I have decided to gather this story into a bunch of oneshots that relate to each other in some way. .>

Settings: Anime/Manga more so manga

"Ed." I called grumpily from across the room. "Ed." I repeated, grunting as I pushed my weary body off the door frame. "Are you listening to me?" he made no signs of reacting as I strolled towards his hunched over form. "You're reading this late at night?" I sighed plucking him on his temple. "Come to bed its late." He flipped a page of his book ignoring my words. "Fine." I threw my arms in the air exasperated and turned on my heels storming out the room defeated.

Sleeping had proved unreachable at this point and time. Seething and sleeping only led to me swinging at air infuriated. "Ed." I seethed in our bedroom.

'That's it.' I thought angrily. 'Time to resort to desperate measures.' I jumped out of bed straightening my hair and pulling my night dress down so it fit so my breast peaked out a bit. 'This will have to get him.'

"Ed." I purred from the doorway of his study room. He didn't answer, just as I had thought he would do. I swung my hips as I made my way over to him planting his head firmly in-between my breast "Ed?" The human head wasn't this hard was it?

"Eh, Winry I suspected you would do something like this." I cringed at the sound of his voice from the door way.

"How long have you been standing there?" I turned to look at him crossing my arms over my chest with a deep crimson blush sprayed over my face.

"Long enough." He shrugged walking towards me.

"So your finally wearing those glasses, the doctor said you needed them earlier and you wouldn't listen to him." I smiled pathetically, cheap conversation never worked for me. He didn't seem to mind as he leaned over my shoulder and picked up the book he was reading.

"So I assume you're here to drag me off to bed now?" I nodded as he backed away from me to stare me in the eyes. "Can I bring the book?" he pointed at the book with a quizzical look on his face.

"Sure." I had agreed to his terms not knowing what I was getting myself into, how stupid of me.

The sand man must truly hate me. I had gotten Ed into bed like I wanted but it would seem my companion was rather restless tonight, he had flicked the lamp on several times just to read a small part of the book. Indeed this was not what I had in mind.

"Ed." I grunted out sleepily, as the light flicked on once again.

"Hm?" he replied not aware of the grief he was causing me.

"Please go to bed."

"I am in bed, just as you requested." He smiled slyly at me for a second then turned back to his book. "Besides this book is very interesting." I sat up slowly stretching then peering over at the book.

"Isn't that the book Mustang gave you at the surprise birthday party we threw you?"

"No this was his lame excuse for a wedding gift." I raised my eyebrow curiously.

"I thought you read and opened all of our gifts?"

"Hm? Did I say I did?" he stared at me utterly clueless.

"Yes you did."

"When was this?"

"A year and some months ago Ed." I gritted me teeth trying to suppress my anger.

"I don't mean to keep you awake it's just this one part really baffles me." He stared at the book intently.

"What part, let me see." He held the book up to my face so I could read the tiny note inserted in it, I blushed several shades of red as Ed sat there grinning mischievously at me.

"What do you want to go for it?" he snickered as I sat frozen.

"Uh w-ell…" I stuttered clumsily. He placed his glasses at his bed side along with his book.

"No matter I don't really need an answer." He clicked off the lights and like a rabid rabbit he jumped me; I'd have to remind Ed to send Mustang a formal thank you gift.

Dear; Fullmetal

I know it will be hard for you to grasp this but please do jump your wife. If you do not understand my meaning look the word sex up in your dictionary. Don't fret about your wife finding this note it's impossible just for the simple fact she's not going to read an alchemy book.

From; Roy Mustang

P.s. You might want to dispose of this note.

MookI

Authors notes: Thanks for the reviems I do acknowledge them. Also when I get a sudden idea like this one I will post it due to the fact that I was having major writes block so any

story that comes to my mind will be here.