Discalmer: I do not I repeat I don't own Btvs thank you, now you may read on.
MY OWN DEMONS
She asks me that and I tell her about the slashes on my arm and side that must have
got infected with the blue blood form the demon last night and it could be the reason
that I look like this.
I can tell that she wants to make sure so she runs to the phone and call Giles about
my "problem" while I take a look at myself in the mirror again.
My hair wasn't as wavey and a deeper brown color my her reminded me of a guy
that B had me watch with her that was Italian that slept with this American guy's wife.
in unfaithful which wasn't pretty bad since the guy got beaten over the head with a snowglobe buy the American dude.
Anyway my face was different but not "that much of a difference" ok my face did
change alot my eyebrows where thicker,my nose chin and jaw line where more
chisled where my face had more than a five o'clock shadow going on.
My body well my upper body that I was only to see right then was buff so I tried
to take off my shirt to get a better look it was a little hard though so out of fustration I
ripped opened only that to show my chest and midsection of my 'medium'
sized shirt.
What I saw that I was ripped man, I can see almost all the muscles on my
chest and ab area since I still hand the bange around my waist but I was
very fit looking and was way taller then before maybe like two feet.
I had to say that I looked like a 'bad boy super model' I mean GOD I was looking
so fucking hot hell if I saw me come into a club I'll fuck me you know.
After my checkout in the mirror I heard B put down the phone down and got dressed and
told me to do the same.
I looked at her as if shes crazy " huh B look at me WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING
TO WEAR HERE? CAUSE THE LAST TIME I REMENBERED MY CLOTHLES
STILL FIT WHEN I WAS NORMAL!!"I told her and she looked at me
"ohhhh oww holy shit your right you can go any where looking like...like...like...that".
She said finally geting my point but just staring at my midsection at the point that
I saw a pool of drool like a waterfall coming from that now gupping fish like mouth of hers.
So instead of leaving B called Giles and came over and bring some clothles
that might fit me which really did and not bad either since he got me a pair of
dark blue jeans and a tight black T-shirt which was tight on me since I was buff
and you know Giles was 'really' not.
Before he got there he did some reseach for a while to give me the oh so good news
and the oh so bad news.
For me personaly I HATE when someone tells you some fucked up shit like that I'm
I right?
Why tell someone news that would make them happy one mintue and then the next
kick you in the ass with the bad news and people think thats a way to talk to people?
what a bunch of fucken bullshit.
He told us that the demon we fought who's blood would turn you in too the oppsite
sex if infected with contact with it's blood through a opened wound 'like me' or
either consumed ' THE FUCK?? who would in their right minds would consume
that shit? and I thought I seen it all.
He also told us that the smell and reactions are different between the sexs such as
if I was infected by a female I smell would less potent and the reaction would apper
in longer time.
For males the smell is able to smell for at least a mile away ( great so I smelled like
a gym bag of drity sweaty men socks for 20 mintues and everyone was able to
smell me very very great no wonder it took me two hours to get the smell and blood
off) and the reaction would at less then a few hours to take full effect.
SO being the ass I am I just go along with it and ask for the 'good news' and which
he told us that the change is not permament and will leave on its own.
Ok this ain't bad I wouldn't be a guy for the rest of my life cool so what the bad news
G-man? I asked which I knew was ready to aim for my ass.
"Wellllllll for the blood to get out of your system would be a long wait for at least a
month" he said
''WHAT!!!!! THE FUCK A MONTH!! A FUCKING MONTH FOR ME TO WAIT FOR
THIS...THIS...THING TO DISSAPPER FROM BETWEEN MY LEGS AND MY TITS
TO REAPPER WHERE THEY WAS SUPPOSE TO BE COME THE FUCK ON
MAN GIVE ME A BREAK HERE!''
I WAS FUCKED!!!!! NO I 'AM' FUCKED!!!! FOR A MONTH (SHIT)
After hearing that I felt like I went pale blood just seemed to dissapper from my face
and my 'perfect' body altogather.
For a monment I was lost deep in my thoughts when I hear B smickering next to me!
that smile on her face looked like my problem was the funniest peice of shit in the
world.
She laughing like was about to busta lung or something and falls to the floor rolling
around like a damn little bratey kid "HAHAHAHA...OH GOD...I THINK I'M GOING
TO LAUGH OUT A KINDEY HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
I turn my head and glare at her "oh hahahahaha well you won't be laughing when I
take out that kindey for huh"
After I said that she starts to calm down from her 'moment and said shes sorry and
snickers again your sorry haha my ass you are.
But I know in my gut the shes never going to let this go EVER!!just to torture me for the hell of it.
GOT DAMNT I have to be a man for a month is going to be a real 'PROBLEM' why you may ask?well let me just say that when B and I go slaying being around her after every fight then afterwards and you know that I get the MAJOR case of the double H's all the time but mostly Horny.
While for my 'Big' friend here standing at attention and other shit I have to deal with!!come on can this get any worse?
I 'AM' FUCKED!!!! FOR A MONTH (SHIT)GOD IF YOUR UP THERE JUST STRIKE ME NOW (WELL NOT REALLY OF COURSE HAHAHA...haha..ha.ha ...ok! thats it I'm done)
MONTH LATER
Dear Journal,
FINALLY I'm back to my bad sexy ass self again it turns out that being a man wasn't all that bad after a few days cause I did wonder what was like being a guy you know to know what went through those sick perverted minds of theirs.
Which B tells me I should know since I think like one anyway.But I did wonder anyway even if it was a messy way to get there but it happened.
But that wasn't what me made me enjoy being a man for a few weeks.Well that secretly twisted girlfriend of mine wanted to know what was it like to have sex with the "MALE" version of me.
Hey come on like I was going to give that offer up? then must be out of your DAMN MIND you have no idea how many nights I had dreamed of doing something like this to her she even said that she wasn't ready to use any toys now only a while later down the road.
Well let me tell you what that little Nympo was up to.
So since I was a little subconsious about myself B wanted the make me 'feel better' in her own way we talked for a little while which lead to incredable sex shortly after all day.
Never in my life I had ever envy guys as much as I do now. I can still remeber how she felt around me,how really deep she is,how very well she can deep throa...uhhhhhhhhh maybe I should stop there now.
Well everythings fine now except that B has been feeling really sick lately.She keeps on telling me that she just has the flu or something and be so worried about it and that it will pass.
Well of course I'm worried who wouldn't do that for their girlfriend for the one they lo...haha Well I'll be damned I'm in LOVE WITH HER I never thought in a million years that will happen to me.
I guess what ever B did to me worked it's charm.
Well I hope it not serious and gets better soon.
AN:well ppl another update coming soon come on ppl tell me what you think so far R&R I'll really would like it if you do thank you see you soon.