That's right - I finally got another idea! Yay!
I should point out now that each chapter here is a one shot - so just because the Doctor and Rose are kissing in one chapter doesn't mean it carries on.
This is also back to the 10th Doctor.
Every Breath You Take
Rose admitted that she enjoyed a bit of sexual humour – especially after meeting Jack – so she was happy to sit back occasionally and watch Two and a Half Men with the Doctor.
"Who's your favourite character?" questioned Rose.
"Hmm?" said the Doctor. "Oh, um, Charlie, I guess. You've just gotta admire someone who can pick up girls just like that. I wish I could do it."
Oh, you have no idea, thought Rose.
"How about yours?" the Doctor asked.
"Well ... I might be naturally biased, but I'd have to say Rose," she admitted. The Doctor raised an eyebrow.
"Rose?" he said. "But she's so obsessed! The way she's constantly watching Charlie, sneaking up on him, climbing into bed with him ... don't you find that a little unsettling?" Rose shrugged, and the Doctor smiled.
"Thank Rassilon people like that don't exist in real life, hey?" he said, standing up and walking out of the room. Rose sat in silence for a moment, then made a mental note.
Note to self – find better hiding places for the cameras.
In case you didn't get it, the title for this chapter is an allusion to the song Every Breath You Take by The Police, which is about stalking.