The Doctor, the Rose and the Wardrobe
The Doctor and Rose were sitting on the couch, watching Leave it to Beaver.
"Look at her in her pearl necklace," said Rose.
"I know, who's she trying to impress, the vacuum cleaner?" said the Doctor. Rose laughed.
"Let's see what else is on," she said, changing the channel. She changed it to What Not To Wear. There was a couple on it, describing their lifestyle. Rose and the Doctor couldn't help noticing the resemblance they had to them. The man was wearing a suit with trainers, and the woman was wearing hoop earrings.
"We travel around a lot," said the man. "It's a very active, hectic lifestyle."
"Sounds just like us," commented Rose. "I wonder what Lisa and Mica are gonna say about them." Lisa walked up to the man.
"Shocking," she said. "Who wears trainers with a suit?"
"Well, I do a lot of running," defended the man.
"So find something that goes with the shoes!" exclaimed Lisa. "Or at least get another pair, something that goes with the outfit. You can't have it both ways. Honestly, you have no idea how to dress." Rose was tempted to laugh. The Doctor lowered his head a little. Now Mica was commenting on the woman's outfit."You say you do a lot of travelling, a lot of adventuring?" she said.
"Yes indeed," replied the woman.
"Well you're not dressed for it," said Mica. "Those earrings'll just weigh you down, or they might get caught in something. And what's with the make-up?! You look like a prostitute!"
"It's not that bad," said the woman meekly.
"But why are you wearing it?" asked Mica. "Who are you trying to impress?" The Doctor and Rose sat in silence with their mouths open for a moment. Then Rose slowly picked up the remote and changed the channel.
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I've never actually seen an episode of What Not To Wear, so I hope I did an okay job. And let's just say it was a special edition for couples. And for those of you who haven't seen the original Leave It To Beaver, all you need to know is that Mrs Cleaver wore a pearl necklace, even though she just did housework.