Hi welcome back. This story will consist of very short chapters. Its the best I can do for now, considering I have other things to do and about 2 other stories going on. I hope you enjoy it and I apologize for the quick chapter. I can't promise the next will be longer,but I can say it will be soon.
warning: eventually boyxboy ... I do not own Naruto series/manga
Enjoy.
sorry for mistakes I may have missed.
"Okay here are the rules." Kakashi looked around at the table to make sure everyone was listening. "Well, one rule. The only thing you can't do to win the princess is sabotage another person. So, no pranks, lies or anything. We have to win her over with our charm and whatever else you have to offer. Anything besides that is fair game. So, you can sneak pictures of yourself and love letters to her for all I care. That's if you make it past the first guards."
"What's the prize?" asked Shino.
"The princess!" Answered everyone.
"Oh okay."
"Well," spoke up Asuma. "we could make it a bit more interesting."
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"Naru!" A voice called through the thick wooden door.
"Come in Ruki-kun" The heavy door squeaked on its hinges as the short, dark man pushed it open with his hip and balanced a tray in his hands.
"You hungry?" He placed the tray on the small table near the window where Naruto sat.
"Yes actually. What did you bring?" Naruto stared at the covered dishes with curiousity.
"I brought you" pause for suspence "ramen!" He uncovered the dish and the sweet smelling steam rose out of the warm bowl that sat in front of him.
"My favorite!" Naruto stood on his toes and hugged the taller man. He was confortable with Iruka, his servant and only friend.
"I know. So, Naruto are you excited for your big day?" Iruka took a seat on the soft flowing orange bed that was cushioned with elaborate blankets and unecessary pillows.
"I really don't know what to expect. Mom, told me it maybe get a bit complicated." Naruto dipped his chopsticks into the warm thick stock.
"I'm sure you'll be okay."
"Well, I was hoping to marry a girl one day." Naruto sounded a bit dissapointed.
"Its for the kingdom. Its what is best really." Iruka placed his hand on Naruto's lone one.
"I know, still I would like to have a bit of fun before being married off to some random peasant."
"It won't be random. You'll get to decide at the party."
"I suppose." He decided to change the subject. "Did you see the dress I have to wear?"
"Oh yes I did. It is spectacular! You'll look beautiful in it."
"I'll just need some breasts and I'll be a girl." Naruto stood and stared in the mirror at his long silky blonde hair which had never been cut. His wide blue sparkling eyes did belong on a woman's face, for certain.
"Iruka-"
"Yeah."
"Have you ever been with somebody?" Naruto sat on the bed with Iruka.
"What do you mean?"
"You know. The way Sasuke-sensei has told me happens."
"Oh," Iruka looked around a bit to avoid answering.
"Well," asked Naruto impatienly.
"Yes."
"What was she like?"
Iruka looked up at the ceiling in thought.
"Well, she was very nice. Pretty and I was a lot younger then."
"I don't care about her. I meant more what did it feel like."
"Good." He corrected. "Great actually."
"Details?"
"No. I don't kiss and tell."
Naruto pushed Iruka playfully. "You're no fun!"
"She was." Iruka blushed and grabbed a pillow to throw at Naruto.
"You'll find out soon Naruto."
"Yeah, ew, with a guy." Naruto made a face and pretended to gag.
"Well, the mages say he won't even be able to tell you're a man."
"Yeah what about me?" Naruto stared at Iruka.
"Its tough to be a prince."