Orochimaru walked down the hall and into the living room for some peace and quite. Maybe read a book or just doze off for a few minutes.

He didn't expect to find Kin and Zaku sprawled out in the middle of the floor playing with Pokemon cards. Orochimaru cocked an eyebrow that disappeared underneath his ski cape.

He stepped over the two teens and made his way over to the couch. He looked over to see Kabuto sitting in the corner all alone. He also held Pokemon cards in his hand, but he was just staring at them but not really doing anything with them.

7. Force him to play Pokemon with Kabuto. (1)

Kabuto turned his head in Orochimaru's direction and looked at him with saddened eyes. Kabuto stuck his lower lip out in a cute pout. (Awww)

"Orochimaru, why don't you go play Pokemon with Kabuto? He seems lonely and he has no one to play with." Kin said gesturing to the poor pathetic creature in the corner.

Orochimaru grimaced a bit.

"Where did you even get Pokemon cards" Orochimaru asked trying to get out of the situation.

"We conned them of some kid in the street." Kin said nonchalantly.

"Uh…huh." Orochimaru said nodding his head and down slowly.

"Orochimaru-sama? Can you please play with me?" Kabuto whimpered.

"Yeah, play with the poor puppy." Zaku said from his position on the floor.

'Poor puppy?' thought Kabuto.

Orochimaru sighed long and hard, and then he caved.

6 hours later

Orochimaru collapsed on his bed and immediately went to sleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

-0-

At around 2:53 in the morning Orochimaru slowing opened his eyes when he heard music coming from his doorway.

8. Make him listen to My Milkshakes and Fergalicous over and over again.

Orochimaru removed his head from the pillow to look at his bedroom door. His door suddenly burst open to revile Suigetsu, Jirobou, Sakon, Ukon, Zaku, Dosu, Kidomaru, and Juugo all dressed up in drag.

Orochimaru coked an eyebrow before groaning and burying his head in his pillow. He was hoping that he would wake up any minute now and see that this is all just a horrible nightmare.

When the annoying music didn't stop he turned his head again. His eyes widened in pure terror when he saw that his minions had started dancing to the music.

He looked over to his right and he saw that somehow, they had managed to get a stripper pole in his bedroom without him noticing. Juugo was currently the one pole dancing.

Everyone else was ether trying to push each other out of the way to get some lime light or trying to keep their tube tops from falling off.

Orochimaru suddenly jumped from his bed and tried to shoo everyone out of his room. His shouts and yells never made it over the boom box that was currently play 'My Milkshakes'.

He noticed that his shouts were not being heard, so he tried moving everyone out by force. He hurriedly push people out of his room, and the ones that weren't being pushed out were still dancing as if nothing was wrong.

He was finally able to push everyone out but he could still hear the music coming from the other side of the door.

He bared his teeth and rushed to the door yanking it open to tell them to turn it off, but when he fully opened the door his sound Nin were gone and left the boom box blaring out Fergalicous. He quickly turned it off, slammed his door shut and went back to sleep.

-0-

Days have gone by and he was still hearing that God forsaken music. Someone had snuck into the speaker room, put on a continuous tape with 'My milkshakes', and 'Fergalicous' on it, pressed play, locked the door from the inside, and then went off and left it there.

The songs played continuously on the loud speaker day and night. Orochimaru now had deep set bags under his eyes from the lack of sleep. Everyone else didn't seem to be bothered by the music at all, and at times danced to it. (In other words, all the time.)

Orochimaru shoot up from the counter he was leaning on when 'My Milkshakes' started playing again.

"THAT'S IT!!" Orochimaru screamed.

He ducked behind the counter and brought out a crow bar (mainly used for when Karin decided Suigetsu was her new plaything/beating bag)

Orochimaru stormed out of the kitchen and down the hall too the speaker room. Once he had gotten there he jammed the crow bar into the side off the door and forced it open.

This caused quite a lot of noise and once the sound reached the other sound Nins ears they rushed to the scene.

They all saw Orochimaru going on a rampage and destroying everything in the speaker room that was within his line of vision.

…

Half hour later Orochimaru stood in his self made pile of destruction panting heavily. He looked around and seemed satisfied at the wreckage. He made himself look as dignified as possibly before waltzing out of the speaker like nothing happened.

The sound Nin followed Orochimaru with there eyes until he had gone around the corner. Again, snorts and giggles all around.

"Ha! I knew it would be 10 days before he cracked! Pay up Sakon!" Ukon shouted.

Sakon grumbled while reaching for his wallet and handing Ukon 50 ryou.

-0-

The next morning Kabuto came into the kitchen and saw Tayuya and Orochimaru eating some type of muffin.

9. Give Kabuto Bran muffins (see 50 ways to freak out/piss off Yakushi Kabuto.)

"What are you eating?" Kabuto questioned.

"Bran muffins. Want one?" Tayuya said not looking up from the newspaper in front of her. She held the muffin out for Kabuto to take.

Kabuto never took the muffin. He instead stared at it like it was going to eat him. He started twitching violently before running down the hall screaming for his mommy.

Orochimaru blinked. He and Tayuya stared at each other before shrugging and going back to their meal.

Kabuto was on his bed freaking out.

"I hate you Suigetsu…I hate you…" Kabuto muttered under his breath.

1: For those of you who don't know Kabuto is also a type of Pokemon

A/N: One of my friends always sings 'My Milkshakes' and it gets quite annoying and weird since it's a boy singing it.