Because I would rather think up a limerick than study Thermodynamics, here's limerick number eight! Here's hoping you never get stuck in my predicament...
And the Labyrinth's not mine. At least, not in this dimension.
Secret Cave
There is a cave buried deep underground
dark, dank, and dreary with blood-curdling sounds
but if one goes inside
they might just espy
King Jareth's makeup in monstrous mounds