Ok this chapter is filled with lots O' humorous things in it. Frankly it made me laugh - and I wrote it. That either means I'm retarded or I'm just that hilarious. I'm hoping its the latter...Anyway though! Come on guys you need to review for me! At least give me as many reviews as I do chapters! That would make me hot in the pants. (Ok not really, but if it gets me reviews then sure)
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The morning sunlight crept into the small room, settling on both Roxas and Axel's peaceful faces, causing the small blond to stir slightly while the red head just lied there, not showing the slightest sign of moving any time soon. Roxas scowled at no particular person for not providing a better fight with trying to get out of the idiot's surprisingly vice-like grip, especially for waking up in the crook of the red head's neck. For the second time, he tried to wriggle out of the red head's arms, still not providing any decent results to his liking, he sighed – only before his bedroom door burst open to one of the last people he wanted to see him at the moment.
"Oh ROXA-….oh…Ooh," the burnet gave Roxas a surprisingly perverted smirk, also giving him a nod, "Oooooooh." Said boy glared at his twin, knowing that this was not going to be the most pleasant of explanations – especially with him in nothing but a towel. His situation only got worse as a yawning Riku walked in and his eyes widened slightly before he sighed.
"Roxas how many times have I told you not to fornicate in your parent's house?" Roxas glared at the man, fighting the blush that was on his face and loving the face that the red head was not up to hear that comment; he would have a field day with that one.
"We weren't fornicating Riku!" The angry blond shouted. "It's just a misunderstanding!"
"Then explain to me why you are only wearing a towel and your all but pelvic thrusting into his crotch." Roxas was about to retort to the sarcastic man's comment when said red head stirred and sat up to meet their gazes.
"You know," Axel started as he rubbed his eyes sleepily and grinned, "That is a really good question Roxie." Something inside the blond seemed to snap at all the people basically screaming that him and Axel had all but had sex last night.
"EVERYONE GET OUT!!" the blond shouted angrily as he started to throw everything within his reach at the two blocking the doorway. Both of the boys tried to dodge everything that was being thrown at them as they ran out the door. Having watched the both of them run out the door, he ran over to it and locked it, out of breath from all of the stuff he threw. He turned around and noticed the red head was still there, his usual grin on his face, causing Roxas to scowl.
"Well Roxie could you please explain to my exactly why we woke up like that?" he asked as he sat up, still grinning. "I mean not that I didn't enjoy the way we woke up, but why did you consent to it?" The red head gasped in a dramatic way as he jumped up and ran over to Roxas and hugged him tightly, "Aww Roxie does like me!"
"I do not!"
"Then why is the towel that was once covering you now on the floor?" The blond looked down and realized that Axel was right, in all his anger he had dropped his towel at some point during the commotion. He quickly grabbed the towel and wrapped it around his waist, face still a deep shade of crimson. He looked back up when he heard the red head burst out laughing. "Calm down Roxie I didn't look…well to much, Hey! I need that arm once again! Lighten up I really didn't look! And let me tell you it was really hard- no pun intended." Roxas sighed, now fully annoyed by the idiot in front of him.
"Axel just get out so I can get dressed."
"Aww you don't trust me?"
"Well…no. So get out."
"I would be you locked the door; you know, so we could be alone." Roxas opened the door and shoved the red head out and proceeded to slam the door in his face once again. He scoffed upon hearing the red head once again started to whine and pound on his door.
"I have to get ready for school you idiot!" the blond yelled as he leaned against the door crossing his arms across his bare chest. "Go to your own apartment and get ready."
"But Roxie!" the red head whined as he continued to bang his fist on the door, "It's no fun at my house! Can we at least walk to school together?"
"If I say yes will you leave me alone so I can get dressed for school?"
"Yes?"
"Fine, we'll walk to school." Roxas could almost hear the grin forming on the man's face and he immediately scowled, knowing he would probably regret that decision later.
"Why so ornery Roxie?" Axel questioned the blond that was currently holding his neck as if in pain.
"My neck hurts because I was forced to cuddle with you last night!" Roxas exclaimed angrily for almost the entire student body to overhear – which earned smirks and snickers to come out from some students.
"Well Roxie you can't really blame me for something that happened in my sleep," the taller man explained as he and Roxas walked toward their first class. "Besides, I'm not the one who forced you to cuddle with me; you did that completely own your own accord." The red head's last statement caused a smirk to come across his features, and a slight blush to come to the blond's face.
"You can't blame me for something I did in my sleep."
"But you did do it, even if it was subconsciously. Was Roxie dreaming about me last night?" The blond turned to glare up at the man as another blond walked up to him.
"Roxas! We haven't seen you all morning! Are you two attached at the hip or something?" Roxas turned to see Hayner, Pence, and Olette walking up to the both of them.
"Well we aren't exactly attached at the hip per say," Axel explained with a wink until Roxas punched him in the arm once again. "Am I not going to have a functioning arm by the time this school year is over Roxie?"
"Keep saying things like that and you might not live to see the end of the school year." Axel laughed at Roxas' threat as he started to trot off to his first class.
"See you later Roxie."
"What is it you two?" Pence asked as he made his way to Roxas' side.
"The psycho won't leave me alone," the blond explained to his friends, "And to top it all off he lives right next door to me and Sora."
"Maybe he just wants to be friends Roxas," Olette reasoned as they reached their first class and stepped inside.
"Or maybe he just wants in Roxas' pants?" Hayner said as Roxas glared at his best friend.
"Hayner!"
"Oh come on Roxas you look at him almost the same way he looks at you. And that look screams that he wants in your pants." Roxas' hand ran through his hair, he was exhausted. Between his friend's taunts, his brother's and Riku's, and Axel's he wasn't sure he'd live too much longer.
Roxas first class went by slowly, especially with Hanyer's constant teasing about him and Axel wanting in each other's pants – which he didn't. The blond walked into his English class, as if this day couldn't get any better. He took his usual seat that was next to the window and in the last row of the class; only to later realize that one of the sources of his current insanity sat next to him – still grinning like he was this morning.
"Why are you so happy?"
"I woke up to a hot blond this morning why wouldn't I be happy?" Roxas' blush returned and he was about to say something about the red head being stupid when the teacher walked in.
"Good morning class! You all have a new project to do that's due in a week!" The entire class groaned at the sudden news of a new project. "You are all going to be working with another person and you are going to work together to create a series of wonderful poems that I know I'll enjoy." This time was Roxas' turn to groan, he hated poetry most of all. "Now get together with your partner and start working on them!" The class broke into a frenzy of people trying to find a partner as if they were looking for a lost dog, while Roxas and Axel just sat there.
"I know you want to be my partner Roxie," Axel said resting his head on his hand and turning toward Roxas and looking at him in a smug fashion. The blond next to him sighed and looked at the red head.
"I would get stuck with you."
"Aww that hurt me Roxie."
"Of course it does."
"I'm good at this kind of thing anyway. And you don't exactly look like the kind of person who likes this kind of thing," the red head explained as he once again grinned at Roxas. Roxas stared at him for a minute, surprised at how the idiot could figure that out about him so quickly without him telling the red head.
"How did you know that?"
"I guess I can just read you really well. To me you are like an open book Roxie, I'm just still reading the pages." Roxas' eyes widened and he quickly turned away from the red head, hiding the blush on his face. He tried to calm himself down, but he just didn't feel like he could, and that was what was annoying the blond.
"Fine, I'll work with you," Roxas said, returning the red head's smirk with his own, "But you'd better be as good as you say."
"I'll be as good as you want me to be Roxie."
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Well, theres chapter five, I'll put more hot AkuRoku action in the next chapter. As long as I get at least 2 more reviews. So if you want hot AkuRoku action then review for Shinaningans. Love you guys.