Time frame: Years after "From Dead to Worse"
Disclaimer: I don't have any claim on any characters in the Sookie Universe. Please don't sue me. The other characters are my own creation and just wanted to play with them for a while.
A/N: I promised my BFF, EricDreamer, I would do another fluff piece so here you go.
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"There is no way in hell I'm wearing this." said Sam gripping the sparse piece of material in his fist.
"What's the problem? Is it a relative of yours?" said Eric mockingly. Sam growled.
Bill was silent.
Eric picked up his "costume" and unabashedly pulled down his jeans and boxers and stepped out of them, kicking them to the side. Looking down at the item in his hand he frowned. "I think this might be too small for me." he grinned as he slid it on. Pulling the waistband forward and looking down, he said, "It's a stretch but I'll manage."
"Give me a fucking break." grumbled Sam rolling his eyes.
"Jealous?"
Ignoring the remark, he griped "Who the hell picked these out anyway?" as he kicked off his jeans as well. He had gone commando. You never know when you have to shift in a hurry I guess. He yanked his underwear on with such force; it's a surprise they didn't rip.
Bill grinned to himself as he took off his slacks and underwear and put it on. It was surprisingly comfortable.
Eric and Sam were looking at him.
"You chose the underwear?" They said at the same time, shocked beyond comprehension.
Miles chose this time to come sauntering in with their tuxes. He froze as he took in the sight.
Clutching his chest he looked up at the ceiling.
"I've died and gone to heaven." he remarked fanning himself with his only free hand.
TBC