You need to know Little Britain to understand this chapter.

Chav

"In the town of Darkly Noone, Vicky Pollard is applying for a job."

"Look at that," said Rose. "That's what Cassandra was comparing me to." The Doctor looked at the screen. There was Vicky, with her bling, her long messy hair, her pink jacket, her trackies and her six kids. He then looked back at sweet little Rose.

"You're right," he said. "Nothing like her." Rose smiled to herself.

"She's much better looking than you," he added. Rose looked at the Doctor.

"Oh my god, I so can't believe you just said that!" she exclaimed.

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I was going to write out a long Vicky Pollard speech for Rose, but I'm not that clever. Reviews make me happy!