"Ahhh, you know what? I think I'm getting a bit old for this Luscious," Sexy remarked as he dusted his "Detective of the year" award.
"Nonsense! You're only 57! You're in your prime! And anyway there are many more mysteries out there! I mean how many cases have we already solved? There was the Case of the Cheese Sandwiches, that case with the mysterious disappearances in the Bermuda Triangle and that terrible Curse of the Deadly Mallows-"
"That was only because you did not read the best before date on that pack of marshmallows!! That was not a deadly curse!"
"Yes, and you saved me by making me that amazing cure. But what I'm saying is that we make a great team. You can't give up now! A new case has just come through, from Mrs G. Potter herself. Seems her and Harry are having a few problems. You can't give up on me now, Sexy," Luscious begged.
"Okay, okay. One last case, then I'm done. Send an owl to Mrs Potter. We will be over to her in an hour."
-One hour later-
"What ever is the matter Mrs Potter?" Sexy inquired.
"Call me Ginny. I first started noticing problems soon after Albus Severus's 15th birthday. Harry was supposed to pick up Albus' birthday present, you know a LightningStrike200 but he "forgot!" He did not have any other plans so I can't understand it! He eventually turned up five hours late for the party with a toy train set meant for muggle children! Honestly! Do you think a boy of 15 would want that?"
"I wouldn't say no," Luscious commented whilst receiving a disapproving glare from Sexy.
"Well, that was what started my worries. Harry has been acting oddly for a while. He's been disappearing mysteriously for days on end and acting like there's nothing wrong with it! When I ask him where he's been he won't say a word. It's driving me crazy! I want to know where he goes and why he feels he can't tell me. Sometimes I think he has another woman, but if he does he should just leave, instead of hurting me and the children." Ginny looked up at Sexy and Luscious and pleaded, "Please can you find out where Harry goes? I need your help; there are no other detectives as talented as you in this country."
Sexy and Luscious stood up, each flicking their hair over their shoulders as they did so. "We will do our best." Sexy told her as they left the house, "But I'm not promising anything."
"So what do we do know?" Asked Luscious, bouncing around like a little kid who has eaten too many sweets.
"We sit, and we wait." Sexy grabbed hold of Luscious' arm and dragged him around the corner of a large building, facing the Potters' home.
Sexy and Luscious lay in wait for what seemed like days on end. After a while they noticed an anorak clad man with unruly hair and broken glasses hurrying out of the Potters' home.
"Got 'im," Sexy breathed with a sinister smile and he and Luscious crept out from the corner in which they had hidden. They followed the man down the street, always maintaining a Hagrid sized gap between themselves and their prey.
They followed him for about half an hour, stopping once when the man perused a window for a glasses shop with signs reading "When the sun changes position, reach for transitions!" and "For fun and games, try horn-rimmed frames!" Finally they reached King's Cross station, and followed the man over to the barrier between platforms nine and ten.
"What are you up to, Potter?" Sexy asked under his breath.
"Maybe he's going to Hogwarts!" Luscious yelled, attracting the attention of many muggles and causing Sexy to drag him behind a large luggage trolley.
They watched the man for over two hours; he was walking up and down the platform, staring hungrily at the trains. Suddenly, he was gone. Disappeared.
"Did he disapparate?" Luscious asked him and Sexy rushed over to the spot in which he had been.
"Probably." Sexy muttered, as he bent down to retrieve a pair of binoculars which were lying abandoned on the floor. On the binoculars was a large red sticker which said in a deep voice, "If found please return IMMEDIATELY to 163 Locomotive Lane, Toy Set, Shady County."