Author's Note: Hello again everyone! I assume you're all reading this but it's kind of hard to tell with the lack of reviews. (HINT HINT!) Seriously though the reviews help because without reviews it's hard for me to know what you guys thought was funny and which jokes were duds. So any feedback is good even if you just wanna be a grammar Nazi or something. Anyway this chapter explains why the hell Suigintou is living at Jun's and is entitled Rozen Maiden: An Off Key Jingle - Why The Hell Is Suigintou Living At Jun's. Enjoy.
Rated:T Genre: Comedy/Parody Warning: Offensive humor/Spoilers... Well not really, but some jokes are based on spoilers...
Rozen Maiden: An Off-Key Jingle - Chapter:2 - Why the Hell is Suigintou Living at Jun's
One week before the last chapter....
Suigintou flew to the Hospital, slightly tattered from a recent fight and covered with the stench of bologna. After landing on the window sill outside of Megu's room, she sighed loudly. "Ridiculous! This whole thing! To think that a contest to achieve perfection could be delayed over lunch meats! God, my dress smells terrible. I'll have Megu wash it immedia....ack!" She exclaimed as Megu grabbed her from behind and pull her into the room. Megu hugged her closely while Suigintou struggled to get free. "Me-Megu! Unhand me this instant!" Suigintou screeched, her face becoming flushed with embarrassment and frustration. "You're so mean Suigintou! You left again without saying anything." Megu cried holding Suigintou tighter. "Megu....I can't breath..." Suigintou gasped, her flailing losing momentum. "We talked about this! I was worried to death! Suigintou you... Suigintou?" Megu stopped crying as she realised the doll had slipped out of consciousness.
Suigintou woke up groggily. "Wha.. what happened?" Whispered to herself trying to connect the dots as to how she ended up asleep on Megu's bed. It suddenly came back to her in a flash. " Damn it, Megu!" She cussed under her breath. Megu had not been the same since Suigintou and Barashuishou's fight with the other maidens. When Bara betrayed Suigintou and she was defeated Megu's ring back at the hospital broke. Fearing that she would never see the doll again Megu fell into a deep despair. When Suigintou reappeared Megu was overjoyed. However she also became clingy, overprotective and...kind of creepy.
Megu walked in the room. "Oh hey. You're awake." She said in her typical chipper manner. "What do you think of the out fit I made you?" She smiled. "New outfit what are you babbling about?" Suigintou asked kicking off the sheets that were covering her to reveal smaller pajamas exactly like Megu's. "WH-What is the meaning of this Megu?! Where is my dress?!" Suigintou squealed. "It's in the wash. It smelt like lunch meat but forget about that beside these cute matching outfits I also got us matching cell phones so I can reach you all the time." Suigintou scoffed. "Don't be ridiculous. A cell phone may seem compact to you, but it's almost as big as my head!" " But don't give the number to anyone else these are just for us." Megu continued. "Who the hell else would I be calling any...That's not the point! Megu you're taking this to far! I want my dress back and I'm not hauling this device everywhere!" Megu suddenly fell silent making Suigintou a little uneasy. "Do...do I make myself clear?" Megu smiled a little. "You're right Suigintou. I don't know what I was thinking. I feel so silly. I mean those pajamas and all. I'll go get you're dress for you." Suigintou watched as she walked out of the room and smiled to herself. "I guess I just had to show her who was boss. She's just a mere medium after all. How could I, the first of the Rozen Maidens been intimidated. I'm such a fool." Suigintou thought to herself as she stared at the full moon out the window.
"I'm back." Megu said as she opened the door. Suigintou turned her attention toward the door "You did run that wash on delicate I ho...Me-Megu! What are you wearing?!" She exclaimed as she realised that Megu had changed into a dress exactly like hers. "Isn't it adorable. It was just silly to think you would start wearing those grubby pajamas. This is much better and anyone who sees us will know we're a couple. "We are not a couple!" Suigintou bellowed. "Of course we are, you tease. Why else would you give me this ring?" Suigintou raised to her feet standing on the bed."I've explained to you thoroughly as to why I gave that to you..." "As an expression of undying love right?" Megu cut her off. "That's it!" Suigintou screamed. "I can no longer take this! Give me the ring Megu! I'm leaving!" Megu's smile vanished from her face. "You..you can't leave me." Suigintou grabbed her dress from Megu. "I can do what ever I want you fool!" She hissed as held her hand out for the ring. "F-fine I'll give you the ring but..at least finish that yakult you started to drink this morning." "What?" Suigintou looked at the half full bottle on the nightstand. "The nurse knows I don't like that stuff it would be troublesome to come up with an excuse." Megu said coldly holding the ring out." Suigintou looked at Megu in surprise. "That's it? She's not going to try to stop me?" She thought to herself. "Fine!" she scowled chugging the rest of the bottle before making her way to the window. "Good- bye, Megu. I don't think we will meet aga...uh...." Suigintou's legs when numb as the room began to spin. "Oh my you don't seem well. Perhaps you should lay down suigintou." Megu smiled as Suigintou fell to the floor.
Suigintou woke up to find herself strapped to the bed. Megu sat in the chair next to her dressed in the replica of Suigintou's outfit. "What the...Megu! Release me immediately!" She screamed. "I'm afraid I can't do that. You have a habit of flying away on me, my little blackbird. I think I should take care of these wings now so I don't have to worry about that any more." Megu said in a quiet voice as she pulled a block of wood from under the bed and placed it between her wings and retrieved a hammer out of the drawer. "Megu! What are you doing?!" Suigintou asked fear creeping into her voice. "Taking care of these two problems once and for all" Megu responded as she raised the hammer.
Minutes later Suigintou's wings were now tied to the new board that Megu had just mounted to the wall above the bed. (Got ya) Megu had left to buy a large birdcage. "I have to get out of here before she returns. Suigintou saw a knife next to the TV adjacent to her bed. She slipped her wings out of the loops and started rocking to slowly inch the bed toward the TV. When she finally made it she grabbed the knife between her toes and used it to turn on the TV. "Good, now I can watch "Dog the bounty hunter" while I escape." She said as she materialized her sword and cut herself minutes later she showed up at Jun's door and rang the doorbell. Shinku answered "Suigintou are you here to fight again. You do realize the Alice Game is on hold and Jun would be most cross if we fought here." Suigintou avoiding eye contact quietly replied. "I'm not here to fight. I need a favor."
"...and that is how Suigintou came to live here." Shinku concluded. "Oh I was confused." Hinaichigo laughed. "So do you think Megu has calmed down yet." Shinku looks out the widow to see Megu standing in the back yard, wearing a jean jacket and holding a boom box over her head, playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes". "I don't think so."