Here's chapter 4. I don't own Naruto in anyway. The first half is a view of Sasori's day after 5th period. I guess that's it, so onto the next chapter! Yosh!! Oh, one other thing, when Itachi comes in, and he will, be prepared for the ultimate Itachi worshipping from yours truly! Come on, you gotta love him! And Sasori and Deidara too. If i didn't, i wouldn't be writing this, now would I?

"I was so close…so close!" muttered Sasori as he walked into his next class, language arts. Sasori personally didn't like the class, but went through with it. He's pretty smart, though, so he doesn't really need to try. Sasori was just there to get it over with and go home.

Sasori sat in his seat, which was normally in the back. No one bothered to take that seat cause they knew the consequences. Trust me, the consequences were dire…Sasori was so mad that he didn't get to beat the shit out of Deidara, that he started to beat the shit out of himself. Yup, he banged his head against the desk continuously. Not hard enough to cause damage, but enough to teach himself a lesson.

"Damn, redhead, what shit got your fucking undies tied in a bunch?" asked a white haired guy as he sat across from Sasori. Said redhead turned slowly to face the guy. "Not now, Hidan." Stated Sasori. Hidan glared. "That's no way to talk to me, fucking brat. Is it that dumb ass shitty blond kid. What's his name, anyway?!" Sasori sighed and muttered, "Deidara. And he's not bothering me. Don't you have a bird to sacrifice or something?" Hidan laughed.

"I did that during lunch. Tried to sacrifice a teacher but another one stopped me! So fucking close!" Sasori roll his eyes. I don't care, he thought.

A few minutes later the bell rang and Asuma-sensei walked in. he took a drag from his cigarette and looked at the class. "Do what you want today. Just don't destroy anything." Asuma-sensei then went to his desk, put his legs up, and grabbed a random magazine to read from.

Everyone went off doing their own thing. Itachi, also known as the sexiest guy in Konoha High, did what he normally did. What was that you may ask? It's simple: look sexy and have every girl and some guys fall head over heels for him. For you see, Itachi was the antisocial type. He had a friend or two but he wasn't the 'most social' guy around. However, Itachi was feeling talkative today, so he turned around in his seat to face Sasori. Sasori, the poor guy, was taking losing very seriously. He was muttering things about killing himself.

"You're not taking losing that fight very well, are you?" asked the red-eyed guy. Sasori looked up, a red mark covering his forehead. "You're damn right he's not. Losing to a fucking pansy like that! Hell, I'd be mad too." Blurted Hidan. Sasori glared at them both and groaned. Now, he had a major headache. And these to weren't making it any better.

"Deidara's gotten to you. Normally, you wouldn't let others bother you." Sasori scoffed at Itachi's statement. "And normally, you don't say more than three words." He stated sarcastically. Itachi batted his gorgeous eyelashes, rolled his beautiful eyes, and turned back around so he could be tortured by his fangirls…Oh joy.

Itachi, thought Sasori, sometimes you're no help at all. But you always will be better looking than the rest of us.

After a few minutes of planning Deidara's demise, Sasori mentally screamed and crumbled up the piece of paper he was planning on. He tossed it aside, with the other ten or so pieces of crumbled paper. Zetsu looked over at Sasori and his clutter and sighed. "Don't litter. Do you know how many trees it takes to make just one pack of paper?" he asked. Sasori shrugged. "No, and I don't care. I'm busy, so take your tree hugging ways and go bug someone else." Sasori wasn't really in the mood to be pestered about trees and paper.

Zetsu glared and went into black mode. Black mode is how the Akatsuki described Zetsu when he's angered. Usually, he's in white mode and in a content mood. Sasori didn't really fear him, much like the other members, when he was like this, but was wary of the times when he shouldn't get seriously involved. Sasori sighed and his toned softened. "Alright Zetsu, I won't waste paper. Is that better?" Zetsu's expression softened much like Sasori's did and he gave Sasori a soft smile. "I would appreciate that." Soon afterwards, Zetsu turned to talk with one of the other students. Sasori sighed inwardly. Close one. Didn't want him to beat the shit out of me because of some paper...Not now at least, thought Sasori.

"What do I do about that brat?" thought Sasori aloud. Suddenly, Tobi popped up out of no where. Scared the hell out of Sasori that's for sure. Because just when he did, Sasori jumped and fell out of his seat. Not a very graceful thing to do, especially if done by the one of the toughest kids in school. Asuma-sensei looked up from his magazine, stared for a minute, then went back to his ever so interesting magazine. No one dared to laugh once they saw Sasori glare at everyone who was watching him while he sat on the ground. He seemed to glare a lot didn't he? It didn't matter how much he glared to him at the moment because Sasori was trying to burn a hole right through Tobi's mask and into his brain with that powerful glare of his. Didn't really do anything since Tobi as bouncing up and down next to Sasori's seat as if nothing happened.

"Hey, Sasori-san!!" chirped Tobi. Sasori frowned. "Hello Tobi." answered the redhead in a monotonous tone. Tobi gleamed with happiness to hear that Sasori said 'hi' back to him for once. Sasori was getting annoyed. "What is it you want, Tobi?" Tobi stopped bouncing and stared at Sasori. "Tobi knows a way you can get back at Deidara-san." Sasori's ears perked up once he heard 'get back at Deidara.' Hidan was all up in the conversation, waiting to hear what Tobi had to say. Zetsu and Itachi were listening as well, just were more inconspicuous about it.

"Well?" urged Hidan, "Out with it, you little fucker!" Tobi was silent for a moment. For dramatic effect, you know? Apparently, the others weren't convinced. "Tobi…" they all stated slowly. "Yes?" Tobi asked politely. "Go ahead and say it!" they all demanded, Hidan adding "you little son of a bitch." Tobi nodded and went on to say what he had meant to say. "Tobi thinks you should make Deidara something. You know, something that comes from the heart!"

Sasori and Hidan's eyes twitched with anger. Zetsu and Itachi just shook their heads disappointingly. This was what I waited for, thought Sasori. Tobi didn't seem to notice. Itachi spoke up before the others. "Tobi," he started, "the point isn't to make amends with Deidara. The point is to get even with him. To make him pay, do you understand?" Itachi knew it was harsh to speak to him as if he's retarded, but it was easier for Tobi to understand this way. Tobi nodded sadly but perked up almost immediately. "But, don't you wish to become friends with Deidara-san? He seems nice." Sasori had had enough of this. He was about to beat the shit out of Tobi when Zetsu intervened.

"Perhaps Sasori will try that as his next plan. But it's a good idea Tobi." The plant lover said. Tobi beamed and hummed quietly to himself a happy tune while the others just ignored him.

"Anyway," Hidan stated, "Before he gives us another goddamn 'good' idea, tell us what the hell it is you're going to do." Sasori sighed and shrugged once more. Sasori really didn't know. Hidan simply waited, stabbing himself with a sharp pencil while he waited. Hey, he didn't have a box cutter or a knife, so a pencil was the best he could do at the moment. Zetsu listened to Dir en Grey on his Ipod while he waited. Why Dir en Grey, you may ask? Well, along with LArc en Ciel, Dir en Grey kicked major ass in the rock world. Itachi stayed quiet while he thought the situation over. When he spoke up, everyone was all ears. People always listened to Itachi because normally when he gave an idea, it was a good one.

"Hmm, I think you should land a surprise attack. Or maybe a group attack. Either way, he won't see it coming right away and won't have as much time to defend himself as he would if he saw it coming. So, you'd get the upper hand, Sasori." Itachi explained. Sasori was more than happy to hear Itachi's plan. He was ecstatic once he heard the whole plan. "That's genius Itachi!" he exclaimed. The redhead only got a 'hn' in return. "Oh, now you decide to be emo! Damn genius, trying to make my fucking head hurt. And shit, he will if he explains his fucking self." He complains. Itachi shrugged. Sasori liked that idea, but needed another one. You know, in case the plan backfires or he can't go through with it at all.

"That really is genius, but I need an extra plan." Sasori said. Hidan looked up at Sasori. Now's my chance, thought the white haired teen. "You know what you should do?" he asked. Sasori didn't answer.

"I think you should get even another way. Maybe you could…"

"I'm not sacrificing him to Jashin."

"Damn!!" Hidan yelled, causing everyone to look. "Watch you language." With that, Asuma-sensei went back to smoking and reading.

7th period

Finally, thought Deidara, the last class of the day! Thank god it was Friday too. Two days to relax and do nothing. Let's just hope science goes by quick. Too bad it didn't seem to once Sasori walked in. but, Deidara wasn't about to let that bother him. Not at all, not one bit, no- "Move kusotare." Okay, maybe he did let it bother him a little. Deidara was cool though. He casually got up and moved. Sasori was a little startled to see him move without a fight, but shrugged it off.

A minute later, Ibiki-sensei walked in, as cruel as ever. "Alright, listen. There's going to be a science project based on what you're currently learning. You will work with a partner, whom I have already assigned." ordered the stern man. The students sighed quietly to themselves.

Ibiki-sensei continued. "The groups are as followed. Kiba and Shino. Shikamaru and Chouji. Ino and Sakura. Naruto and Sasuke. Tenten and Hinata. Neji and Gaara…" and the others followed.

"Please don't pair me with him, please don't pair me with him…" Deidara mumbled to himself continuously. "And lastly," Ibiki-sensei said, " Sasori and Deidara."

"WHAT?!"

Okay, there it is! Hope you enjoy and review. This actually turned out a little different than I originally wrote it last night. I kept thinking about it while I tried to sleep but wouldn't stop thinking about it. So, I wrote it down. I had to add more to make it longer, but for the most part it's like the original. Please review, put on alert, fav it, or just tell someone to read and do all that were just mentioned. Bye bye!!