demanded.
"Innocent people don't run."
"Tony, who the hell were you talking to?"
"I told Abby to call me at exactly 11 a.m. and hang up as soon as I answered."
"Wait, a psych-out?!"
"Heh. Watch and learn, Probie."
Tony starts to leave…"Okay, what movie was that from?!"…Tim almost begged.
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Kate and Ziva stood in the elevator, it was stopped…Ziva remained smiling, Kate's face was plain, Ziva moved her hand to the corners of Kate's mouth and raised them…"Smile."
Ziva pulls away her fingers…Kate's smile disappears, she frowned.
"What is it, Kate? You had a good time, yes?"
"Umm, well…"
"Well what?"
"I loved it."…Kate mumbled.
"What was that?"
"I loved it!"
Ziva chuckles…"And you pulled me in here to tell me that?"
"Umm, no…it's just that, well…"
"What is it with you and the wells today?"
"I want to do it again. Like, soon."
Ziva smiled…"Soon? Like when?"
"Umm, well…today."
Ziva laughs…"Italian sausage tasted good, yes?"
Kate laughs…"My well's, your yes's."
"What do you mean?"…Ziva said, looking perplex.
Kate continued to laugh…"Nothing."…She flips the switch, the elevator starts moving.
Ziva re-flip the switch…"I hope you did not mind that I did that to you yesterday."
"Well…"
Ziva laughed.
"Shoot!"…Kate laughed…"It's okay, it was for Tony, right?"
Ziva nodded, grinning…"He did enjoy it."…Ziva flips the switch, the doors open.
"Ziva…thank you."
Ziva stopped, turning around…"For what?"
"Getting me laid."
Ziva moved her hand to Kate's cheek, caressing it…"Then I should thank you, too, yes?"…She smiled…"Todah."
"You two aren't gonna to grab-ass now, are ya?!"...Gibbs asked.
"I'm not that kind of woman, Gibbs!"…Kate quickly responded.
"I am."…Ziva replied, grinning playful as she sat back down at her desk.
"Ziva!"…Kate shouted, with an embarrassed look on her face, she started to blush.
Gibbs started to smirk.
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Tony and McGee walked out of the White House.
"Five hours, Tony…they kept us there five hours, because you shot someone!"
"Would you have rather I let him shoot you, McGee?"
"No, but I was behind you."
"Ever had a threesome, McNever?"
"Uh, umm, yes."…McGee mumbled.
"Your right and left hand don't count, Tim."
"If you must know, MIT after hours was very…"
"Filled with nerds not having sex?"
"We had sex…all the time!"
Tony opened the driver's side of the car and gets inside…"Good for you, Tim."
"Really?"…Tim opened the passenger door and gets in.
"Yeah, the prostitutes up in Cambridge need to eat, too."
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Tony stepped into Abby's lab…"Tony!"…She runs into his arms, hugging him.
Tony hands her a caf-pow…"Thanks for the call, Abs."
"I can't believe you shot someone at the White House!"…She takes the caf-pow from Tony…"Was Bush there?"
"Nope, I believe they all shaved, Abby."
"Like me, huh?"…She grinned.
"Heh. Kinky."
"Itchy."…Abby smiled, turning, moving back to her computer, setting the caf-pow next to her keyboard…"The DNA matched Dean Witherspoon."
"I love you, Abs!"…She turned smiling, he kisses her on the forehead.
Tony turned, moving towards the door, McGee walked by holding a caf-pow…"Good job today, Tim and nice going on the caf-pow."
McGee moves over to Abby…"Was Tony being nice to me?"
"He had a threesome with Kate and Ziva."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"…McGee pouted, dropping the caf-pow.
Abby catches it and chuckles, she turns hugging McGee…"I still love you, McFumbles!"
McGee leaned back…"You too, Abby?"
"Hush and enjoy your hug, McGee!"
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Tony stepped off elevator into the squad room, he moves towards his desk…"Daddy!"…Sophia smiled, sitting in his chair.
Tony picks her up, grunting…he turns sitting down, sitting her on the edge of the desk…"How's my little princess?"…He touches his nose to hers, he pulls back, she grabs him by the nose…"You got me, now what are you gonna do with me?"…He smiled.
"Pick your nose!"
"Heh."
"Sophia Mariabella DiNozzo, don't you dare!"
"Aww, come on, mom…let her pick my nose!"…Tony grinned.
"That's disgusting, Tony!"
Ziva laughs.
"Don't encourage him, Ziva!"
"Candy!"…Sophia excited yelled…Tony opened his drawer, looking through it, he starts to pull out a mini-snickers.
Kate shook her head no.
"Mommy said no, Pumpkin."…Tony leans in, handing her the candy…"Later."…He whispered.
"I saw that Tony."
"See what?"
"Sophia, open your hands."
Sophia lifts her hands and opens them.
Ziva laughs.
"Ziva!"
"Pssst, she's chewing something, Kate."…Gibbs whispered.
"Tony!"
"What?"
"Sophia!"
"Mommy!"
Everyone laughs except Kate, she sighs…"Even you, Gibbs?"
Gibbs shrugs…"She's adorable."
"What you except, Boss…she's a DiNozzo!"…Tony grinned.
"I won't hold that against her."…Gibbs smirkingly said.
"Heh. I love you, too, Boss."
Gibbs stands from his desk, moving next to Tony's…"You ready to go, shortcake?"
Tony looks at him odd…"Boss?"
"I'm babysitting tonight, DiNozzo."
"Did you lose a bet?"
Gibbs places his hands over Sophia's ears…"You tell me, Special Agent Threesome."
"Haha. I dunno what you heard, Boss...but nothing like that happened."…He nervously smiled.
Gibbs picks up Sophia and moves to Ziva…"He's asleep, Gibbs."…Ziva said, holding up Tony, Jr. in his car seat.
Tony gets up quickly from his desk, moving over to them…Gibbs takes the car seat from Ziva as Tony leans down kissing his son numerous times on the forehead…"Behave for Uncle Gibby."
"I'm not his Uncle, Tony."
"Would you rather I said: Grandpa?"
Gibbs pauses for a second…"Uncle it is."
"Heh."…Gibbs moves to the elevator, pushing the button, the doors open, he walks in.
Tony waves…"Bye, Pumpkin…Buddy Wuddy!"…The doors close, Tony swiftly turned, grinning…"Your idea wasn't it, Zee-vah?"
She slowly shook her head no, giggling.
Kate sighed.
"Heh. We've created a monster, Zee-vah."