A/N I love where this fanfiction is going because it is so nice and bright! Will and Liz are going to a party...ooh! Elizabeth is not drinking for certain reasons and Will's friends with James Norrington and Tia Dalma! Liz's cousin is Anna-Maria, so I've sort of incorporated the PotC characters in the story! Prepare for total pirate carnage!
Disclaimer: No I don't own anything to do with the PotC films or merchandise (maybe a few posters and calendars)
Chapter 6: Drunken Spats and Maltesers
Elizabeth is still 4 months pregnant
Hey shout, summertime blues
Jump up and down in my blue suede shoes
Hey kid, rock and roll, rock on
And where do we go from here
Which is the way that's clear
Elizabeth stood high on her tip toes and danced across the floor of her bedroom excitedly.
"Liz, we need to get going now" Will straightened his jacket and pulled his hair back into a neat ponytail.
"Coming but don't laugh" Elizabeth shouted from the other room, taking the brush through her curls one last time.
"Why would I laugh?" Will looked at his watch absentmindedly, they were now late for the party.
"Because I'm a whale" Elizabeth walked slowly into the lounge, her self esteem slowly deteriorating.
"You, Elizabeth Swann, are the most beautiful, influential person I know" Will cupped her soft face in his rough hands and spoke firmly but with a gentle tone.
"You're supposed to say that" Elizabeth smiled crookedly as she slipped her arm into Will's.
As they got into the car, Elizabeth suddenly paused and grasped onto the belt of her coat.
"What is it, Liz?" Will ran to her side, holding onto her love-handled waist.
"The baby is k-kicking me so incredibly hard" Elizabeth rubbed her protruding stomach maternally.
"Are you sure you'll be alright to go to the party?" Will held Elizabeth close to his chest and helped her into the car.
"Yes, I haven't see my cousin Anna for like ages" Elizabeth turned on the radio and began singing crazily.
"Hey shout, summertime blues
Jump up and down in my blue suede shoes
Hey kid, rock and roll, rock on
And where do we go from here
Which is the way that's clear"
The car began to slowly pull up to the drive, Elizabeth opened the door and took a deep breath.
Will rapped at the door and they waited patiently.
"Oh Lizzy, my dear" Elizabeth was greeted with a hug and a kiss on either side of her cheek.
"Anna, I would like to introduce my boyfriend, Will Turner" Will tipped his head in recognition.
"I have heard of this dapper young man, my friend saw you in that thingy...show last night. It was fantastic!" Anna swayed to and fro as she directed them through the door.
"Is she drunk?" Will whispered in Elizabeth's ear, smiling.
"Well you should've seen her at my graduation, dancing on tables she was" Elizabeth laughed nonchalantly.
"Can I take your coats?" Will pulled the coat from Elizabeth's soft, bronzed shoulders.
Oh I meant to tell you about that" Elizabeth looked at her cousin's shocked expression as Anna looked upon her prominent stomach.
"Well...you certainly have been busy" Anna's stony face melted into a generous smile.
"How is Caroline doing with little Alexa?" Elizabeth linked arms with her cousin and walked into the living room.
"She's coping, but now you must tell me about you and Will" Anna grabbed a flute of champagne from the table and emptied it.
Will felt a warm hand tap him on the shoulder, he turned and smiled at who he saw.
"James, we've found him" The woman called over a gentleman with exceedingly dark hair and piercing blue eyes. He joined the girl at her side, his hands firmly round her waist.
"Tia, James, what are you two doing here?" Will hugged Tia tightly and shook James' hand.
"We broke in and now they seem to think we're like famous or something" They all laughed at the joke and exchanged laughs and many glasses of champagne.
"Elizabeth, Will, I'd like you to meet a great friend of mine" Anna smiled as the person in question walked past them, concealing his face.
"This is Jack Sparrow, the editor of Toxic Pirates Magazine" Elizabeth stared as Jack smiled crookedly.
"So you now work at a magazine, just how many jobs do you have, Jack?" Will tried to force a smile, he felt the warmth of Elizabeth's hand gripping onto his helplessly.
"Well I like to have something to fall back on. I wouldn't want anyone to steal my editorial job" Jack stroked his beard nervously and gave Elizabeth a wink which Will didn't fail to see.
"Hypocrite" Will muttered under his breath as Jack shuffled in closer.
"What was that?" Jack spoke with a tinge of anger in his voice.
"Well I would've thought stealing things that don't belong to you was the thing you did best" Will pursed his lips snidely.
"Will, don't start anything" Elizabeth stood protectively by Will, still holding onto his hand.
"Aw getting your whore to protect you" Jack joined his hands together and pouted ridiculously.
"I've think you've overstepped the mark" Will thumped Jack hard across the chest but failing to do him any damage.
"I bet your little prostitute could do better" Jack fought back verbally as he noticed Will turning his back.
With that Will's anger raged and his fist met with Jack's cheek hard and furiously.
"Will! Oh my god" Elizabeth cupped her mouth in shock horror.
"Are you feeling alright, mate?" James patted his friend's back supportively.
"I've been wanting to do that for ages" Will shook his hand as it reddened.
"You are the most fantastic, supportive man. I'm so proud of you" Elizabeth gripped onto his dark blue shirt and cried softly.
"It's alright. He won't be bothering us" Will escorted Elizabeth out of the house and down the porch to the car.
"Will, am I just your whore?" Elizabeth swivelled herself round to face Will.
"No, you're not! Where would you get a silly idea like that" Will smiled reassuringly at her, gently squeezing her hand.
"I just don't want the only reason you've moved in with me to be because of this baby. I mean you have endured my family and supported me for the last few months and is that out of pity or love?" Elizabeth wiped the last remaining tears from her panda eyes.
"What so you trust me now, is that it?" Things began getting heated between them as they bickered, not leaving the drive.
A short time later...
"Well as far as I'm concerned this relationship over" Elizabeth opened the door and began walking along the pavement in a flustered state.
"Liz, it ain't over till the fat lady sings" Will clambered out of the car and began to chase Elizabeth.
"Well maybe I should start belting out some Eurythmics then" Elizabeth began belting out a segment of 'Sweet Dreams' almost drunkenly although she hadn't consumed any alcohol.
"Calm down, Liz" Will had finally caught and pulled her back in a tight embrace that Elizabeth couldn't easily escape from.
"Let go! Get off me!" Elizabeth lost her fighting spirit and her emotional barrier falling.
"I don't pity you, I love you" Will kissed her golden curls and leant his forehead against hers.
"Well I know an activity that doesn't involve clothes for when we get back to the flat" Elizabeth grinned seductively and clambered back into the car and rubbed her stomach.
"Oh I like it" Will pursed his lips contemplating Elizabeth's raunchy suggestions.
Back at the flat...
Elizabeth wandered into the bedroom wearing a silken dressing gown, almost translucent against her prominent abdomen. Her hair in a fancy bun fastened with a banana clip.
"Oh-la-la" Will lay on the bed, wolf-whistling at his pregnant girlfriend.
"Your turn" Elizabeth helped Will unbuttoned his shirt.
"I thought this game didn't need clothes" Will raised his eyebrow, bewilderedly.
"Well I have to have a bit of decency" Elizabeth pulled the night gown over her shoulders and smiled seductively.
"Get those boobs out baby" Will sprawled out over the bed waiting for Elizabeth.
"One" Elizabeth slipped the delicate material over her breast, watching as Will stared at the big bosoms.
"Two" Will towered over Elizabeth's small frame as she let the flimsy material fall to the ground.
"THREE!" Elizabeth felt her body being lifted off the ground and onto the comfortable duvet with Will's heat radiating above her.
After a long hour of vigourous lovemaking...
"Oh God, you're...really good...at...this" Will had hit his peak and was now deteriorating into sexual asylum.
"Will...calm...down" Elizabeth pulled Will's body from hers and wiped her brow tediously.
"Did I hurt you?" Will kissed Elizabeth's shoulder tenderly as she leant her head back on the headboard.
"No of course not! It's just the baby...kicking me" Elizabeth held Will's hand and smiled fervidly.
"Do we have any Maltesers?" Elizabeth raised her eyebrow as she watched her lover search through the flat.
"Yes I think there's some in the cupboard next to the door" Elizabeth took the covers off her swollen legs and prominent stomach. "What is this about, Will?" She walked slowly through to the living room, following Will bewilderedly.
"Sit!" Will patted the cushions on the sofa absentmindedly, concentrating on opening the packet of Maltesers. "I put one Malteser on your tummy like sew and then we wait patiently"
"This obviously isn't working Will. I'm going back to bed" Will knelt down beside her and held Elizabeth down firmly.
They both watched as the Malteser moved with a jolt and rolled down Elizabeth's stomach.
"Oh my god, that's our baby, our baby" Elizabeth smiled as Will put another Malteser on her abdomen.
"There he goes again" Will stroked Elizabeth's stomach paternally.
"It's a her, we did the 'ring thing'" Elizabeth watched as the second Malteser rolled down between her legs.
"Okay Abraham is now Abby" Will rolled his eyes as he stroked Elizabeth's stomach.
"Abby sounds good but I...I'm not sure about Abraham though" They both laughed but suddenly Elizabeth began cursing and holding her hand to her mouth.
"Shit, shit, shit" Elizabeth grabbed the phone off the receiver forcefully and punched in the numbers frantically.
"What! What is it?" Will sat at the island impatiently as Elizabeth for the response at the end of the line.
"I haven't told my parents that you impregnated me" Elizabeth murmured nervously as she waited for the friendly voices of her parents.
"Oh great they're gonna love that, their daughter having a baby with the lothario actor" Will threw up his hands negatively.
"Don't flatter yourself, Will. Hey Mum, it's Liz. Just ringing to say I'm sort of pregnant. Bye" Elizabeth slammed the phone back down on the receiver hesitantly.
"That was it?" Will watched as Elizabeth walked up and down the kitchen, biting her nails.
"Yeah, yeah I should've told them over dinner or something" Elizabeth opened a bottle of non-alcoholic champagne and took out a glass.
"Liz, that's not got any alcohol in it right?" Will reached over to pry the bottle from her hands but Liz fiercely desisted.
"What do you think I'm going to do, Will?" Elizabeth gulped down the drink quickly.
"Nothing, you're stressed...I can see that" Will took a glass from the cabinet and joined her.
"I'm sorry for being such a pain in the arse" Elizabeth raised her glass apologetically.
"Apology excepted" Will clinked his glass with Elizabeth's and they drank the bottle dry.
"Well it appears the rum is gone from complete utter existence" Elizabeth snorted as she rummaged through the cupboards furiously.
"How about we get an early night?" Will picked Elizabeth and carried her heroically into their bedroom.
"Will Turner, I want our baby to have your surname" Elizabeth guided Will's hand down the side of her stomach, feeling every movement the baby made.
"I want you to have my surname, Elizabeth" Will smiled as Elizabeth try to replay what he had just said in her mind.
"What? Will, are you proposing marri-age?" Elizabeth rolled Will over so she rested on top of his warm, radiating body.
"Yes I think I am!" Will reached in and planted a sweet and tender kiss on Elizabeth's plump rosebud lips.
"Well there's only one thing I can say in response to your proposition...YES!" Elizabeth giggled as they kissed passionately.
"Somehow I don't think we need that big house" Will's expression fade d into a serious look across his face.
"I'm not sure now either, I feel settled and...safe" Elizabeth nestled her face deep into Will's chest.
They had decided, the flat was safe enough for three people to live happily in.
"But five months is gonna go so fast, the baby will soon be walking by the time we get anything done" Elizabeth sat up in waiting for Will's comforting arm to pull her down into the covers.
"I promise we'll have the perfect room for the perfect baby" There it was the comforting arm of her lover tearing her from the cruel reality.
"How do you know that it'll be the perfect child, it could turn out to be Satan or something?" She laughed nervously, rubbing her stomach maternally.
"What do you mean? It will be the perfect baby, it'll have my nose and your mouth" Will tucked a stray hair behind Elizabeth's ear and stared into her deep brown eyes that seemed to hypnotise him.
"I guess we shouldn't watch the Omen too soon then" Elizabeth placed her hand on top of Will's.
"No I don't think so" Elizabeth laughed as she soon succumbed to Will's wandering hands.
"Don't go where you shouldn't be, Mr Turner" Elizabeth whispered seductively in her ear.
"Not all...Mrs Turner" Will murmured as he caressed Elizabeth's curvaceous body intensely.
"Wow! To think how many girls would kill to be in my shoes, being married to the legendary Will Turner" Elizabeth smiled as Will began to sneak down beneath the sheets.
"It's not that much of a job really" Will muttered from under the sheets.
"Will! Stop it that tickles!" Elizabeth shrieked as Will tickled her which was one of her extreme weaknesses.
"See only I know where you're ticklish the most" Will pulled the covers over his head just as Elizabeth was about to strike with her raging fist of fury; her massive pillow.
"Feel my wrath, Mr Turner" Elizabeth knelt up majestically on the bed.
"Ooh I'm quaking" Will held up his hands and laughed.
"I hope so" Elizabeth whacked him violently with her feathered pillow.
After a few minutes of mass pillow fighting...
"Tired yet?" Will panted as he slowly hit the soft covers in sheer exhaustion.
"Hell yes" Elizabeth slipped under the duvet sleepily.
"Sweet dreams, you two" Will ran his fingers through her soft golden curls.
As the lights and sounds blared through the translucent curtains, they couldn't feel any despair, sadness or any negative attitude towards their life and what was to come.
A/N Chapter 6 is now finished! Sorry that went a bit downhill!!! Please read and review!!!