Hi there! Sorry for the long wait! Here's a little RoyEd for you!

To Roy-Fan-33 I'm sorry I haven't posted the ficlet for you suggestion yet, but I'm afraid inspiration has been little lately. I don't want to take your awesome idea and have it turn out only mildly funny, so I'm waiting for something REALLY good, ok? It will be up one of these days, I really am working on it.

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Name: Lucky Lollipop

Pairings: RoyEd, RizaRoy

'Aaaargh. What is wrong with Mustang today?' Ed growled mentally. The man had stared at him, intensely observing his mouth the WHOLE time Ed had been reporting, and then recommended that Ed go to the hospital. Even weirder, he wouldn't say why, just gave Ed a funny look. Ed wasn't sure if the look meant Mustang was worried or scared. And even Lt. Hawkeye and her favorite handgun hadn't been able to stop Mustang from stalking him. When Ed finally realized there was no way Mustang was just going to leave him alone, the boy walked back to Roy's office and stood in the doorway, beckoning the Colonel into the room and then slamming the door shut.

"OK. That's it. What the hell is up with you? Why are you stalking me and staring at me and saying I should go to the hospital and all that crap?"

"Oh-. Oh Ed...I'm just a little worried about..." Roy seemed flustered as he took out a hand mirror and put it in front of Ed.

"Open your mouth." Roy told him. Ed opened his mouth and saw a disturbing shade of blue. Sticking his tongue out to get a better look, he told Roy

"Ohh...That's just from a lollipop I ate a while ago. Sheesh."

"Oh. OK then...Whew...I wasn't sure..." he trailed off. Ed rolled his eyes and turned to walk out the door when Roy stopped him.

"It looks so weird. At least let me clean some of it off."

"Huh? Off my tongue? How?" Roy grinned.

"You'll like it." He said, pressing his mouth over Ed's "Oh."

Roy pulled back and Ed licked his lips.

"I don't think it's coming off."

"Me neither."

Hawkeye shut her previously ignored adjoining office door, trying not to wonder what would happen if she ate a lollipop...

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Wow! That was a short one. And a goofy one. Hope you liked it! Suggestions are always welcome!!