Songbirds
Chapter 2: Meeting Time
"Please?" Pleaded one
"Nope" answered the other, none to kindly
"You need to"
"No I don't"
"You shall"
"I shan't"
"Would you two kindly shut up?" said a third, her voice complimented by her Kyoto country accent
"Then tell Nichira to PLEASE change her clothes!" Kakashi yelled at the older of the two teens
"Why? She looks perfectly fine"
"HER SHIRT IS TORN TO SHREADS!!!!!"
"Hey! The gardener was asking for it" the red-head defended herself "Saying I should cut my hair… the nerve of some people these days" she mumbled the last part, arms crossed and lips poking out.
The older man's body quivered in suppressed fury. He silently stepped behind his desk and pressed a button
"Yes Hatake-san?"
"Mai…" Kakashi groaned as if in pain
"I'll have your aspirin sent up as soon as possible"
"Thank you very much"
"Hey Matsuri, should I where the shirt that I found at the store next to-"Nichira started to say
"No, it's a little too showy. Maybe the other shirt that you found at the other store next to the place-"the elder girl started to answer
"Oh, yeah! That one's cute! Or maybe the mini-dress with the-"
"Oh, No! That was is so two years ago"
"Did you know Paris was wearing it the other day?"
Matsuri gasped "No!"
"Yes!!"
"BLACKMAIL!!!!" they both exclaimed as they ran to Kakashi's computer and started to type at almost hyper speed
Kakashi slumped from behind his desk, watching the two the entire time. He pressed the button again
"Yes Hatake-san?"
"Bring the whole bottle, please….?" He groaned, more pain sounding in his voice
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"They're late" Itachi almost growled as he kept glancing at his (expensive) watch. It was 9.30pm
"No shit" Sasuke murmured, too busy texting away
"Who the HELL are you texting?!" Itachi snarled, already beyond pissed off to keep his cool
"Suigetsu"
The elder stood where he was, gaping like a fish "The fu- HE'S TWO FEET AWAY FROM YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed
"Shh! I just received a text" Sasuke replied, not giving a flying rat's ass about his obviously infuriated older brother
A moment later the slightly older of the two was throwing his head back, howling with laughter as the younger had a cute little tint of pink staining his cheeks
Now, Itachi was curious. Sasuke almost NEVER blushed "What exactly are you guys talking about?"
"You don't need to know, jiji. This is not something for the elderly and faint-hearted" Suigetsu answered, a wide grin spread across his face that made anyone want to kill something
That's exactly what Itachi wanted to do at the moment
"Calm down, Itachi. You're making your wrinkles more defined"
No, not just kill. Obliterate. No one made fun of his godly appearances. Ever! (A/N: All who second this opinion please say 'Aye!')
Itachi crackled his knuckles as he slowly neared his prey…
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Once the trio finally reached the Uchiha manor, Kakashi sighed as he adjusted his jet black silk tie for the umpteenth time.
"Chillax, dude… we'll be just fine" the red-headed younger teen smirked, sporting a black spaghetti-strapped shirt, a red and black pleated micro skirt, jet black ankle length leggings, and bright red dress flats.
"And if anything get outta hand, I'm here to help" the raven-haired Kyoto assured, clad in a strapless red-and-black plaid mini-dress, black knee length leggings, and red gladiator sandals. She pulled a lock of her shaggy dark hair and continued texting away on her keyboard phone. "BTW, Haku say's hey"
"Ooo! Tell Haku-chan I said 'heyyyyy!!!!'" Nichira said, jumping up and down like a three-year-old.
"FOCUS!!!" Kakashi yelled before reaching out to ring the doorbell.
He then froze when he heard something quite sturdy make contact with the other side of the door.
A brave silence….
"Body?" Kakashi asked, finger quivering slightly
"Yup" Matsuri and Nichira answered in unison, one texting and the other picking under her nicely manicured fingernails.
The silver-haired man let out a shaky sigh and rung the doorbell.
…….
Ding-Dong!
………..
Ding-Dong!
Nichira sighed and fished into the pocket of the man's slacks and pulled out his wallet.
"Nichira?!" Kakashi protested as the youngest of the trio pulled out his Master Card and bent down before the door.
After a few moments, she turned the knob and pushed open the door. "Well, look at that? Such a nice welcome" she said, smirking.
Kakashi stood dumbfounded as the two giggling females walked inside the huge estate as if they owned the place. After sighing, and pinching the bridge of his nose. He walked in himself.
The female raven and the red-head found their way to the sitting room, instantly blinking in confusion.
Itachi, who was currently trying to rip Suigetsu's arm out of its socket, looked up at his 'guests'. His hair was a mess, his clothes disheveled, and he had a few minor bruises on his face. How un-Uchiha-like…
At that same time, the Songbird and the rock-star-playboy exchanged nonchalant looks.
"Ah! Gokocho-san! You're here" Itachi managed to say sheepishly
"No shit…" Matsuri mumbled "Enough chit-chat now. Jeeves, would you be so kind to fetch me some room-temperature with three- no more, no less, same sized- ice cubes." She said as she placed a dollar in Itachi's breast pocket. "Thanks. You're a doll"
Itachi stood frozen, staring at the female as if she were mad. "…………..Excuse me?" he barely whispered in shock
"Oh, great. He's one of the dumb ones… you can never get good help these days" Nichira shook her head in pity
"Uh…Uhm… Nichira…Matsuri… This is Uchiha Itachi. Sasuke's older brother and manager….." Kakashi said, clearing the air before all hell eventually broke loose
"…….Ooooooooooh" said girls stated intelligently, now well informed.
"My apologies, Uchiha-sama. They, uh, tend to be that way" the silver-haired man said, cold sweat running down his brow.
"………….. Did they just mistake me for a servant…????" he hissed, infuriated
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"Now! As soon as we get the paperwork signed off, we can be on our way" Kakashi stated as he nervously took his seat in the large (overly huge) office.
Itachi, seated at his computer desk (and still pissed), nodded once and snapped his fingers twice, signaling for the maid to hand out the documents.
Sasuke, still texting away with Suigetsu, used his peripherals as he watched to two younger teens giggling and whispering in each other's ear, occasionally giving him a small glance.
"Hey, uhm, Sasuke?" the older youngest teen called
Sasuke raised an elegant eyebrow as he looked up at Matsuri
"Pardon my intrusion, but may I see you phone for the slightest second?" she asked, politely
He continued his reign of silence, but complied to her request anyways
"Much obliged, darling" she said with a wink.
The young Uchiha looked over the multi-page document, looking over the regulations and, of course, the album name
Collision', huh…? Hn. Its okay, I guess… he thought as he pulled a lock of hair from his face.
Then he froze as a particular sound clawed at his eardrums.
He turned his head slowly to the two teens.
Then lowered his head to gaze upon the now destroyed cellular device.
He gaped, eyes wide with god knows what emotion. Let's just say that if he were any less a man, he would have cried.
"…………My phone….." he said only
"Whoops…" Nichira said, feigning innocence
"You dropped my phone……"
"My oopsie…." She replied, honestly and truly not giving a damn
"I cannot believe you dropped my phone……"
"Well, I did…. The evidence is right there…."
"You killed my phone…. I don't even know you and already I want to rip you in half….."
Nichira smirked "Oh, well!" she smiled mischievously
Suigetsu, who was not involved in the previous conversation, was currently licking and biting at his lips while getting an eyeful of Matsuri.
"Hey, you know Matsuri…." He started to say
She turned to said boy who purposely had his legs spread wide open
"There's always a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow…" Suigetsu pat the bulge at the front of his pants, emphasizing his point.
The raven-haired teen sweatdropped at the pick-up line, completely unimpressed by it. But nonetheless, she walked up to him, smirking and swaying her hips in ways that turned the older male on.
Then, she bent down to look his in the eye and said,
"I'm not Irish…. And you're not getting lucky" and with that, she flipped her hair in his face and walked back to her seat, leaving a dumbfounded Suigetsu behind.
"Well, now that this meeting is over, we can do our first recording, say next Friday?" Kakashi suggested
Itachi nodded "We will meet in your studio, 12pm noon."
"'S'alright with me…." Nichira said, spinning around in her chair
"Whatever…" Sasuke, bored from lack of texting, mumbled
"Alright then. See you then"