"So what exactly happened between you and Tenten?" Kakashi asked lying back onto the floor. It would be a while before he could move his left leg again, at least another hour so he had plenty of time to hear a good story.

"Oh Kakashi, I should be ashamed of myself, but I just…I don't know what came over me. I didn't…do anything per se but I did enough to encourage her and well…" He sat down on the floor next to his buddy and stared at a blank spot on the wall.

"It's ok Guy. You can tell me. You know I'd never judge you. Besides if I was the judgmental type, would I have stayed your best friend all these years and let you follow me around while you would wear that goofy looking jumper?" he asked with a grin.

"I suppose you're right. Oh well…here's the story…"

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"Aye, Guy sensei you look great today," Tenten replied. She flashed him a warm smile as she took her stance waiting on him to make the first move.

"Uh…thank you Tenten," he said nervously. He responded with a warm smile of his own but couldn't help but to notice how fitting her tank was. Normally she would wear clothes that were overly large on her, as if to hide her chest but not today. Today she bearing it all. The white tank was tight and fitting. He could easily see hints of her arousal through her shirt. She was not wearing a bra and he was sure she did that on purpose. He closed his eyes and muttered a curse under his breath. One hour…one hour and I'll be free to go…

"Uh…sensei?"

"Yes Tenten?"

"I have a proposition for you."

"Eh?"Proposition? I wonder… "Um…okay. What's up?"

"Well, since you haven't practiced with me one on one in a while then you have absolutely no idea how much I've improved. That being said, I think we should cut a deal," she deduced.

"Okay. Let's hear it."

"Well, if I beat you then you owe me one kiss."

"Huh? WHAT?!?!"

"Yes, a kiss. What wrong with that? You've already pretty much told me that you want nothing to do with me and I respect that. However, I still need encouragement to keep training and I want a kiss from you as that encouragement. Otherwise, I just may quit being a shinobi," she replied sadly. Guy just stared at her curiously for a second watching her for any signs of…well anything. Next thing he knew, she looked up at him and tears were streaming down her face. Gahh what's with the crying? Why is she crying? Do all women cry like this? Oh damn…

"Alright, alright," he replied, throwing his hands up. "You don't have to cry about it."

"You promise?"

"Of course. That's my way of the ninja. I always keep my promises." He flashed her the nice Guy pose before removing his saori. Tenten's eyes went wide with surprise as she stared at his lean body. Guy tried not to notice her stares but he couldn't help but turn red un the face.

"Uh…alright. Let's get started.

"Oh and just so you know sensei, I have what Lee would call an 'ace in the hole'"

"Uh…really now?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yep and I predict that seconds from now you're going to be on your back," she grinned. She took out a scroll and summoned a weapon; her weapon of choice being the zambotoh, a really big stick. Guy just grinned from ear to ear. Kakashi and I use to fight each other with sticks all the time. She'll never beat me like that.

"Well…why don't you bring it sweetheart?"

"Here I come." Tenten ran at Guy with her zambotoh swinging hard left and right, btu he easily kept dodging them. Tenten kept on and on, flipping over his head trying to get him from behind but she kept missing.

"Sorry sweetheart but you're never going to hit me with that thing," he said laughing.

"I'm not trying to hit you with it. I was waiting for my opening and no I have it." She drew back and hit him hard in the chest with her fist sending him flailing across the practice field. Guy landed a few feet away from one of the many cherry blossom trees and just laid there moaning in pain. What the hell? When did she learn to hit like that?

"Oh sensei! I am…so sorry…" She sat down next to him and leaned over examining his chest. There was a slight chakra burn at the place of impact and covered her mouth out of shock.

"So this was your ace in the hole huh?" he chuckled.

"Uh…yeah but…I didn't know…I'm really sorry," she winced. "I just…"

"Sakura taught you that huh?"

"Hai sensie sir. She…I told her that I needed a way to get close to you. I told her that the only way you'd listen is if I beat you at something."

"I see. Well, I'll give you this, you know me very well. It really is hard to get me to listen unless you beat me, but don't get used to it. Now that I know about your training with Sakura, I'll always be on my guard."

"Yes sir." She looked away from him staring up at the sky. Her hand wandered over his chest in an attempt to ease the pain. The awkward silence was enough to kill an army of thousands and when Guy finally couldn't take it anymore he placed a hand on top of hers.

"Tenten?"

"Yes?"

"I believe…I owe you something." He placed a hand behind her head, pulling her towards him. He smiled before he covered her lips kissing her softly. The kiss was only supposed to last a few seconds but Tenten deepened the kiss, letting her tongue explore his mouth. Not to be outdone, he did the same, forcing his tongue into her mouth making her head spin. She ran her hands down his chest playfully causing him to moan with pleasure. When he finally tore his lips away from hers, she started trailing soft kisses down his chest. He closed his eyes but opened them just as quickly when he felt her hands journey between his legs.

"Tenten wait…you can't…" She ran a hand back up his torso before reaching her hand inside his pants. "NO! Tenten…" He quickly sat up off the ground and placed a hand on top of hers.

"Sensei I…"

"Tenten, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to…I promised you a kiss and so I gave you what you wanted. As for…I should have stopped you sooner…"

"But you were enjoying it."

"No I…"

"Don't tell me those things stick up all the time!" Guy looked down as his pants and his face flushed red out of embarrassment. Oh damn…

"I'm…sorry. I should go," he muttered.

"Or you can lay there and let me finish what I started." Guy stared at her for a second, watching as she ran a hand up his side and across his chest. She leaned over and for some reason he stayed put as she brought her lips to his. He had no intention of responding but he did, kissing her forcefully and exploring her mouth again. She reached inside his pants again but a big loud crash made the two of them jump. There was a puff of smoke surrounding the area and when it finally cleared Tenten let out a scream.

"AHHHH A GIANT TOAD! GROSS!" She stood up and took off leaving Guy sensei behind.

"My my, I didn't mean to interrupt," Jiraiya said grinning. He slid off the back of his toad and approached Guy.

"Yeah well I'm glad you did. I have dishonored myself and I should go and perform a seppuku."

"Don't say such things!" Jiraiya hissed. "She's grown. You're grown. In my book you're both just consensual adults doing what you want to do. Live a little man."

"Yeah but she's my student and I can't do that. There are laws against that."

"Yeah but Tsunade will understand. You want her. She wants you. I say go for it."

"This coming from a Guy who makes his living peeking at naked women and writing dirty books," Guy huffed.

"Yeah well I'm enjoying life to the fullest. Life's too short to worry about shinobi stuff all the time. Say, when was the last time you've gotten laid?"

"Uh…"

"My point exactly. I'm not saying you should have sex with the girl just to get laid, but it's obvious that you kinda like her. If you like her then I say, why not?"

"Never gonna happen. Now I have to go find Kakashi. He owes me a good long fight."

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"That's what the Toad Sage said to you?" Kakashi asked.

"Yeah."

"That Jiraiya…he would tell you something like that. But you know…he could be on to something."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, you and I have been friends for a long time and we tell each other just about everything. Now that I think about it, I haven't heard you talk about getting any in a long time."

"That's because all I do is work and train. I haven't the time for women and you know that."

"Yeah well I say you need to make time. He's right Guy. Who's to say that you and I will actually survive the next mission? We're shinobi and our time here on earth is precious. Every time we set foot out of the village to take on a mission you know there's always that chance that we may not return."

"Yeah…I know but that doesn't justify my wanting to have my way with Tenten!"

"So you do want her?"

"Yes…no…I don't know!" Guy took out a flask and started to drink from it.

"What you drinking?"

"Sake. Strong sake." Kakashi stood to his feet then helped his friend up.

"Let's get out of here. I need to go check on my team and you need to get yourself together. I know she's your student but if she's been hanging around Sakura and Tsunade then you know she's not going to let up that easily."

"Yeah well I don't know if I should take your advice too seriously," Guy retorted.

"What do you mean?"

"Hinata."

"Uh…that. You see, you got it all…"

"You're curious about her too. I saw the way you almost kissed her."

"But she…started it and I…you know I wouldn't sleep with a student…" Guy glared at him for several seconds until Kakashi threw his hands up in defeat. "Alright. You got me. We're both bad people. Let's go get drunk."

"Here here," he grinned.


AN: Hope you enjoyed the chapter. If you didn't then quit reading sheesh. LOL Anyway, I am working on several stories and will be posting other pretty soon. My mind just can't seem to stay focused. I'll probably have chapter 1 of my Harry Potter/Naruto crossover posted later today. Who knows? Let's see...The story will get serious at some point. I just...haven't been in a real serious mood lately. Gahh go figure. Anyway, review. Flame. Whatever. Love ya lots people