Tori: Hahaha. To be honest, I didn't know people were going to like our story.

Julie: I LOVE OUR STORY! It's bombs, man.

Tori: HEYYYYYY! That's my line. Bombs, man!

Julie: Ugh, whatever. I'm takin' it whether you like it... OR NOT!

Tori: Anyways, we have a special guest to do the disclaimer for us.

Orochimaru (Disclaimer): Hello, Kiddies... these lovely ladies do NOT own Naruto or any of it's characters. They also do not own the song "Big Mac". If you would like to hear it, go to YouTube and search up Fast Food Freestyle. THANK YOUUUUU!

Tori: Orochimaru's a fag. Anyways, on with the story.

I Hate Scavenger Hunts
Chapter Two
Big Mac Rap and the News

Tori's POV

Ugh. What the hell happened? Did I fall asleep in the forest or something? Or was it all just a dream?

Wait a second... this isn't my room, or the forest! It's all anime! And everything's so... white. White walls, white beds, white sheets, even my clothes are white! Wait a second, how did I get into this hospital gown? Someone undressed me? Ew. I feel violated.

Anyways, where am I? Wait! I KNOW! I know EXACTLY where I am! Those ninjas put me into a Mental Institute! I'M NOT THE CRAZY ONE! IT'S JULIE! I SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE!

I look to my left and see the others in white beds, probably asleep. So I stand up and walk to the door. I was just about to turn the knob, but it turned from the other side first. The door swang open and whacked me in the face.

HOW RUDE!

"Wosie mosie!" I yelled, rubbing my nose. Oh great. It's bleeding. Just my luck.

I quickly got a tissue and held it over my nose, trying to stop the bleeding. I turned around to give that person who hurt me a piece of my mind, and I saw Team 7 and Team Gai standing in the room, looking at me.

"She's up." Neji stated, simply. Whoever hit the door at my face, obviously wasn't going to apologize.

I rolled my eyes. "No shit, sherlock!" I exclaimed.

"We need to ask you a few questions if that's okay." Ten Ten told me and sat down in a chair.

I looked at my three other sleeping friends. This was perfect! Kori wasn't awake to flirt and interrupt, Ally wasn't awake to demand to see Itachi, and Julie wasn't awake to yell her pants off.

"Why and how did you get here?! Where are you from!? What are your names!?" Naruto asked all in one breath.

I smirked, but soon covered it up. This was the perfect time to try out my acting abilities. I began to let my eyes get watery, and I looked down at the ground as if sad. "I...I don't know." I looked back up at the teenagers.

I can't tell them the truth! They'll probably think I'm more insane than they already think I am! I have to cover this up with a lie.

"All I remember is blood... screams. Then... nothing. When I woke up, I was in a forest, and then you all found me and my team mates." I explained. "We used to be ninjas but... we can't remember anything about being a shinobi! It's such a tragedy. And our sensei... I'm afraid that she's.. she's..." tears started to roll down my cheeks. I clung onto the closet person's arm and started crying on his or her shoulder.

That person just happened to be Sasuke. Surprisingly, he didn't do anything about it. He just watched me cry on his shoulder. He didn't even try to comfort me! What a jerk. But, I did see Sakura getting pretty mad. Inner Sakura must be yelling right now.

I let go of Sasuke and wiped my tears. "I'm sorry. I really shouldn't show myself vulnerable like this." I said. I turned to the beds. "The first girl is Ally. Recently, she's been thinking she's some sort of bad person. Criminal, even. But I promise you, she has a heart of gold." I said and turned to point to Kori.

"Kori's always been a late bloomer. She's having an obsession of boys right now. Hormones, I suppose. But don't worry, the stage will pass." I lied, then pointed to Julie, trying not to raise my voice in anger. I love Julie like a friend should love a friend, but she sure can get me angry.

"And that's Julie... Julie is loud and crazy. Not to mention a stick has a higher IQ than her. And she's suffered from a recent head injury.. this injury has caused her to think that we're all from a whole other world or something. Weird, no? Just don't listen to her and everything will be okay." I then gave a small smile and turned to everyone again.

"And then there's me. Tori. I'm probably the one you want to talk to if you expect a straight answer and a real conversation." I shrugged. I then looked out the window. "What time is it?" I asked.

"It's about ten thirty!" Lee decided to join in the conversation.

"Morning?"

"Hai!"

"Okay."

General POV

Kori awoke and began to make a beat.

Suddenly, Ally awoke and began to say "Big mac." repeatedly.

Julie awoke and stood on her bed. "I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce! Don't be frontin' son, no seeds on the bun! We be up in this drive thru, order for two. I got a cravin' for a number nine, LIKE MY SHOE!" she rapped, all of a sudden in baggy clothing, a sideways hat, and multiple chains. She was gangsta.

Tori was wearing the same attire as Julie, and it was her turn to rap. "We need some chicken up in here, in this dizzle! Forizzle my mizzle, extra salt on the frizzle!" she rapped.

Tori and Julie were now side by side rapping in unison. "We need some Dr. Pepper for my brotha, anotha for your motha. Double double supah size, and DON'T FORGET THE FRIES!" They ended back to back, arms crossed and making a "gangster face".

Kori stopped the beat, holding two thumbs up and smiling rather big.

"Big mac."

"..."

"Big mac."

"..."

"Big mac."

"... Ally?"

"Huh? Oh, we stopped?" Ally sweat dropped.

The girls sweat dropped, as well.

Sasuke blinked. 'The girls here are even weirder than Naruto and Lee put together.' he thought to himself. "C'mon. Put on your regular clothes and we'll take you to Tsunade." he said and walked out of the room, everyone following.

The girls walked up to a pile of clothes.

"These aren't our clothes!" Julie huffed, crossing her arms like a little child.

"No. They aren't. But they do fit in for this world, so we'll wear them." Tori said.

It was quiet for about two minutes.

Suddenly, the girls started fighting for clothes, putting outfits together.

"I WANT THIS!" Kori yelled, tugging on a shirt.

Julie was tugging the same shirt Kori was tugging. "NOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S MINE!"

"JULES! I SAW IT FIRST!"

"BUT IT WILL LOOK BETTER ON ME!"

"WHAT!? NO IT WON'T!"

"YES IT WILL!"

"JUST GIVE ME THE SHIRT!"

"NO! YOU GIVE ME THE SHIRT, KORI!"

"OH, BITE ME!"

"I WILL!" and Julie DID in fact bite Kori, letting her get the shirt.

"Ouchie!" Kori whined, rubbing her bitten finger.

Finally, all of the girls were dressed.

"AHAHAHA! We look SOOOO good!" Julie smiled triumphantly.

Kori was wearing a sky blue kimono top with white flowers on it that showed her belly button, beige shorts, navy nin-sandals, and had bandages from her ankles up to her knees. She also had beige arm warmers. She tied her hair in a bun, with a few loose strands of hair in the front curtaining her face, and put in two chopsticks.

Tori was wearing a crimson tank top that showed her belly button, and bandages were wrapped around her chest over the top. She also wore a black skirt (About two inches higher than her knees) with bandages underneath the skirt that went below her knees so nothing would show. She had black nin-sandals and had bandages on both of her arms strarting from her knuckles going all the way to above her elbows. She left her hair down but put a red ribbon in it.

Julie was wearing a purple long sleeve shirt that has a hole for her thumb to stick out at the ends. There are also numerous slits on the sleeves of the shirt. She also had on black bermuda shorts with a shuriken holder on her right leg. Julie was wearing black nin-sandals. Julie had her hair in low, messy pigtails that showed off her curly hair.

Ally had on a red tank top belly shirt with a black jacket over it that was open. She also wore black capris and black nin-sandals. Obviously, Ally had black fish net leggings because there was about three inches of fishnets comming out from under her capris. She also had on fishnet arm warmers. One was on her wrist to her elbow. The other was from her elbow to just below her shoulder. You can't see the fishnets because of her jacket, but when she takes her jacket off, you'll see them. Because Ally's hair is short, she didn't do anything to it.

Tori sighed. "It doesn't really matter if we look good or not. What if we become ninjas? We'll have to have an outfit that can fit our style of fighting and such," she explained.

"Yeah. She's right, Julie. Although I do have to say, we look H-O-T." Kori smirked.

"Really guys, let's focus." Tori said as she walked out of the room and looked at the ninjas. She turned to her friends again. "I'd probably be best at Taijutsu."

"Yeah. And I'd probably be awesome at ninjutsu!" Ally crossed her arms.

"Genjutsu for me." Kori nodded.

They looked at Julie.

"I'D BE GOOD AT ALL THREE OF THEM! THE BEST! 'CAUSE I'M SO COOL!" Julie shouted, holding out a peace sign and smiling brightly.

"You keep telling yourself that." Tori muttered. She then looked at the ninjas.

The ninjas were looking from Naruto to Julie. They were actually really alike in personality wise.

"Let's go." Neji stood up and left, everyone behind him.

Soon enough, they reached the Hokage's office and waited outside. Inside was Asuma, Gai, Kakashi, and Kurenai.

Ally sighed as she sat down on the floor, back pressed against the wall. 'I wonder why they still have senseis... they look like they're our age. Did Orochimaru ever come? What about the chuunin exams? Are they still Genin?' she asked herself in her mind. Ally would have to ask these questions later.

Asuma walked out. "Tsunade will see you now." he said, managing to talk with that stupid cigarette in his mouth. He really shouldn't smoke indoors.

The girls entered the room and bowed to the current Hokage.

Tori explained the situation to Tsunade.

Wait. Let me rephrase that.

Tori explained the FAKE situation to Tsunade.

The girls left after that, and the Senseis were alone with the Hokage.

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The Senseis walked out of the room and looked at each girl.

"Kori! Come with me my precious flower!" Gai yelled and dragged a nervous Kori out of the building.

"Julie, follow me." Kurenai said and she walked out of the building with a hyper-active Julie.

"Ally, let's go." Asuma sighed and they exited as well.

Tori blinked. What was going on?

"We better get going, no?" Kakashi asked before whipping out his book.

Tori arched a brow. Where WERE they going? "Sure... where?" she asked.

"To the bridge." Kakashi replied.

"Welcome to the team."

"Welcome to the team!"

"Welcome... to the team."

"WELCOME TO THE MOST YOUTHFUL TEAM!"

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This is just the beginning.

It appears their cover story worked... or did it?

Perhaps Tsunade knows they are not from here?

You never know...

I think it's pretty obvious which Sensei said which "welcome to the team".

Anyways, review and I promise you we'll update!

Kthanksbai.

P.S: Naru-Chan13, we'll do the Sasuke taunting in the next chapter, and maybe the whole Orochimaru and Michael Jackson thing, too. We're not sure, but don't worry, we'll put it for ya. :)