Gentle shaking.
"Hey wake up."
Rough shaking.
"Wake up."
Violent shaking.
"WAKE UP, GOD DAMNIT!"
"What the hell do you want?!" Orochimaru yelled.
"It's time to get your fortune read." Jirobou said.
"Time to get my fortune re…what?" Orochimaru asked grabbing his ski cape from his bedside table and put it on his head. He was tired and the ski cape was half on half off showing off his hair on one side.
"Get your fortune read, come, we must do this while the stares are in line." Jirobou said in a kinda creepy manner.
Jirobou jerked Orochimaru out off his bed and pulled him down the hallway to the living room, then down the stairs and into the basement.
When Orochimaru entered the basement he didn't expect to find Karin draped in all kinds of cloths of all different patterns and styles. The only thing you can see of her was her glasses that reflected the light of the crystal ball in front of her.
She moved her hands around the crystal ball creating smoke in the ball.
13. Tell him that Sasuke is going to kill him in the near future.
"Why the hell am I here?" Orochimaru asked his eyes still only half open.
"Karin got a new astrology set and she wanted to try it out." Jirobou said.
"Then why couldn't she try it out on you guys." Orochimaru giving Karin and Jirobou a sneer.
Jirobou just shrugged.
Orochimaru huffed but sat down in front of Karin anyway.
Karin moved her hands around a few times then stopped.
"Mmhmm." She hummed.
Orochimaru didn't bother asking why she hummed just merely sat there waiting for to say something.
"Now drink this tea." She said and pushed a full cup of tea into Orochimaru's hands.
Orochimaru said nothing and complied. He drank the entire cup and lowered it from his face. Karin then yanked the tea cup from Orochimaru's hands.
"Mmhmm." She hummed again as she stared into the cup.
"Sasuke's going to kill you in the near future." Karin said simply.
"Wha?"
"Sasuke's going to kill you in the near future. It's all here, see look." She said.
She pushed the tea cup into Orochimaru's face. Orochimaru put his hand in front of his face and forced Karin's hand back down.
"All I see is tea leaves." Orochimaru said.
"Exactly! And what do the tea leaves form…?"
"…" Orochimaru stayed silent
"A black dog!" She yelled.
"And the significance of that is…?" Orochimaru questioned.
"Well didn't you know? The black dog signifies death!"
"No."
"Oh, well, now you know."
"So does that mean I'm going to die?" He asked.
"Yes, Sasuke's going to kill you in the near future. So you better be prepared." She said as faded into the shadowy background. Orochimaru turned around just to see Jirobou do the same.
"Man I should stop drinking stake sauce before I go to bed."
-0-
Dear dairy,
Suigetsu has been acting weird these days. He keeps staring at me like he's going to eat me and he now carries around eating utensils and salt and pepper and it's getting really quite creepy.
Anyway I'm singing out now. You're really the only one who understands me now.
Love,
Orochimaru
Sprite gushed out of Tayuya nose (ouch) because she was laughing so hard. She rubbed her nose trying to get the burning to stop.
'This is gold!' Tayuya thought as she got up and ran to show the others.
14. Stare at him like your going to eat him, clang a fork and knife together every so often, and carry around salt and pepper.
"See it's working Suigetsu." Tayuya said pointing at the dairy entry.
"I knew that it was, now let me see that diary…" Suigetsu said.
Suigetsu saw Orochimaru coming into the room and he quickly hid the dairy behind his back.
15. Tell him you're a cannibal.
Orochimaru eyed the eating utensils and the salt and pepper shakers by Suigetsu wearily.
Suigetsu got up slowly and picked up the things lying next to him. He walked over to Orochimaru and put a hand on his shoulder then looked up and gave Orochimaru a manic grin that showed off al of Suigetsu's sharp teeth.
"Orochimaru, you do know that I'm a cannibal and that I'm going to eat you one of these days right?" Suigetsu asked tilting his head to the side to make him innocent.
"Suigetsu, I don't know what the hell you're smoking, but I think better get off of it before it affects your brain any further." Orochimaru said simply. He shrugged off Suigetsu's hand and walked away from him.
Suigetsu stared off after Orochimaru.
"Damn, that back fired on me…" Suigetsu muttered. "He must be figuring out that we are messing with him way too much now a days."
…
Orochimaru was in his room freaking out. He was able to keep his cool until he shut the door and then he lost it.
"Oh my God! I knew he was cannibal, I mean just look at those teeth! What kind of regular human would have those kinda teeth?" (1)
"Oh God…now he's going to eat me in my sleep." Orochimaru muttered as he curled up in a ball on his bed.
There was a clanging sound coming from out side his door.
Orochimaru jumped a bit and grabbed the stuffed, purple snake and cradled it to his chest while he started to suck his thumb.
Orochimaru then sat up and looked around.
He mashed his teeth together and growl escaped his throat.
"Tayuya! Where the hell is my dairy?"
1: Is it law for all mist Nin to have really bad teeth? I mean come on just look at Zabuza, Kisame and now Suigetsu! creepy...
A/N: I'm going to be working on another story with MyObessionisGaara. It's called 'Konaha's annule man-hunt' it's pure crack but gold. So be looking for it, should be coming out soon.(it's going to be on my account just so you know.)