Author's Note: Hey again! Special thanks to Shining Valkyrie for the review. Honestly though I don't do yuris or yaois. I do however make jokes about them along with guro, futa, loli or any other japan related fetish. However this chapter is going to be shorter than the rest so I can spend sometime finally finishing my other story. The rush to put something out early is just my way of saying thanks for the favoriting and review.
Rated:T Genre: Comedy/Parody Warning: Offensive humor/Spoilers... Well not really, but some jokes are based on spoilers...
Rozen Maiden: An Off-Key Jingle - Chapter:3 - Chibi Chapter
Shinku, Hina, Suiseiseki and Souseiseki sat on the couch, gazing at the television as Kun-kun reached the climax of the episode. Kun-kun had just caught the perpetrator, Robber Cat and brought him to the interrogation room for questioning."Tell me where you've hidden the money and you'll get a reduced sentence." Kun-kun stated as he paced back and forth over the Robber cat who sat restrained in a folding chair, that sat behind a plain white table. "You've got nothing on me, nyaa. Until I have a lawyer, I'm talking to no one, nyaa." The Robber Cat responded defiantly. "Oh, about that. Your lawyer informed us had be held up for a while so we issued a new one for you." Kun-knu responded making his way to the window and closing the blinds. "What? What are you on about, nyaa?!" Kun-kun sweeps the lag of the chair knocking robber cat to the floor. Meet your lawyer ,Mr. floor." Kun-kun states flatly. "Th-this is brutality you stinking pig, nyaa!" Kun-kun begins kicking the cat. "If you'd prefer we've also got Mr. Boot..." Shinku sips her tea. "Is it just me, or has Kun-kun gotten more violent as of late?" "It's to be expected, since he's gotten out of rehab his stress has been getting to him." Souseiseki stated, not breaking her gaze with the television. Suiseiseki sighed as she jumped down from the couch and made her way to the kitchen.
Suiseiseki opened the fridge pulled out the milk. As she began to pour a glass she heard a noise from the stairs. "That sounds like Nori, desu..." she said quietly to herself. She jumped of the stool she was using to reach the counter, and make her way to Nori's bedroom and peeked in. She saw Nori tossing and turning looking quite distressed. She closed the door and began making her way down the stairs. "A nightmare, huh? Oh well it's not of my concern, desu." She thought out loud however every step she took she slowed down a bit as if being weighed down by her conscience. She sighed reluctantly deciding to help and made he way back to the living room. "Souseiseki can you help me with something she called to her sister." Souseiseki came out to the hall. "What's up?" "Nori seems to be having a nightmare. It seems like a bad one, desu. I thought maybe we could help." her voice dropped a bit as she blushed "..you know for all the hanamaru hamburgers and such..." Souseiseki smiled at her sisters selflessness. "No problem. Between Sui dream and Lempicka no matter what horror Nori's mind has cooked up we should be done in five minutes, max!" She said beeming with cofidence.
The two stepped into the bedroom and released their artificial spirits. The blue and green lights swirled above Nori's head as the girl continued to toss and turn. "Let's do this, desu!" Suiseiseki whispered as Souseiseki nodded in agreement. The two flew up sticking there heads into the clouds for a second then immediately jumping back down panting with flushed faces. "Jun, I told you we can't. We're sibling..." Nori mumbled still sound asleep. "We never speak of this again, desu! Never again!" Suiseiseki says trying to regain composure. Moment later the twins walk out into the hall and begin to make there way to the stair as Jun comes up. "Oh, hey guy's have you seen my-" Jun is cut off by a beat-red Suiseiseki punching him in the crotch."Noooooo! You chibi, chibi, triple chibi human! " She screams before running downstairs. Jun falls to his knees gasping. "Wh-What the hell got into her....*pant....and what did she mean with triple chibi." Souseiseki blushed, averting her eyes. "I, uh have no idea."