Hmm, a review helped me really think about why I said 'payback's a bitch' in the last chapter…but I know what I'm doing so don't worry. It'll be clear after this chapter or the next. Probably this one. But you know how girl's get when they don't get what they want, I know I do. I might have said something I shouldn't have…O.O oh well, I don't own Naruto. Just Kaiyada and the plot.
"Deidara! What the hell?! I come to school and see-hey! Where are you taking me?!" Sasori was struggling to get free of Deidara's grip, but said teen wouldn't loosen his grip. The blonde had a serious look with fear hiding behind it. He couldn't looked frightened to Sasori, he wouldn't. Currently, Deidara was practically dragging Sasori to the closest bathroom. On their way there, a few girls would whisper things like, "They're going to the bathroom to make-out." And "They're probably going to mess around in there." It pissed off Deidara so much that he stopped in front of them and flicked them off. The girls flicked him off as he walked away, Sasori more confused than ever.
When they made it, Deidara checked to see if anyone was in there and locked the door so that no one could interrupt them. That's when Sasori went off. "What the fucking hell did you say to that liar?! I told you not to say anything to her, but no you did anyway! And that picture?! Where the hell did she get a picture like that?! She couldn't have made something like that herself because they're too real!" Sasori yelled at the blonde. Deidara flinched before speaking. "Look," he started, "she had that picture and another of us. I told her to delete it." Sasori crossed his arms.
"Apparently, she didn't."
"No really! I watched her delete them. And I told her it was none of her business. Honest." Deidara looked down in shame. This was his fault after all. Sasori was right; he shouldn't have said anything to her. Now his reputation and Sasori's was probably ruined.
Sasori looked off to the side, his hand on his chin. "She had to have been there to take those pictures. Also, knowing how smart Kaiyada is, she could just look at the picture and know the whole story. Kaiyada does say 'A picture's worth a thousand words but certain ones are worth a million'. This one," the redhead pointed to the picture of him and Deidara kissing, "Is definitely worth a million. And the odds are in her favor." The taller of the two teens looked at the redhead, his eyes full of sorrow. "What is it?" asked Sasori. Deidara didn't look at Sasori when he said, "What are we going to do? We can't have this going around for too long."
Sasori's serious face softened into a concerned look. He caressed the blonde's cheek and made the blonde look at him. "We'll figure it out. I know we will and we'll make her pay for what she has done. No one does something like that to Akasuna Sasori and gets away with it." he assured Deidara. Deidara's eyes closed slowly and he nodded. I hope so…for your sake. Deidara wasn't worried about his reputation anymore. He was worried about Sasori's. The redhead was the toughest in school and that could all be over with one little newspaper…That everyone has read. Fate just hated him at the moment.
"That could work, what do you think Deidara?" finished Sasori. He looked up at the blonde to see that he blanked out again. "Um…brat?" The redhead didn't have time for this. He poked Deidara in the side a few times then pulled the blonde's hair. Deidara yelped but Sasori covered it with his hand. The blue eyed teen pushed the brown eyed teen's hand away and glared at him. "What the hell?" he demanded. Sasori put his finger to his lips. "If you yell like that, they might suspect something. We have to wait until after the bell rings to leave. That way, no one will bombard us on our way to first period." responded the teen. Deidara nodded. "But, what to we do until then?" he wondered. The redhead smirked.
"We're going to think of a way to get Kaiyada."
--Time skip to lunch--
"Where were you and Sasori-san in homeroom, Deidara-san?" asked Tobi for the billionth time. Deidara's eye twitched slightly. "I said none of your business, Tobi. Now please stop asking!" Tobi nodded sadly and moved his focus to his lunch. Deidara sighed. He already got after school detention for not being in homeroom, so did Sasori. He didn't want to have to answer Tobi's a million and one questions. To be honest, the blonde just wasn't in the mood. First he was late, then everyone found out what he was trying to hide, and now Tobi was being an annoying pain in the ass. His day sucked beyond belief.
"Why didn't you tell us before that you and Sasori were dating? I would've have rather told everyone than let that bitch tell everyone for me." said Hidan calmly. The blonde glared at the white haired teen. "It's not that simple. Sasori wanted to keep it a secret. I simply complied until it got out. I think Sasori was afraid of how you guys or everyone else would react if they knew." Kisame tsk-ed. "Just like Sasori. Would rather keep to himself than ask for help when he knows he needs it." Itachi nodded. "If Sasori were here, he'd get mad and say that what you said wasn't true." The red eyed teen informed them. The redhead really wasn't at the table. He was off doing something that would benefit him and Deidara when the time came.
"What could the little bastard be doing anyway?" asked Hidan out of nowhere. Deidara shrugged. "How should I know? He just said, 'I have to take care of something. Don't wait up.'" And I didn't so yeah." A group of glares was thrown at the blonde.
"What?"
"You're lying. We can see it on your face. You know where he is." The group said in unison. Deidara raised an eyebrow. "How'd you know I was lying?" he asked. Kakuzu pointed at the blonde. "That's how. You just told on yourself." He said. The blonde blinked and turned a bright red. "Jashin-sama! Boy, are you slow sometimes!" the lavender eyed teen howled with laughter.
After a few minutes, Hidan's laughter started to die down. "Are you done?" asked Itachi. Hidan nodded. "Good. Deidara-kun, you and Sasori have to figure out a way to get even with Kaiyada. What she did was unforgivable." explained the ebony haired boy. He then looked towards the other side of the lunchroom, the other's eyes following his gaze. Kaiyada was sitting with four redheads, a pair of twins, a blonde with fang-like teeth, a brunette with tanned skin, and a guy with white hair and green eyes. She looked in Deidara's direction and smiled sweetly while waving to the blonde. The others, except for Juugo and Kimimaro, at her table turned and smirked evilly at the Akatsuki members. The Akatsuki members looked away, Hidan flipping the bird before turning around himself.
Kisame turned to Hidan. "What that necessary?" he questioned. The Jashin worshipper snorted and crossed his arms. "Hell yeah it was! You mess with one of us and don't not expect to get your ass flicked off!" he exclaimed, fist in the air. Deidara's eyes widened slightly. Mess with us…does that mean they think of me as one of them, thought the blonde. "Of course you one of us. Not apart of Akatsuki, that is. But you are a friend and we do things for our friends." explained Itachi, as if he read Deidara's thoughts. Hidan deadpanned. "That's the nicest thing you've ever said!! What the fucking hell is going on?!" groaned the teen. Itachi glared at the white haired idiot and went back to his emotionless state. Kisame placed a hand on Deidara's shoulder, causing the blonde to look at him. "That's the nicest comment you're going to get from Itachi-san. Unless you play your cards right." The blue haired teen said with a small reassuring smile. Deidara smiled back. So this is what it's like to have true friends, huh?
Heavy footsteps could be heard heading towards the Akatsuki table as Sasori came into view. He was carrying a stack of papers in his arms. The redhead skid to a stop and slammed the papers onto the table. "Nice stop." joked Zetsu, taking a bite from his salad. Sasori nodded his gratitude and turned to face Deidara. The blonde was staring back at Sasori with happiness. "What's with you?" asked the brown eyed teen. Deidara just smiled like an idiot and shook his head. "Nothing." Sasori pfft-ed and sat down next to the blonde, grabbing a piece of paper from the stack. "Why so many papers, Sasori-san?" asked the masked teen. Said teen turned to look at Tobi and smirked evilly. "Oh these? This is all I could find on Kaiyada. Everything from her birth to her fears to her life so far and everything. We'll need this." answered the redhead.
Deidara took a piece of paper from the stack and read it over. "Kaiyada's afraid of needles? How's this going to help us?" he asked. Sasori answered while reading another paper. "That won't help us. But some of this information will. Did you know Kaiyada's afraid of Itachi? It says here that she once got in a fight with him and has been afraid to even get near him since." Everyone looked over at Itachi, who was smirking a smirk of amusement. "You fought her?" wondered Deidara. Itachi nodded. "Yeah, and won. After a few punches, the little brat ran." Hidan laughed aloud. "Ain't that a bitch! All that talk but nothing to back it up with!" Sasori ignored Hidan and went back to his research.
"Where did you find most of this information anyway?" Tobi asked.
Sasori shrugged. "From her diary in her locker. The bitch should know better to hide things with useful information from people who could get hold of it for their own purposes." Deidara nodded. "She probably thinks she's invincible." he said. The blonde grabbed another piece of paper and scanned his eyes over it. His blue eyes stopped on a certain paragraph and widened with surprise.
"I think I know why she did what she did." murmured Deidara to himself. Sasori's eyes darted up to stare at Deidara and his face showed happiness. "Really?!" proclaimed the redhead. "What is it?! Tell me?!" The newest student shook his head and smiled playfully. "You'll find out soon enough. I really want to see the look on your face and hers when we confront her later." The blonde then cackled evilly and rubbed his hands together in an evil way. He was feeling particularly evil today…And he liked it!
--After school--
Sasori and Deidara's plan was set and under way. Throughout the day, Kisame and Hidan followed Kaiyada silently to see where she'd head next. When school ended, they got Tobi to annoy Kaiyada on her way home. What she didn't realize was that Tobi was leading her to the Akatsuki hideout. It was nothing special, just a forgotten warehouse. Yeah, Pein didn't really care for it but Kakuzu was very happy with it seeing as how it didn't cost them a dime.
"Look Tobi-san, I find you collection of masks interesting. And I'll be sure to put that in the paper, but I have to get home." said the ebony haired girl as she pushed past the masked teen. Kaiyada took one step and stopped abruptly when she felt an unknown presence. "You won't be leaving so soon, will you Kaiyada-san?" whispered Itachi, his warm breath sending chills down the girl's spine. "I…Itachi-sama?! H…How did y...you-?!" she stuttered. Itachi hissed into her ear. "I have my ways." He responded. "You're not leaving anytime soon." Kaiyada glared at the taller teen. "Oh yeah?!" she questioned, taking a step forward. She froze and turned pale when she felt cold metal connect with her skin. "Yeah. Now come with me or I won't hesitate to slit your throat." Itachi informed her, grabbing the girl and pushing her forward, towards the warehouse.
Itachi opened the door and pushed Kaiyada to the cold ground of the dark warehouse. The grey eyed girl couldn't see anything but tensed instantly.
"You think you've got the better of us?" asked a voice through the darkness. "You think you're on top, don't you?" added another. "Like hell she does. Too bad the motha fucker's wrong." finished one more voice. Kaiyada shook lightly but stopped and stared into the blank darkness, her eyes narrowed to slits and her eyes black. "Okay, I don't know what the hell's going on, but I don know that you Akatsuki members are in on this. Stop being cowards and show your faces, dammit!" she ordered her voice loud and fierce.
The room filled with laughter. "Awww look, she's trying to be tough. But you don't know who you're dealing with, little girl." A piercing scream was heard after that as Kaiyada was grabbed and forced to the ground.
The lights flickered on at that moment to reveal the Akatsuki. Sasori was looking down at her, arms crossed in satisfaction.
"I think you've scared her enough. But hold onto her. We don't want her escaping, now do we?" he asked a frightening smile on his face. The smile was on the border line of terrifying and crazy. But that was true about Sasori: he was terrifyingly crazy. Anyone who knew the redhead knew it was a fact that Sasori could be crazy in a terrifying way.
He then glared down at Kaiyada. "Not so high and mighty now, are you?" he asked. The girl didn't answer; she simply glared up at the redhead. Sasori didn't show any anger on his face. Didn't need to to get his message across. He kicked Kaiyada in the face harshly. The ebony haired girl coughed out some blood that collected in her mouth and placed her bruised cheek on the cold ground, tears forming in her eyes. Hidan cocked his head to the side. "Don't tell me after one kick you're gonna start crying. Damn, you are weak." Itachi nodded. "I told you she was." He said calmly.
"Why are you doing this?!" screamed Kaiyada. The Akatsuki looked down at her. "We just want to know why you printed that paper with Deidara and Sasori as the headliner!" answered Tobi. Kaiyada looked up at them with confusion.
"So you're going about it like this?"
Zetsu chuckled, revealing his sharp teeth. "We just wanted to have some fun. So we decided to beat the answers out of you." explained Zetsu's black side. Kaiyada shuttered at the thought of getting beaten to a bloody pulp. "I…I'll never reveal my reasons for doing what I did! But if you want to know, everyone had a right to know!" choked out the girl after a minute. "Liar. You had another motive." intervened Deidara as he walked out of the shadows.
Kaiyada turned to look at the blonde. "Where did you come from?!" she demanded, voice full of shock. Deidara shrugged. "I don't reveal my secrets. Now, tell us the real reason you did it." The ebony haired girl shook her head. An evil glare found its way to Deidara's face. "If you won't answer then maybe this will make you. Hidan, go ahead." The blonde waved his hand in Hidan's direction, motioning for his to step forward.
Hidan stooped over Kaiyada, a knife in hand. Kaiyada took in a sharp breath. "What are you going to do with that?! Don't tell me you're going to chop off one of my body parts for your 'Jashin-sama'?" Hidan raised a white eyebrow. "I know more about Jashin than you think." simply answered the girl. A smile grew on the white haired teen's face. "Jashin-sama doesn't always accept body parts. He can settle for minor things like blood…or hair." Kaiyada's eyes snapped open and darted to look at the Jashin worshipper out of the corner of her eye. "No…please!" pleaded the girl. "Too late!" with one clean swipe, most of Kaiyada's long black was in Hidan's hand. "Such pretty hair. Jashin-sama will appreciate this sacrifice." whispered the lavender eyes teen, throwing the hair to the ground so that the girl could see.
I'm enjoying this, thought Sasori evilly. "Had enough?" he asked. Kaiyada, tears now streaming down her face, remained silent. "Hmm, you'd think she'd say 'yes'. Seeing as how hair is a woman's glory, after all." thought Kisame out loud. This isn't the way we should be going about it. I should just come out and ask…before it gets too out of hand, thought Deidara.
"Damn bitch. I'm tired of waiting for an answer!" Sasori bent down and slapped the grey eyed girl across the face, the same spot as where he kicked her before. "Stop Sasori!" yelled Deidara, stepping in between the redhead and the black haired girl. Sasori looked up at the blonde, eyes showing anger. "Why?! After what she put us through?! Dammit, we can't show our faces until we get this cleared up! And the only way to do it-""There's more than one way to go about this. You should have resorted to violence it you needed it. Not for no damn reason like you are now!" interrupted Deidara. Sasori looked taken back, but complied and stepped away from the girl.
Deidara looked behind his shoulder to make sure Sasori would stay, and then bent down to look straight at Kaiyada. The ebony haired girl had blood spilling from her mouth and a bad bruise on her right cheek. He almost felt bad for her.
"I know why you did it." The blonde stated. Kaiyada looked away. "No…you don't." she answered. Deidara smiled softly at her. "Kaiyada-san, you did what you did because you were jealous. You really like Sasori-san, don't you? That's why you wrote it, to get back at me for being with Sasori and at Sasori for choosing me over you." Sasori's eyebrows furrowed in confusion. Why would she do all this over something so simple? Kaiyada's lip quivered and more tears formed I her eyes. He knows…he knows, she thought sadly. "Am I right?" Deidara asked the crying girl. Kaiyada paused for a minute before nodding.
"What the hell?! All this…this bullshit just because you like Sasori?! That has to be the lamest piece of shit I've ever heard!" complained Hidan, stabbing himself with the knife he used to cut Kaiyada's hair off. Kakuzu rolled his eyes. How dramatic you are is a piece of bullshit, he thought, annoyed.
"You don't understand! You try liking the guy of your dreams, only to have him taken away at the last moment! I've loved Sasori since I first met him! But then you come in and ruin it! He could have been mine but no! Now it's all bout 'Deidara this' and 'Deidara that' …you're all Sasori thinks about now. And don't deny it." responded Kaiyada, sobbing towards the end. Sasori looked at the girl then over at Kisame and told him to let her go. Kisame nodded to the demand and Deidara helped her up. "Y…You're letting me go?" questioned Kaiyada, wiping her tears away. Deidara nodded. "However, you have to promise not to print anymore crap about us. Okay?" replied the blonde. The black haired girl nodded and headed towards the door.
"Kaiyada." Sasori called out to her. Kaiyada turned to look at the redhead. "Yes, Sasori-kun?" Sasori gave her a small smile. "If you liked me, you could have just asked me out." he admitted to the girl. Kaiyada blinked confusion clearly on her face.
"Really?"
Sasori nodded.
"Um…Sasori-kun, will you go out with me?" she asked. Sasori's smile broadened as he wrapped his arms around Deidara's waist. "Sorry, I'm taken." he answered, cruel amusement dancing in his brown eyes. Kaiyada deadpanned but quickly regained her composure. "Be that way! I'll stop writing those stories, but don't think it's over. I'm sure Sakon and Ukon won't appreciate what you've done! Then you'll pay!" announced the girl confidently, walking out into the night.
"Oh yeah?! Well bring it on, bitch! We'll kick your punk asses any day!" shouted Hidan.
A few minutes later, the group was calm. "Damn, that was fun." muttered Kisame, swinging around his sword. Itachi sighed. "Careful. You might chop someone's limp off." Deidara laughed silently to himself as he watched Kisame get nagged by Itachi. He turned to face Sasori when said teen cleared his throat. "Something wrong?" he asked. "No…but I wonder if she's really going to go through with that threat she made." The redhead answered. Deidara shrugged. "If she does, what does it matter?" Deidara and Sasori smirked at the same time. "Yeah. We'll be ready for them. No way they can beat us." stated Sasori proudly.
Deidara smiled. "Un, no way." For some reason, however, the blonde felt that the war was just beginning. We'll see when the time comes I guess…
Bada Bing bada boom, there it is! Done and uploaded less than twenty-fours of the last update, which was yesterday! Damn, I'm good! Kaiyada's reason for payback is clear and the problem is solved…for now! (insert evil laughter) Now I'm just being random. Please review!