xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx After a week Tifa got a dog and took it for walks every day. Cloud grew tired of his barbies and bought some Nail Polish. He painted his fingernails pink on one hand and purple on the other.
Tifa:"CLOUD! I love this turbo coffee! I mean it tasets sooooo good and I'm really hiper and did you know my precious little Border Collie's name is Bob? I don't know if you know that cause I know that but I don't know if Marlene or Denzel know that or even Bob know's that! And Barett blah blah blah blah blah blah." (She's naming people she know's that don't know her dog's name.) 1 hour later: Cloud: "You know what would make this perfect? IF I PUT LIPSTICK ON!" (Cloud is going through a girly fase.) Tifa:"Cloud are you a girl?" Cloud: "No! I'm going through a fase. NOW I'M SENSETIVE ALL THANKS TO YOU!" Tifa"Few, the nightmare is over."
Denzel walked in and saw Cloud washing off lipstick and makeup and... NAIL POLISH! Denzel fainted and Cloud became his normal self again. He rushed over to Denzel and picked him up.
Cloud:Denzel are you okay?" Denzel opened his eyes. Denzel:AHHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK!" Denzel jumped out of Clouds arms and ran over to a dog. Denzel:"Whoa,
what's with the dog?" Tifa rushes in and pick's her dog up. "My baby! Did mean Denzel hert you?" (Her dog is a puppie.) Tifa:"Denzel stay away from Bob! He doesn't like being man-handeled.
He only likes being female-handeled." Bob jumps out of Tifa's arm's and runs to Marlene, who pet's him gently. Tifa:"See, only FEMALE-HANDELED!" Denzel sighed and walked away.
Author's Notes: Okay that Man-handel thing is a joke. I mean he doesn't like to be touched by a male. Because Tifa loves him so much he only likes girls.
Not to be sexist or anything...