Kate and Jack made their way wearily back to the beach, and found that everyone had gone back to work.

"That was the most disturbing thing I've ever heard," Jack shuddered.

"I know. I'll never be able to face Locke again," Kate cringed.

"So what now ? We can't go to the hatch because of... that, and our tent is somewhat occupied," Jack sighed. He ran his fingers through his short hair and Kate watched his strong fingers as they made a steady movement over the brown fuzz. "Kate ?"

"Guh ?" she murmered.

"Kate !" Jack snapped her out of it. "You okay ?" he asked.

"Um yeah, I'm fine," she smiled.

"So any ideas baby ?" he asked and pulled her back into his lap.

"None what so ever. We could just sit here and make out for a while," she smirked and a grin came across Jack's face.

"I love the way your dirty mind works," he said, his lips meeting hers. They sat kissing for a few minutes, enjoying the rare moment of peace and quiet. Kate pulled back slowly.

"Jack ?" she murmered.

"Yeah ?"

"Have you ever had any fantasies about me ?" she asked. Jack gave a mysterious grin and Kate's eyes widened. "Oh my God you have !" she giggled. "What where they about ?"

"Now that would be telling Katie," he chuckled.

"Please baby ?" she smiled up at him and made the eyes that Jack found irresistable.

"Fine ! Fine, little minx," he smirked and Kate snuggled into him, impatiently waiting for his husky voice to roll over her. "You remember that time I walked in on you while you were showering ?" he asked.

"Mmm mm," she replied.

"For weeks after that I dreamt about doing it all differently. I'd think about what would have happened if I have walked up to you and whipped off that towel," he growled, his lips finding the spot just under her left ear. "Until this day I still curse myself for not walking in sooner," he chuckled.

"You've no idea how hot you looked that day. You were all embarassed and don't think I didn't notice Jack Jr standing to attention when I brushed past you," Kate giggled at the wild look that ran through his eyes.

"There you two are !" Sawyer laughed and the pair groaned. There went their private moment. "S'cuse me for breathing !" Sawyer held up his hands.

"Sorry man, it's just this is the first bit of privacy we've had all day," Jack apologised.

"In the middle of the beach ?" Sawyer snorted and Kate rolled her eyes. "What about the Enegizer Bunny ? She not around ?" he asked.

"She's lying naked in my tent," Jack sighed and Sawyer's jaw trailed the sand, before he burst into fit's of man giggles.

"This day get's scarier. First Juliet goes all Calendar Girls, then Locke get's layed and now Sawyer is having a fit of man giggles," Kate shuddered.

"Wait, hold the phone. Locke got layed ?" Sawyer looked frightened.

"Yup, we went to the hatch for the bedroom and we heard a woman moaning Locke's name," Jack explained and Sawyer turned slightly green.

"Um Eww ?" he offered.

"Exactly," Kate nodded.

"Oh !" Sawyer exclaimed.

"You crap your pants again ?" Jack asked in all seriousness.

"Shut the hell up. No, Charlie is holding a karioke night tonight," Sawyer smirked.

"How in the hell is he doing that ?" Kate asked.

"You know that old piano down in the hatch ?" Sawyer asked and the confused pair nodded. "Well after much effort it's been dragged to the beach. So we have a guitar and a piano. Take your pick," he finished.

"Oh joy. You gonna sing ?" Jack asked.

"Yup ! Shania Twyane's 'I Feel Like a Woman' just calls to me," he chuckled. "Can you play Doc ?"

"I can play well on the piano and a bit of guitar, yeah," Jack answered.

"Bleedin Doctors, always steal the show," Sawyer rolled his eyes.

"Anything else ?" Kate asked.

"Yeah one more thing..."

"And that is ?" Jack said.

"Do you think barbie's still in your tent ? I wanna shock her," Sawyer winked.

"She'll probably still be there. She hasn't bugged me for at least two hours," Jack answered and Sawyer grinned devilishly.

"Gonna have some fun," he muttered and rubbed his hands together, before heading in the direction of Jack's tent.

"Wow he's really revved up about this isn't he ?" Kate said and Jack nodded and watched the retreating figure.

"Wanna watch her run screaming ?" Jack asked and Kate grinned happily pulling him up so they could have a better veiw of Jack's tent. They watched as Sawyer stood outside for a second before ducking inside. They heard a shrill scream and Sawyer's laughing reached their ears.

"You call those breasts ?" he yelled and Jack cracked up, his laughter attracting some suvivors. Kate giggled insanely and supported herself on Jack. "Hunnie they're called implants !" came Sawyer's voice again, before Juliet exploded from the tent, half dressed. By this point most of the suvivors were having a good chuckle at the blondes expence. "Baby !" Sawyer called and emerged after her.

"Piss off Sawyer !" Juliet screamed.

"Hunnie pumpkin ! Don't you wuv me no more ?" Sawyer pouted and spoke in a childish voice. This sent the audiance in to a further fit of laughter and Juliet stormed away from the scene, without a backwards glance.

A/N: Has this taken care of the pesky Juliet problem ? Good luck ! Next chapter will hopefully contain the New Years Eve Party !!! By chance, did anyone watch the X Factor ? Isn't Ben gorgeous ? For anyone who hasn't seen it, go to Youtube and type in Ben Mills. Then listen to his brilliance. Tell me what you think of the story and Ben. Load's of love ...;D