MOK: Well...I think I'm safe for the moment. I hopefully have fixed the story so that it is in the correct order...I hope. DR is still munching on my cookies so I'm safe, well that and I'm updating. So on...oh yeah disclaimer I don't own anything but the plot, Amber, and her owl.

The next day started out normal but after lunch was the contest. Everyone including the teachers were talking about it.

"Are you two sure that you are going to go study?" Harry asked.

"Yes Harry, but don't worry we will hear all about it," Hermione told him as we ate our lunch.

"Yeah but it's not the same as seeing it," Ron countered.

"Humm….you do have a point there Ron, but still," I said.

"But it'll be fun," Harry said.

"Don't worry about us Harry, we know how to have fun," Hermione said then stood. "Now if you'll excuse me I have some reading to do."

"Gee…what you haven't gotten Hogwarts A history memorized yet?" Ron questioned.

"Haven't you heard Ron? Knowledge is power," I said as I also stood. "I'll join you Hermione, later boys," I said as Hermione and I walked out of the great hall. Once out of the great hall we both smiled at each other then headed off to the Gryffindor tower to get ready.

"Aren't you two coming?" Lavender asked as she walked out of our dorm.

"No," Hermione and I replied as we sat on my bed working on the hair charm.

"Well it will be fun, oh well it's your loss," she said then left.

"No it's not," I said to Hermione she just smiled. We waited for a while longer to make sure everyone was gone. We were completely ready all we had to do was make it there without anyone really seeing us.

"Wait our hair," Hermione said as we started out.

"Oh yeah," I said and she quickly changed our hair. Hermione's was now straighter and sliver blonde while mine was chocolate and slightly wavy. We smiled then almost ran out of the room.

We slowed down as we got closer to the great hall.

"Hi Amber," we heard Draco drawl but what really surprised us was he grabbed Hermione's butt not mine. She turned and kicked him then muttered a quick curse and we hurried on our way. I started to giggle.

"He thought that you were me! I don't believe it, I didn't think we looked the much a like." I said trying hard not to giggle.

"I didn't think so but he will think twice about doing that again," Hermione replied smiling.

"What did you do to him?"I asked.

"Well let's just say for the next bit he won't want to touch any girl," Hermione told me as we finally made it to where we were suppose to be.

"Miss, Granger and Lanobi, didn't think that you would," Amelia stared.

"Shh…..we want to keep it secret," Hermione replied as we pulled our hair up and into top hats. Amelia just smiled then told us that we would be on in a few moments. As we waited we hid in the shadows so no one else would see us.

"Oh my I wonder what Ginny has planned?" Hermione said as Ginny walked past.

"Yeah, oh no! I really don't want to know what she is going to do," I said as I spotted Cho.

"Alright you two are up," Amelia said coming and getting us before Hermione could respond.

"Alright next up is two Gryffindor girls performing 'Man I feel like a woman," Lina said.

"A man feels like a woman?" Gourry asked.

"Oh shut up jelly for brains!" Lina yelled at him then smacked him up side the head.

"Yep it had to be a dream," I said as we walked on stage. Everything was black and our backs were to the audience. The lights came on as the music started. I turned my head towards the audience tipping my hat and said. "Let's go girls."

"Come on," Hermione said doing the same as me.

"I'm going out tonight I'm feeling alright," we both sang turning fully singing the song.

"I wanna scream and shout," we tossed our hats revealing the different color hair. We could see Harry and Ron. They were up front and their eyes were about the size of saucers.

"AHHHHH!!!!!! I'VE TOUCHED A MUDBLOOD!" We heard Malfoy yell from the back. We both smiled, "He deserved that," I heard Hermione say.

"Men's shirts-short skirts," Hermione and I both pulled off our robes to reveal the short skirts and the shirts that Hermione got as we continued. I was wearing the blue one while Hermione was wearing the green one.

"DANG they got legs!" Ron yelled. I wanted to clobber him for that comment but his brothers got to him first. We were getting cat calls and whistles from everyone except Slytherins.

"Color my hair do what I dare," our hair changed color. Hermione's to red while mine went black.

"Way I feel." We turned away from the audience then turned our heads back and said "Man I feel like a woman!" As the next verse came up we again turned towards the audience.

"Hey Hermione" I asked as a thought hit me. Especially they way the Gryffindor boys were acting.

"Yes?" She replied innocently.

"Who's shirt is this?" I asked as we continued.

"Ron's I've got Harry's, Hermione smiled at me as we sang "We're going let our hair hang down." Our hair fell down our backs.

"Hermione…" I just half complained.

"I had been wondering where that shirt went!" Harry and Ron both said to us. Hermione and I just smiled as Harry and Ron both were trying to wrap their brains around that fact.

As the chorus came around again our hair changed again. This time Hermione's went black and mine was red.

"Why didn't you tell me it was his shirt!"

"Would it really have mattered?" Hermione countered.

"Not really just would have liked to be warn…" I trailed off as we came to the last chorus. This last time our hair went back to it's natural state. As the song came to a close we turned our backs to the audience for the last time then turned our heads back and sang, "Man I feel like a woman." The lights dimmed and Hermione and I ran off the stage grabbing our robes as we went.

"Good job," Lina said as we walked past her to go join Harry and Ron in the audience.

"Thanks," we replied as we slipped our robes back on.

"See the looks on their faces!" Hermione said smiling brightly.

"See the look on Malfoy's face?" I asked and Hermione nodded as we sat down.

"Hey what is it with Malfoy shouting I touched a mudblood?" Neville asked.

"Oh it was a case of mistaken identity," I said smiling.

"I thought you weren't coming?" Ron said.

"Well we wanted to surprise you," I said.

"It was a very nice one," Harry said only half understanding what we were saying having trouble concentrating.

"Told ya Hermione." I started.

"Shut UP!" Hermione told me. I just smiled then turned to Ron

"And just what is it with you saying that we have legs?" I questioned him. He just started stuttering.

"What did you think we walked on Ron?" Hermione added.

"I knew you had legs… I just didn't know" Ron started but his brother interrupted.

"That they had those legs you can dream about."

"Who asked you! Come on Harry aren't you going to help me?" Ron asked as he tried to attack his brother.

"huh…" Harry said in dream land.

"Oh sorry Ron looks like your on your own Harry is in dream land," Jordon said chuckling softly.

We were all about to comment on that when the next song started It was Cho singing the song Mickey only she had changed Mickey to Harry.

"Oh it's just Chang," Harry mumbled as his gaze fell on Hermione then back to the floor.

Hermione and I were just watching Cho make a complete fool out of herself as she sang. I couldn't help but giggle.

"Dang Hermione she didn't need our help," I said as Cho finished.

"No kidding she did a good enough job," Hermione said then thought for a moment. "But still having her cheer for Harry was amusing." All I could do was nod in agreement.

"You two did that?" Neville questioned and we just smiled.

"Hey does anyone know what Ginny is doing?" I asked. Everyone around us shook their heads. That is when Seamus and Dean got up on stage and did a magical rendition of Abbot and Castillo's who's on first. Not even this major headache causing routine could bring Harry out of his thoughts. All it was able to do was cause him to look at the stage then back off into space.

"Gee…Hermione I didn't think we are going to be able to get Harry to think straight for the next week," Fred said.

"I bet the only thing that would get him to is a cold shower," Ron said.

"Well here is the water," I said holding up a cup.

"Not big enough Amber," Gorge said then added. "I think a pitcher would do it."

"Be quite you guys! Harry will be fine in just a moment," Hermione said.

"Oh yeah he will especially if…." Fred started but was cut off.

"I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love loves goanna leave me."

We all, including Harry this time, looked up to see professor Snape singing I'm to sexy.

"Ahh! That's not something I needed in my head," Hermione said voicing all our thoughts.

"I'm a model you know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the cat walk. Yeah on the cat walk on the cat walk yeah I do my little turn on the cat walk."

"Oh my…" Harry said what was on all of our minds.

"Man this is almost as bad as Snape in a tutu," Ron said.

"RON!" we all yelled at him. That was defiantly the last thing I needed in my head.

"And I'm too sexy for this song," Snape finished. We had to hand it to him he brought Harry back to reality weather Harry wanted it or not.

"He had to of lost a bet," Ron said as we were all trying to get two images out our heads. One Snape singing that song and second Snape in a tutu. In my head I had the image of Snape singing "I'm too sexy" in a pink tutu.

"You are quite right Mr. Weasley," Professor McGonagall said startling us all.

"What?" we all questioned.

"By the way Mr. Potter thank you for wining the match the other day," McGonagall said as she walked away. On the stage a grumpy Snape walked off and glared at anyone that even came close to him.

"Uh…I…well…see….oh……ahh…this….uhh…" Hermione started stuttering and couldn't get out a complete thought.

"Having trouble with your tongue Hermione? It's not getting enough exercise? You know Hermione I know someone that could help you with that… maybe Harry," I said smiling. While everyone snickering about that comment Hermione was still stuttering while Harry was a bright shade of red.

"Wait a minute Amber did you say what I think you said!" Hermione suddenly cried. I just smiled innocently. "Amber!" she yelled at me while she turned red and yelled at me in my head while the contest continued.

"Amber come on you don't want to get them all hot and bothered," Ron said.

"Well it looks to me like they already are….well at least Hermione is," Fred said.

"Yeah she's hot and she seems to be bothered by something," Gorge added.

"Gorge did you just call Hermione hot??" Angelina asked Gorge.

"First Malfoy grabs my butt, and Harry is thinking about me….and now Gorge is calling me hot? I know that Hogwarts is odd but what is going on here?" Hermione asked as she took a break from yelling at me.

"After effects of Snape singing "I'm too sexy," I offered.

"But then how does that explain Malfoy?"

"My cousin is a GIT that's how," I muttered to her and she nodded in agreement.

Towards the end Ginny did a song called "Please connect me to Prince Charming"

After the contest everyone was staying in the great hall for dinner then they were going to announce the winners of the contest. All those who participated in the contest were given ten points then those that won got even more points. Professor Lina, Gourry, Zelgadis, and Amelia were eating with the Gryffindors instead of the teachers mostly because Lina didn't want to eat with her sister. Well Lina and Gourry were fighting over the food while every one else was eating.

"I still can't believe that your cousin did that Amber," Hermione said to me.

"Who's Amber's cousin? Lina asked quietly pausing in her eating.

"That blond git in Slytheren," I said.

"You mean Malfoy?" Lina exclaimed and Ron, Hermione, Harry, and I nodded our heads.

"Oh my and here I thought that Zel here had a bad family," Lina said.

"You talking about the fact that Rezo was his grandfather and great-grandfather?" Amelia questioned while Zelgadis was doing his best to ignore the conversation.

"huh? Grand and great grandfather? Now how…. Owww," Hermione said holding her head.

"Hermione stop thinking so hard! Now I've got a headache," I said holding my head.

"Gee….feels like when you two are arguing," Harry added.

"By the way what did he do?" Ron asked as he rubbed his temples.

"Oh he grabbed Hermione's butt thinking it was me," I replied as I stuffed some food into my mouth.

"Oh that's why he yelled I've touched a mudblood," Ron said.

"Yes that's why," I replied as I looked over to the Slythern table to look at my cousin. Malfoy looked ill and like he was about to throw up.

"Gee I wonder what he will do when he finds out he has been hitting on his cousin," I wondered and Harry picked it up.

"That will be a sight to see,"he answered smiling.

Our conversation would have continued but Dumbledore stood while McGonagall tapped her glass.

"I'm glad to announce the winners of the contest. Third place goes to Cho Chang."

The Ravenclaws cheered, and Dumbledore waited until it had settled down again.

"Second place goes to Seamus and Dean for their wonderful magical rendition of Abbot and Castillo "Who's on first"

"Of course he would have thought it was wonderful, he probable understood it," Ron said. We all chuckled while clapping for Seamus and Dean.

"It's how he talks," Fred added.

"Now before I tell you the first place winners I have an other award first. It is to our own Professor Snape for being the best teacher," Dumbledore said smiling. We all clapped while Snape was glaring at everyone. "Now what you have all been waiting for. First place winners are Miss Hermione Granger and Miss Amber Lanobi for a excellent job singing to "Man I feel like a Woman," he said. Hermione and I sat in shock at this.

"I don't believe it!" Hermione said while I just looked at her just as surprised. Everyone except for the Slytherins were cheering.

"You guys won! This is so cool!!!!" Ron said.

Later that night we were still partying in the Gryffindor tower. Lina, Gourry, Zelgadis and Amelia were also with us looking for any excuse to party. Hermione and I were still wearing Harry and Ron's shirts. We partied late into the night Harry, Ron Hermione and I were the last to leave the common room.

MOK:Hope you enjoyed it. I made it through an update without a problem.

DR: That's what you think. (smirks)

MOK: Uh oh I don't like the sound of that.

DR: (Evil laughter)

MOK: Umm...ok folks till next time. (starts to run)