Wow, it's been a while. It's amazing how there are so many TV shows in the world, but only a select few I can use. Anywho, I'm back with this one.

Where Are They Now?

Rose sat on the couch in the living room. She picked up the TV guide and browsed through it. She didn't find much that interested her, until she came across the summary of one particular show that made her eyes widen. She checked the time it was on, and set the alarm on her watch to go off a couple of minutes before then. This, she had to see.

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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

"What was that?" asked the Doctor.

"Just the alarm on my watch," said Rose. "I set it to remind me about a show I want to watch. Come watch it with me."

"Do I have to?" whined the Doctor.

"Yes," said Rose. The Doctor sighed and followed Rose into the living room. He sat down on the couch, while Rose stood in front of the TV.

"Doctor," she said. "Do you ever wonder what happens to the people we meet during our travels?" The Doctor shrugged.

"A little, I suppose," said the Doctor.

"But think about it," said Rose. "You've changed people's lives. You've given them a glimpse of your life. And when we leave, sure everything seems fine. But as time goes on, life becomes more complicated."

"Rose, what's going on?" the Doctor asked. Rose stepped out of the way of the TV and switched it on.

"Jerry Springer?" said the Doctor, confused. "What's this got to do with anything?"

"Just watch," said Rose. The Doctor sat back and watched as Jerry announced the show.

"And now, we have a very interesting guest," he said. "He seems like just an average guy from London, England. His name is Elton."

"Oh my god," said the Doctor.

"And he's our special guest today, for our topic … MY GIRLFRIEND'S A PIECE OF PAVEMENT!"

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And that's it. I hope it's … adequate. I didn't want to go too much into what would happen in the actual show. Please review, being mindful that with this I was attempting to make a lame and unfunny episode funny.