I'm not sure what other countries have a Brainiest Kid show, so I'm just making it Australian for convenience.
The TARDIS's Brainiest Kid
"9.5 trillion kilometres."
"Neil Armstrong."
"1588."
"Doctor, why are you talking to yourself?" asked Rose, walking into the room.
"Antarct-, what?" said the Doctor. "Oh, I'm not. I'm watchingAustralia's Brainiest Kid and answering the questions."
"Ah," said Rose. "So why are you watching it in the first place?"
"I take pride in my knowledge," replied the Doctor. "It feels good when you know more than people on quiz shows."
"They're 12 years old!" exclaimed Rose. "And do you have to answer out loud?"
"It adds to the feeling of accomplishment," said the Doctor. Rose rolled her eyes and slumped down next to the Doctor. The round had just ended.
"And now it's time for our tie-breaker round, called Matching Pairs," said the hostess. "We give you 4 pairs, and you have to match them up. For example, with superheroes and their secret identities it would be Superman with Clark Kent, Spiderman with Peter Parker, and so on."
"Yeah yeah, it's not rocket science," said the Doctor.
"And here we go," said the hostess. "Match the following Wiggles with the colour skivvies they wear." The screen showed 2 columns. The first one read: Greg, Anthony, Jeff and Murray. The second read: Blue, Purple, Red and Yellow. Rose turned to the Doctor.
"Well?" she said, raising an eyebrow. All the contestants had solved the question by now.
"Rose," said the Doctor "What's a Wiggle?"
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This was harder to write than you think. I wrote it in my head while I could have easily been fantasising about meeting David Tennant. Make my hard work pay off, and review!