It's Time To Cut The Fat
"Hey Rose," said the Doctor, walking into the room. "Whatcha watching?"
"The Biggest Loser," said Rose. "It's one of my favourite shows. It's so inspiring."
"Yeah, they must lose a lot of weight through those tears," said the Doctor sarcastically. Rose glared at him.
"The thing is…" she began, "… they're all really weird this time round."
"How?" asked the Doctor.
"See for yourself," Rose said. The Doctor sat down on the couch and watched. All the contestants were standing around, doing nothing.
"When I tell you to train you will train!" the trainer exclaimed. The woman named Laura looked at the man named Wal and nodded at him.
"The time has come," Laura said. She stood back and zipped open her forehead. Wal and the other contestants did the same.
"Oh my god, they're Slitheen!" Rose exclaimed. "But I thought they all died?"
"Blon told me their family was huge," the Doctor said. "These guys must be new."
"Oh no," said Rose. The show ended, and went to the news.
"Breaking news, a group of aliens identified as 'Slitheen' are heading through the city. Using the taxi driver famous for being mistaken as a computer expert as a chauffeur and hostage, they have revealed plans to break into any buildings without contact with civilisation, that is, those not receiving warnings."
"We've got to stop them!" exclaimed Rose, getting up and running to the door.
"The Slitheen were last seen heading towards the Big Brother house."
Rose stopped and turned.
"Then again, there's no real rush," she said.
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