A/N This chapter is set in ASDA. Elizabeth's buying a pregnancy kit to see if she really is up the duff! Will buys chocolate spread, wow! Jack stalks Elizabeth around ASDA. I hope she is pregnant, well I know cos I'm writing the bloody thing!
Chapter 2: Chocolate Spread and Pregnancy Kits
Elizabeth scribbled her list down on a piece of paper and it into her bag. "Will, I'm going to ASDA, darling" She pulled the jacket onto her shoulders, her bag hanging over her arm. "Wait I coming with you" Will wobbled uncontrollably, trying to pull his trousers up to his waist. Elizabeth tapped her feet on the tiled floor impatiently. "Come on" Will straightened his T-shirt and took his jacket from the back of the chair.
As they passed through the automatic doors, Elizabeth pulled a trolley towards them. "Right, I'm going to get a pregnancy kit, see you around" Elizabeth steered the trolley down the aisles carefully. She studied the pregnancy test packets attentively. Suddenly, a certain swaggering gentleman with messy dreadlocks caught her eye. "Jack? Jack Sparrow" He turned around at the mention of his name. "Elizabeth Swann, soon to be Turner" Jack strutted towards her with open arms. He looked about her with a confused look in his eye. "Pregnancy kits then? Your so-called beau get you pregnant?" Elizabeth shot an annoyed glance at him, arms folded. "Well we don't know yet, that's why I'm getting some of these" Elizabeth pulled the trolley to the side and resumed their conversation. "So what brings you here?" Jack loosened his tie and coughed nervously. "Erm buying...a...toilet...plunger, yeah I did a massive dump and the toilet's blocked" Elizabeth turned away, steering the trolley through the crowd. "Catch you later, Jack" Elizabeth waved the embarrassed gentleman goodbye and carried on up the aisles.
Will examined the label on the chocolate spread jar to see how many calories it contained. "Will, got them" Elizabeth collided into the shelf clumsily, knocking the tins all over the floor. "Let me help" A tattooed arm picked the tins and stacked them up again. "Liz, what'll we do with you, eh?" Will bent down to help his girlfriend up. "Oh Will, this is Jack Sparrow, the guy I met outside the theatre, remember?" Will shook Jack's hand hesitantly. "Thank you for looking after my girlfriend the other night" Elizabeth grasped onto Will's arm as he steered the trolley to the checkout.
"Are you done yet?" Will lay on the sofa impatiently. "The pee isn't coming" Elizabeth sat crouched on the toilet holding the stick under her bottom. Will sighed heavily waiting for Elizabeth to appear.
"I'm done" Elizabeth leant on the door. Will crossed his fingers and closed his eyes nervously. "I'm...most definitely, certainly...PREGNANT!" Elizabeth watched as Will punched the air excitedly. "We'll name it Will, naturally and we'll take everywhere and it'll go to Sylvia Young and it will be an actor" Elizabeth held Will by his shoulders and pushed him down onto the chair. "It'll be an artist, we'll give it a good upbringing and it'll go to the best art college there is" Will raised his eyebrow and crossed his arms, not willing to give in to Elizabeth's ideas about rearing their child. "I still can't believe I'm knocked up on my first try" They were interrupted by a knock at the door. Elizabeth tied her hair back out of her face and unlocked the door.
"Jack, are you stalking me? How'd you get my address?" Jack handed Elizabeth a bouquet of lilies, she accepted them graciously, holding them to her nose. "These are lovely, but you haven't answered my question, how did you get my address?" Jack blushed a deep shade of red. "I followed you and waited outside till there was an opportune moment" Elizabeth slapped him cleaned in a rush of fury. "You stalked me to my flat and try to woo me with flowers, you pervert" Will came to Elizabeth's side, scowling down at Jack with his deep brown eyes. "If you even attempt to follow my fiancee again then I can't be held responsible for my actions" Jack ran hesitantly down the corridor as Will closed the door angrily. Elizabeth smiled cheekily. "You said I was your fiancee" Will's cheeks started to turn tomato red. "Yes and?" Elizabeth rolled her big brown eyes and turned away from him. "And why did you say it in the first place?" Will scratched his stubbly chin and took in a deep breath. Elizabeth sat on the sofa, twiddling her fingers nervously. "I don't know why I said it, I guess I was being protective of you" Will crouched down beside her, looking into her eyes lovingly. "So there's no marriage on the cards then?" Will smiled his crooked smile, which made Elizabeth cry jovial tears. They curled up on the sofa, Elizabeth pulled the woollen blanket close to her chest and they fell fast asleep in each other's arms
A/N Jack the perverted stalker has a ring to it. Will's watching his weight, Elizabeth is pregnant for sure. Will's the daddy!! Jack bought a plunger for his toilet. Please review, you get a cookie if you do!!