AU

R&R

Thanks to impersonal for beta reading this! love lots!

Genre is sort of like slice of life/romance/comedy... applied to all i think, sort of a lighthearted fic.

Hope you like it! ENJOY!

Two Minutes

Haruka's POV

I don't know which is harder; taking 4 exams in one day, opening a bottle of gatorade or slipping out of your lover's arms without getting noticed?

I choose the last one.

Because quite frankly, I've sweated a bucket of sweat in just a couple of minutes, just trying to remove my body from this soft gentle, yet somehow has its own discomforting feeling found, in Michiru's arms. The simple grazing of her skin against mine is enough to set me on fire, and now having her breathing so close to my ears is making my heart beat out of proportion. I love this, honestly; the closeness, the intimacy, the affection, but I'm just not sure I can handle this much. I'm not prepared for this, in fact, I wasn't ready for this. It's all too sudden and I don't-…

"mmm.. Ruka… hmmm…" she moaned then slid her arms up, her hands resting exactly on my left breast.

'Urk!' I twitched.

'Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!' I froze and sweated once more. This is a nightmare. Anymore movement and I'll surely faint. Any-…

And what do you know, her fingers moved.

My face went instantly red; blood began dripping down my nose; my heart went madly insane; and my mind exploded. 'Don't faint you dumb blonde! Don't give up!'

I slapped my face… and stupidly harder than I thought. 'Son of !' I shrieked mentally. The last thing I want is waking her up. I stayed unmoved in my position and waited for an opportunity where I could move freely. A couple of seconds passed, Michiru's arm began holding me loosely. And as fast as a lightning bolt, I slid my body off of her and recklessly fell onto the floor with a soft thud.

'Stupid!'

I cringed and mentally slapped myself for that mistake. I slowly and quietly looked up; my face peeking on the edge of the bed. The sound of angels' harps began penetrating my ears when I hear Michiru's steady breathing, indicating that she is still sleeping peacefully in our shared bed.

Hallelujah!! Hallelujah!! Hallelujah!!

I smiled and tiptoed my way carefully to the door. I quietly opened the door and went outside. I began closing the door, cautious enough not to let any creaking sound escape. My smile only grew wider and wider as the door came to its closing.

'Ahh the joy of being trium-'

"HA-RU-KA!!"

"PHAAAAANT!!"

I swear my heart went kaboom at the surprising greeting. I hastily turned around and saw her smiling so deviously at me.

"What the hell, Mai! You scared the shit out of me!"

"That was the intention!" she smirked.

I glared at that. This annoyance towards her completely had me forgotten why I was so careful and silent at getting out of the room in the first place…not until soft palms touched my shoulder.

'Shit!'

"You're up early, Ruka," she said sweetly, stealing a quick kiss on the cheek.

Boom!

I felt my heart exploding again. My face went as red as ripped tomatoes and forced a smile out to Michiru. "I wanted to prepare breakfast for the both of us."

"AWWWW!!" Mai heartily teased.

I turned to her and asked, "why are you still here?"

"I thought you might've missed me."

"No, seriously, why the hell are you still here?"

"So adorable at this early hour. I feel loved," Mai said giddily, spinning around from where she stood to which she intentionally did to annoy me even more.

"Come on, Ruka," Michiru tugged my hand gaining my complete attention, "why don't we start preparing breakfast?"

She smiled and I only had to comply.

"Isn't this lovely?" Mai voiced out happily in the middle of breakfast.

"What is?" Michiru asked with a smile.

"Being around your closest friends early in the morning."

"You're just here for breakfast," Haruka quietly commented after sipping her juice.

"That's mean!" faking an offended expression. She faced Haruka with mocked teary eyes "How could you?"

"Alright." The blonde sighed then looked at the red head incredulously "Then why did you asked me to cook you bacons and eggs even though we're only having cereals?"

"Boo!" crossing her arms up in the air. "Who would want cereals in the morning?"

"Why don't you just eat at your own place?"

"Boo! Boo!" doing a double cross sign up in the air.

"Sheesh stop doing that. It's annoying," Haruka whispered to herself.

"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. If I don't eat proper breakfast, I won't have enough energy for school."

"You only sleep, Mai. That won't waste any energy at all," Haruka remarked.

"For your information, I do snore. Hence it takes energy when I sleep!" Mai defended proudly

"I never realized. Help yourself!" the blonde gasped then pushed all the plate towards Mai.

Michiru giggled at Haruka's reaction while Mai only had to grunt.

"Hey! Besides, both of you owe me a lot!" Mai said as pompously as ever, raising the fork up. "Michiru ate all my reserves while staying in my place."

"I only ate three cup noodles which two of those came from my money."

"I'm already done eating, so don't complain anymore."

Michiru giggled once again while Haruka only sighed "So how did you let yourself in?"

Mai smirked and waved the key in her hand up. "I found it under the mat."

'Note to self: never leave an emergency key again.'

"So have you two done it… you know," she laughed maliciously, winking at Haruka's direction then at Michiru's.

The sea nymph blushed profusely while Haruka looked at Mai curiously. "Done what?"

"Sex."

Haruka instantly gag the coffee out of her mouth. She quickly wiped the coffee off of her and stood up from her chair.

"I… I should go to school. I'm… I'm… already late," she said nervously while trying to maintain her body from trembling.

Both women looked at her questioningly.

"But there's no class today," Michiru explained.

"I mean... work... I should go to work now," Haruka laughed as she quickly went out of the kitchen.

Mai's gaze followed the blonde then settled at Michiru. "What's wrong? She's acting really weird," Mai pondered out loud.

"You noticed. Haruka starts acting strangely whenever it's about sex."

Mai laughed as she said, "It's not like you two haven't-…" she stopped midway as soon as Michiru looked at her seriously.

"You two really haven't done it."

Michiru nodded and Mai only gasped in bewilderment. "But you've been together for 8 months and you've been staying together for at least a month or so… I mean…"

"We're waiting. Actually I'm waiting for her… I don't know what the hell she's waiting for!"

"So you're holding it all back…" the red head mused.

Michiru nodded once again.

"That's pretty heroic." Mai praised.

"I'm just worried."

"Don't be. For what is worth, I'll probably do it with you as fast as possible if I were Haruka."

Silence.

Tick... Tick... Tick…

Both women stared at each other in silence. Mai's eyes looked across the room then around while Michiru did the same thing.

Tick… Tick... Tick…

Mai cleared her throat and began, "that was awkward."

"It was."

"But you do know what I mean."

"Thanks though."

"We should probably go to work as well."

"Yeah we should."

Haruka's POV

That was close.

Mai is really troublesome. If I didn't leave any sooner than that, Michiru would surely press the issue further, and that's no good. I can't let my guard down. I don't want Michiru to know. If that happens, it'll ruin my relationship with her and it's the last thing I want in this lifetime. I have to be more careful from now on.

"Ahh… the weather's so hot. So have you and Michiru-san hit it already?" I cringed at this uninvited voice and finally snapped. With one forceful blow, my fist connected onto his face.

Punch

"Yui, did you come here so I could disarrange your face?" I gripped his collar as I gritted my teeth. He laughed nervously and he wiped the sweat on his forehead.

"How rude; I just happened to pass by your workplace and saw you daydreaming."

"What exactly are you doing here?"

"Want to have lunch?" he asked in a very child-like manner, blinking both of his eyes. "It seems like you need someone to talk to."

I sighed and released my grip from his shirt. He smiled and went circling his arm around my shoulder. We sat on the table near the window and had our lunch at the same place where I'm currently working. It was my break time so it was acceptable for me to have a small talk and lunch with my friend.

"So you two haven't hit it yet?"

"Even if I wanted to 'hit' her, I don't think I could 'hit' her properly."

"Come on, it's not like you haven't hit anyone yet-…" Yui paused from laughing as soon as he sees this serious expression from Haruka's face. "You have hit someone already, haven't you?"

"Define hit?"

"You know what I mean by that."

"Shit!" I started palpitating. "WhatifIdon'think"

"Haruka."

"Idon'tknowwhattodowhatif-…" I instantly stopped as soon as Yui smacked my forehead with his palm

"Snap out of it!"

"Sorry…" I muttered while tending to my swollen forehead.

"Alright, just tell me what exactly is wrong."

"You see, I have trouble in sex. I couldn't get pass two minutes."

"Meaning?"

"I get easily aroused. And when I do, I faint. So basically I haven't done it with anyone yet." I explained, whispering the last sentence out of embarrassment.

"The problem's now solved!" Yui voiced out joyfully to which I had my head instantly raised up with hope gleaming in my eyes. "All you have to do is to make it pass two minutes!" he exclaimed further.

"Ho--How do I do that?"

"That- I don't know."

"Hey."

"You just have to try and do it."

"But what if…" I paused, I don't know if I should continue or not but… if this would help… "What if she doesn't like it? What if she isn't satisfied?"

"Had anyone said it to you?" Yui queried back.

"Let's see, almost all the women I dated leave me after we're in the process of doing it. How's that sound?"

"Not- good….. But would you let something like that ruin your relationship with Michiru?"

"No!"

"Would you live your life not even trying, what it feels to do it with Michiru?"

"No!"

"Would you rather die regretting not doing it with her?"

"NO!" I stood up slamming both of my fists on the table.

"That's the spirit."

"Thanks, Yui."

"And for the record, you're one hot sexy lady."

Silence.

Clatter... Clatter... Clatter…

We stared at each other in silence. Yui kept looking around while I did the same thing.

Clatter... Clatter... Clatter…

Yui cleared his throat and began "That was awkward."

"It was."

"I say that to myself when staring at a mirror."

"And I really would like to know that," I replied sarcastically.

He whistled.

"I should probably get going now," Yui bade.

"I should probably go back to work as well."

He left while I went back to work.

It was six in the evening when my shift was finally over. I quickly removed my uniform and placed it in the locker. I went out of the café and called a cab as fast as possible.

Tonight I'll do it. Tonight I'll get pass two minutes. Tonight!

I arrived earlier than usual. I stood by our apartment's door and began searching my pocket for the keys. I held it out and inserted the key. 'Okay, I will surely do it no-'

"HA-RU-KA!!"

"NOOOOOWWW!!" my heart instantly was blown out of proportion at the surprising greeting. I turned around and saw that same irritating smile all over again.

"Damn it Mai! Stop doing that!! You'll kill me!"

"Good evening to you too!"

"What the hell are you doing here anyway?" I asked dissatisfied by her sudden appearance at my apartment's front door.

"I'm just concerned about you."

"Oh how touching," I faked a smile which was reciprocated by her as well. I went inside and was about to close the door on her not until she asked something that caught me off guard.

"So how did your conversation with Yui go?"

I quickly spun around and looked at her questioningly "Ho-..Wha-.."

"I asked him to talk to you."

"You two talked about my sex life?!"

"Come on Haruka, it's not like you have any at all." She teased nudging me on the stomach. I growled and slammed the door on her. "Hey if everything goes smoothly tonight, call me!"

"Shut up!" Like I would!

"She'll call," I heard her remarked but I decided not to reply anything since it would make our conversation longer and would surely irritate me even more.

After that, I started planning what to do for tonight. I just hope this would make it up for all the times I avoided Michiru.

Mai laid lazily on her sofa and stretched bother her arms and legs out. She turned sideways and reached for her phone lying on the table. She flipped it open and excitedly dialed Yui's number.

RingRingRingRing

"Moshi Moshi?"

"So gay!"

"I am gay, Mai."

"I'm just restating."

"How's love life?" Yui asked

"Still self-supported," The red head sadly replied.

Yui chuckled.

"So did you convince Haruka?"

"You know I should stop being the person to boost her morale up."

"Shut your pie hole! I did the same thing to Michiru, so stop complaining."

"You really do need a new hobby," he suggested.

"Butting into someone's life is my hobby."

"So is mine."

Both laughed out loud in unison. They paused briefly before Mai started asking questions again.

"What did you say?"

"I told her to do it tonight."

"Good. And what did she said about her problem?"

"Well, it's just that she's easily aroused but nothing that can't be solved."

"Good. Anything else?"

"And she's worried that she might not be good in bed."

"Good goo-…." She paused, her mind trying to digest what she just heard. Her eyes suddenly bulged and all she could do was to burst out the word "WHAT?!"

"Well, she's worried since nobody told her that she was…" Yui pressed further, sending jitters down Mai's spine.

"That's no good…." Mai's face went pale. "Yui call her and tell her to stop and wait."

"Waiting wouldn't help her at all," he pondered

"I mean wait a little longer when Michiru loves her so much that sex doesn't really matter at all."

"But-…"

"Just call her!!" Mai impatiently demanded.

"Alright! Sheesh."

Haruka's POV

Okay. I think everything's perfect.

I wiped the sweat out of my forehead and smiled proudly at everything I accomplished for today. I showered the entrance with rose petals leading to our bedroom. I also decorated the whole place with white candles. I hope this is romantic enough and would set the mood up. I closed the lights and lighted the candles one by one. After that, I went outside and waited for Michiru by the door. A couple of minutes passed when she finally arrived. I smiled and grabbed her hand.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

I smiled.

"Close your eyes."

She complied and slowly I opened the door to our apartment. I pulled her towards the middle then released my grasp from her.

"Can I open my eyes now?" she asked a bit excitedly.

"Not yet."

I replied as I lit the other candles once again. After doing so, I stood a few feet in front of her and spoke.

"Now open your eyes."

As soon as her eyes opened, her smile bloomed and never faded from her face. I can't help but to smile as well. She spun around from her position and all I could see was how beautiful she was under this candle lit night.

"Do you like it?" I asked.

She turned to face me and started taking her steps towards me.

"I love it."

She replied and I can't help myself but to be charmed by her dulcet voice or be captivated by her angelic smile. She cupped both my cheeks in her palms and moved in for a kiss. I leaned down and sealed our distance. I felt my body trembling, my heart thumping crazily, and my mind contracting. I never knew a feeling like this could exist but it does and it's different, far more different than what I felt before.

'Hold it in Haruka. Just get pass two minutes. You can do it!'

She started unbuttoning my shirt and I swear my mind started whirling. She pushed me to the bed and went on top of me. And when I thought we could go far more than that, my phone began ringing. My mind snapped and I unconsciously pushed Michiru off of me.

THUD

She fell once again and I'm still the culprit. She slowly stood up from the floor and looked at me a bit irritated.

"Sorry. It's emergency," I explained.

She sighed and nodded her head. I excused myself and walked to the bathroom.

"Hello?"

"Haruka!"

"Yui?"

"Have you two done it?"

"No. Not yet. I was about to and I swear I started palpitating and my mind just went nuts and my vision started whirl-…"

"GOOD!"

"Eh? Wait… what? I thought you said that I should do it tonight."

"I know but I think you should wait."

"Wait?"

"Yes! I mean, don't you think it's better if you wait till Michiru loves you so much that being good or bad at sex doesn't matter."

"You mean I'm bad at it?"

"No. No. I'm just saying that it's not good to jeopardize your relationship just because of sex."

"Then you're saying that I'm bad at it."

"No Haruka I'm ju-…"

Click

Okay that was helpful… not really. Plus it's bad timing. Now what should I do? I don't want Michiru to think I don't want to do it with her but I also don't want her to hate me. Arghhh!! This is frustrating! I shouldn't have listened to that dumb Yui. Now I'm in deeper shit than I was before. What should I do?

"Haruka, are you alright?" Michiru asked worriedly as she knocked on the bathroom door.

I went out and replied with a reassuring smile on my face "Hai. Hai."

"So where were we?" she moved in closer and tried to place a kiss on my lips.

I placed my hand over her shoulder and gently pushed her from me.

"Why don't we watch a movie instead?"

"A dirty movie?" she suggested seductively tracing my lips with her finger.

"How about city of angels?" I proposed.

She smiled weakly in return. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing. Nothing's wrong, Michiru."

"Really? Cause it seems that you don't want to have sex with me."

"That's not it. I want to have sex with you. But…"

"But what?"

"I have problems in bed."

"Problems?"

"I get aroused easily"

"Everyone does."

"I can't get pass two minutes without fainting."

"…" she kept her mouth shut.

I probably shocked her at that statement and she must probably hate me by now. I can't blame her though… but still it hurts. "I don't hate you Michiru. I wanted to touch you, I wanted to feel your body, I wanted to make love to you... but I just can't do it." My voice is faltering, my eyes starting to get blurry and my body seems to tremble a lot. "I'm sorry. Please don't hate me."

"Ruka."

She said my name ever so sweetly. She cupped my cheeks and raised my head up to look at her. She smiled and wiped my tears with her thumb. "Silly, I will never hate you. I want to make love to you too. Two minutes, right?"

I nodded.

"Then I only need two minutes to feel you, Ruka. So get aroused as you want," she said.

She then placed soft kisses on my lips down my collarbone. I moaned then quickly held her on the shoulder and gently pushed her a few centimeters away.

"Michiru, not only that. I don't know if I'm good or not so…" I said honestly and how embarrassing it was. I continued. "So… lower your expectations…"

She smiled and teasingly looked at me. "Okay, it's lowered already."

"I'm serious. I mean prepare to be wildly underwhelmed."

"Don't worry; you'll hear me snoring if ever that happens."

"I'm serious."

"I'm not afraid of bad sex, Ruka." She hushed.

I was left speechless. She kissed me and everything after that just grew wilder and wilder.

"We've got 45 seconds to go. Can you make it?"

"I can…. Mmmm… Michi…" I felt her hot breath all over my body, her soft breast rubbing against mine and her gentle and delicate fingers inside me. Even if this lasted only for a moment, for only two minutes, this night, the night our body, heart and soul became one will last for a lifetime.

Michiru's POV

"Haruka, it's been three hours already." I told her as I gaze out at the wall clock behind her.

"I never noticed." She replied innocently. "Another round?" with eyes of a pleading child.

I sighed. 'This will be a long day'

"So what happened?" Yui asked over the phone.

"Haruka is a damn pervert!" Mai fumed. "That damn blonde!"

"I guess it was better to act on it than to think about it, ne?"

"Hentaiii!!"

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-Morning-

RingRingRIngRing

'You have called Tenoh and Kaioh residence. We're out of the mement. So please leave a message after the beep'

Beep

"Michiru, are you there? this is your mother. Your father and I are planning to stop over there today-... Anata! I told you to get your own drink! AHHH!! watch where you're going! Stupid husband!! ahh well anyway, we'll be there by lunch! love you honey! Bye bye!"

While the two lovers where happily and peacefully sleeping in their bedroom arm in arm, they're completely unaware of a new breed of terror that awaits them.

Parent's Coming over for a visit

(terrifying violin playing plays in the background)

Next is The Unexpected Visitor!

bwahahahaha... i just hate it when parent's surprise you for a visit.. lol

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Thanks to impersonal once again!