Insanely random inspiration... and now I have no idea WHY I wanted to write this, but I was weeding and all of a sudden I HAD to write this down.
So here you go. This story is called, "Not a Happy Truth".
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The scene into which we are peering is one in which the almighty Truth is checking his email. He or she is not a happy Truth. Let us look closer to see why.
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"Oh my God, no. Not another emo freak cutting themselves over and over again! Why do they have to do that? Why not just once? Then I could just have them find some money on the ground or something, but nooo, they coudln't just be happy with that..." he muttered. "Well fine, this one can find a new best friend at the supermarket. Now, who's next?" He paused for a moment and sighed. "Great. He's got cancer and his karma is great. Let's see, I guess he'll have to win the lottery and a free vacation," Truth clicked the mouse, then brightened.
"Oh, good, an easy one! She got mugged. She'll get a promotion and find the perfect new cocktail dress for only three dollars at a thrift store."
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Ah. Now it is clear. Truth is having to balance the ol' equivalent exchange checkbook. No wonder she is not a happy Truth.
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Was it funny? I hope it was amusing.
R&R