We are now proud to present to you limerick number five! (Ooohs and Ahhs all around) We feel very confident that you will enjoy this offering. So go on, enjoy!

We weren't born in time to own the Labyrinth. But if someone would loan us a time machine...and perhaps explain why we are talking about ourselves in the multiple sense...it would be much appreciated.


Royal Endowment

King Jareth's source of pride and joy

was certainly the envy of every man and boy

Till the Goblins discovered

the barrenness of his cupboard

and found out how his socks were employed