On to limerick number four! Drumroll please...
(And please pretend there is an amusing disclaimer right here. It'll make me feel a lot better.)
Goblins
What are the Goblins? Well, that's plain to see
they once were a person just like you and me
who called on the King's test
but couldn't best Jareth (cause he's the best!)
and can now only count up to 'C'