Stupid Adventures of Favorite Characters

by E.Mahiru

Ficlets! Pairings differ, some don't have pairings. Mostly rated K, but a few rated T I think. GO EDWARD! Please give me suggestions! I will use anything as long as it's not dirty. GORGONZOLA

13. Freudian Slip

This is for Fae Elric's challenge: Something that incorporated a freudian slip. It may be a little confusing if you haven't read volume 8 of the manga.

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"Hey guys!" Roy swung enthusiastically into the office, not exactly an everyday occurence.

"Check it out! I found this wild new foreign restaurant and got take-out for everyone. Behold! 'Cretin Cuisine!' "

Everyone except Hawkeye turned their heads toward the colonel, eyes twitching. Riza glared daggers.

"Er, uhm, oops. I mean Cretan Cuisine." Roy grinned pathetically and apologetically, Hawkeye rolled her eyes, and everyone dug into the food.

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Whoa...that was REALLY short...but it's not quite a 2 liner.

Hope it made sense!