"Ready"
"WHAAA"
Cried the blue-haired genin, charging out of the bush, toward Nagagasaki She jumped up, while shigure was the relitivally tall man, Hiroto dropped a ballon filled with purple gunk in it.
"come on, hiroto, why did you do that? this stuff reeks"
Grining a bit, hiroto retreated into the endless building and alleyways.
"Run now, just wait until training tomarrow! Ohh, your gonna get it"
As soon as the words were out of his mouth, SPLAT another baloon, this time filled with a thin, green liquid hit him right on the same spot as the other ballon.
"Bulls'-eye!" Shigure said.
"AGAIN WITH THE BALLONS! YOU TWO ARE DEAD! DEAD!" threatend Nagasaki.
Later on, the two pranksters meet up in hiroto's room.
"Do you think it'll work?" asked hiroto "Duh- we tested it forever. Remember?" Shigure answered, holding out his arm, witch had no hair at all on it.
"I think we even got his eyebrows! There is no way that shindo won't get a kick out of this. Tomarrow, nagasaki-sensi becomes maruhage-sensi"
-Back with squad 8-
The entire squad eight was walking down the path, with Coal on the far left, then Maiko, yumi, and finnally Akiara. The squad had been walking for a while, and was running out of conversation when-
"HEY! I SEE IT!" Yelled the big giant ape.
"Ha-ha. Very funny. After the 4th time, it's halarious." scoffed Yumi, who kept looking at the ground.
"No, seriously, there it is!" exclaime coal, running toward the giant gates of konaha.
"There's a bed there!" Yelled yumi, running in the direction of the gate.
"There's books there!" yelled akiara, running to the gate.
"There's showers in there!" Yelled maiko, running to the gate.
"FOOD!!" bellard the giant gorrila, droppping onto all four's, charging the gate.
"You four could have been in some deep trouble, charging the gate like that"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. The point is, we didn't get in trouble. Now can we go now? I'm tired." Said coal.
Gurgle
"And hungry"
Maiko and Yumi giggled a bit.
A little frustrated, Tsunade yelled "Well, i could have had you guys thrown in jail for threating the village! How'd ya like that"
Walking in, shizune stepped back, as if surprized to see the squad there. then, she gathered herself again and stepped foward.
"Tsunade, we have confirmed that the scroll is the real deal"
"Great, that means that you four can get out. Hey, kid..." pointing to coal "Make sure you meet up with a kid called naruto. you're bound to love him"
"Um... Okay"
"Rest up for a few days. after about 2 days-" Tsunade looked at akiara for confromation, and she nodded. "you will head out and go back to your village with our scroll. Until then, rest and have fun"
With that, squad 8 left.
"so, where are we going?" Asked yumi.
"I dunno, maybe you should choose this time." said Akiara.
"how about the hot springs; it sounds really nice there." suggested Maiko.
"Yeah! That'd be great!" exclaimed the perverted coal. Both Maiko and Yumi hit him in the back of the head.
"PERV"
"I told you to stop calling me that!" Said the previ-sage, thinking that they were calling him a perv.
"Who are you?" Asked Yumi.
"Why, you don't know who i am? I am none other than the great toad sage, one of the three legandary sa"
"Don't be fooled by the intro, he's still a huge lazy perv." Said our favirote ninja, Naruto.
"Kid, get out the hell out of here! your gonna make a bad impression on the ladies!" hushed Jiraya "Whatever. hey you four. I'm naruto, the soon to be hokage of this village! "Great, just what we need; another loud-mothed abnoxious guy." Mumbled maiko to yumi.
yumi snickered a bit, but was quickly hushed when the coal turned around. He had been slowly turning back during the day, and was about down to 1/4 ape, so he was still a bit freaky. Needless to say, the two shut up after his deathstare. Coal and Naruto had been talking and, unfortunately, begain to become friends.
"I have a feeling that this is the begining of a long and prank-filled friendship, naruto." commented coal, throwing his arm around Naruto's sholder.
"What should we do first?" Ask naruto "Well, i was going to go to the springs with maiko and the rest. You want to come"
"Hello, I'm still here!" Said Jiraya, walking off. "Why do people always forget me"
"Nah, sakura said that if she sees me while she's there again, she'll rip out my entrals and feed them to choji"
"Come on-you'll have an excuse! A new friend. Plus, I'd be bored, and its not good when that happens. Right, guys?" finished coal, looking at the group of girls.
"Please come!" all three of them said.
"Alright, but i have to stop by my apartment to get my trunks"
well, we mind as well go now." Said coal. "we'll meet up with you guys later"
All right. see you there"
"so where do you live?" asked coal "Not to far away from the best noodles in the world; ichrocku's ramen"
"Why'd you yell that"
"I dunnno"
They kept to the path, and soon saw a purple (or blue, can't know, color blind) haired girl come down the road.
"Hey, that's hinata!" exclaimed naruto. "HI HINATA"
Of course we all know that hinata has a huge crush on naruto, and everybody but naruto himself knows that, but never the less, hinata still blushed like crazy.
"Hey you okay?" Asked naruto "Your getting kinda red." felling her forhead. This caused her to pass out, as she normally does.
sigh
"Does that happen often"
"More than you know. I'd better bring her to my place"
"Do you do that often"
"Shut up." replied naruto. "She did leave her pack at my house last time she pasted out"
After walking another minute, naruto broke the scilence "We're here"
groan Mumble Moan
All of the wierd sound affects were coming from Hinata, who was waking from her breif lapse of concienceness.
"What's going on?" after opening her eyes, Hinata went into full-tomato mode. she was being carried by Naruto bridal style, and had conveniently snuggled in.
"Oh, hey Hinata. You passed out again. I was just bringing you to my place. I had to get my trunks, so I'd thought I'd drop you off. But now you're awake, so maybe you could come with us to the springs"
"umm... sure Nauto-kun.I think i left my swimming suit at your house in my pack. Do you mind if i change there"
"Not at all"
They had reached the top of the stairs and naruto had gotten his key out of his pocket, which was pretty hard until Coal suggested that he put hinata down.
"Oopps, forgot"
"Yeah, right"
Putting down Hinata, Naruto opened up his door and stepped in.
"Welcome to my humble abode"
"And humble it is." Coal retorted.
"Oh, real mature. Hinata, your stuff is over by my stove. I'll be right out"
Grabbing his swimming trunks, Naruto ran into the other room.
"So, are you going to change over at the springs"
"Y-yes"
"You like him, don't you"
"W-what? I... Um... Please don't tell him! I-I want to"
cutting her off, coal said "Don't worry, hinata. your secert is safe with me. But some advice- Try not to pass out every time he touches you"
Blushing, Hinata just shock her head in agreement.
"All done! I take it that Hinata is changing at the springs"
"Yeah, she is"
With that, the Blonde, the blue, and the black left for the springs.
Episode 9-
"Hey guys. What's up?" asked Shindo, walking in on the two twins.
Laughing a bit, Shigure asked "hey, shindo, why don't you ever laugh"
In a flat, mono-tone, shindo replied "I don't find many things funny. Why do you want to know"
As if on key, Nagasaki walked in, fuming mad. The crome-dome stopped in the middle of the room, Turning the the twins, he looked at the two and asked a big question with one simple word.
"Why"
Before the blue short-haired girl could answer, they were interupted by a laugh. It hadn't been very loud, or at least not at first. It grew louder and louder, till it became a all out crackle. And who was laughing, you ask? Of couse it was Shindo. "So that's how he laughs"
"kinda creepy." Said hiroto "Really creepy." Said Shigure "Mm-hmm" said Nagasaki this means complete baldness.