A/N Chapter 3 is up! Elizabeth is coping with her pregnancy. Will has moved into her flat and is excited about going to her art exhibition. But they meet a certain perverted Jack Sparrow outside their flat.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!! FINITO!!

Chapter 3: Warhol and Sparrow

Elizabeth is six weeks pregnant

Elizabeth ensconced herself on her work stool, examining her painting. She took the brush in her hand and swept it over the paper. Suddenly a surge of sickness and vomit overcame her, Elizabeth ran for the toilet hastily, almost slipping on the rugs in the lounge. Will stood out of the shower, dripping wet, his hair curling from the moisture.

"Excuse me" Elizabeth held a hand over her mouth as she passed a dashingly handsome Will.

"Will, I need to get these pictures over to the art museum" Elizabeth held the canvasses under her arm.

"Let me come with you" Will shook his hair as Elizabeth unlocked the door. He pulled his t-shirt over his head and walked into their room.

"Will, I'm going to be late" Elizabeth looked down at her watch and gasped. She was now ten minutes late for her art exhibition.

"I'm coming" Will zipped up his jeans and ran for the door, holding one of Elizabeth's canvasses.

Elizabeth groaned angrily. "I'm now late for my exhibition" Will tapped his fingers along the steering wheel, to pass the time. As the lights turned green, Will put his foot down hard on the accelerator.

"Liz, you're late" Elizabeth clambered up the great stone steps.

"I know, I know" Will gazed about him in wonder. So this is what Liz does in her spare time Will thought to himself as Elizabeth led him to a crowded room.

"I'll set up here" Elizabeth uncovered the canvasses and began hanging them against the wall. Will stared at the artwork, hanging against the wall. He noticed a small similarity between the model in the painting and himself.

"Liz, did you have an inspiration for this painting?" Elizabeth bit her lip nervously.

"Yes I did, you know him extremely well, he's handsome, clever and he's going to be a father" Will stood admiring the picture.

"It's like looking in a mirror" Elizabeth laughed uncontrollably.

As most of the artists departed from the hall, Elizabeth sipped on her glass of orange juice, this shocked some of her colleagues.

"Liz, you're not drinking" Edie placed a hand on her friend's shoulder.

"I'm pregnant, that's why" Her friend's concerned expression vanished with a flicker of joy.

"Oh My God!! Who got you up the duff, was it Johnny from Starbuck's, he's had his eye on you?"

Will's ears pricked up at the mention of another man. Elizabeth slapped her playfully on the arm.

"No, it wasn't Johnny, it's Will's baby" Will stood up to his full height, his dark brown hair, dominating his face.

"Wow, you've done well for yourself" Edie nudged Elizabeth in the arm, she shrieked out in pain.

"I saw you in that play the other night, it was very good" Edie patted Will on the back drunkenly as she sauntered down the steps to her bright red Mini.

"Your friend seems 'nice'" Elizabeth sighed deeply as Will led her towards his car, his arm wrapped around her shoulders.

"Yes, nice is a good way of putting it" Elizabeth pulled on the car door, it clicked as she opened it.

"What about this Johnny eh?" Will began mimicking Elizabeth kissing him, he pouted his lips and fluttered his manly eyelashes.

"We've met a couple of times in Starbucks, me and the girls grab a coffee in there when it's cold in the studio" Elizabeth rolled her eyes at Will and massaged her temple.

"So there's no chemistry between you two then" Will looked at her with his big, brown eyes.

"Will, I don't I want a baby with a man, who's only prospect in life is finding the recipe for a perfect mocha cappuccino"

Will nodded his head, Elizabeth laughed as she thought he looked like the Churchill dog.

As the pair clambered up the stairs, in a fit of uncontrollable laughter, Jack leant on the wall outside their flat, surveying the area for a glimpse of Elizabeth. Will was the last person, he would have liked to have seen, but his nightmare had come true.

Will ran up to his opponent and kicked him hard in the privates, hissing and spitting at him.

"Jack, you lying eunuch, you abused my trust" Elizabeth crept down beside him and whispered softly in his ear. Will pulled her up to his side and gently directed her to their door.

"You wait for my girlfriend, the bearer of my child and you think I won't be angry" Will threw a bruised and dazed Jack against the wall angrily, the perspiration dripping down his forehead.

"I'm sorry, mate. She is the most beautiful woman in the world" Jack held his bandaged hands out in front of him, pleading for forgiveness.

"Go! I don't want you anywhere near Elizabeth" Will flung the bruised and battered man onto the carpet, turning from him disgustedly.

Will came into a silent flat, Elizabeth, rocking back and forth. "I can't take it anymore, Will. I just can't" He sat down next to her, comforting her with soothing words and hugging her softly.

"I know, we have this baby, we've got to keep going for its sake" Will leant his head on her shivering shoulder. Elizabeth gave him a timid smile.

"There isn't a person I would want to spend the rest of my life other than you" Elizabeth kissed his soft hair tenderly. Will lifted her up into his strong, muscly arms, before setting her down on the bed and slipping in beside her.

A/N Jack is a PERVERTED EUNUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Elizabeth's friend, Edie is a cracking character, Johnny works in Starbuck's, it is a tribute to my friend, who adores the place. Tell me how it's going, be naughty but nice!!! Thanks Miss Maudlin, hope this up to scratch!!