A/N: Allo, allo! It is an update!
Sasuke was currently trying to get out of tonight's sleeping arrangement, yes he had lost another luck and chance game which meant another night in Naruto's room, but he had his own room, heck they even bought his bed! He was not going down without a fight, he slept in Naruto's room this whole week that he had been living here!
"Naruto?" Kakashi asked. Kakashi had been in the room this whole time, he even started the darn argument! Damn white haired cat! Probably was doing it because he was bored.
"Yeah?" Naruto asked somehow managing to pry himself away from his 'conversation' from Sasuke.
"Don't you have school to go to?"
"Oh, we're on holidays, unfortunately the day after tomorrow is school… urg! I don't wanna go to schoooool." Naruto whined.
"You are so annoying, I have to go to school as well, it's not that big of a deal," Sasuke said, cutting off Naruto's whine.
Sasuke wondered why he had to. True there were cats that were educated but he didn't want to be one of them, he was smart enough anyways! He had already done the nineth grade! He didn't need to go to high school.
"I'm going to check out the neighbourhood, okay?" Kakashi's voice called out.
"I'm going to go with you! Being around this dobe is making my head ache." Sasuke really was getting a headache, this kid was loud!
"Sasssuuuukkke!"
Twitch.
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In the end Naruto, Sasuke, Iruka and Kakashi went to visit their neighbours (don't ask Kakashi how they managed to get Iruka out with them).
They decided to check out the neighbours to his right, apparently there was someone's Sasuke's age. He didn't really want to meet her though from Naruto's description she was a biatch!
Naruto had said that he had a crush on her and whenever he asked her out she had said no, and usually said something like 'don't you get the hint, I don't like you' or things like that, but apparently Naruto never gave up.
They rung the doorbell, nothing happened, although from the corner of his eye he could have sworn that he saw the curtains flutter and a hint of pink.
"HEEELLLOOO!" Naruto yelled. "HELLLOOOO!"
A girl around his age opened. She was average height, had green eyes and short pink hair and was looking at Sasuke with a glint in his eye. "Hi, the owners are not home at the moment," the pink girl said shyly and fluttered her eye lashes at Sasuke. He wanted to hurl, she was actually fluttering her eye lashes?
"Neh, neh, Sakura-chan, why are you acting so shy? You usually would wack me over the head for yelling so loud, you and Ino both, you two are the loudest most obnoxious people I have-" Naruto was currently cut off by a punch the girl named Sakura threw, ah see so it was an act. Sasuke knew it!
"NARUTO!! You are the one to talk about being obnoxious! YOU! Are the most obnoxious person I have ever met! Do you even know what the word obnoxious means??!!" This girl honestly seemed like she was as loud as Naruto. They seemed perfect together, why doesn't she go out with him?
"I'm surprised you even know that word you wide foreheaded girl." A female voice called came from behind, they all turn, a blonde girl and a boy stepped out with their parents.
"It's you!" A boy with brown hair and red markings said. Ah, it was the guy from the animal shelter, Kiba was his name. Kiba was currently pointing at Sasuke and stomping towards him.
"Well done genius, it is me." Sasuke mocked.
"Why I outta give you a good punch in the face!" Kiba roared.
"Ooh so scared dog breath," Sasuke jeered, Kiba was such a jackass, stupid too by the looks of it, though he was a different brand of stupid, he wasn't Naruto stupid, Naruto was the cute kind of stupid…cute kind of stupid?
Sasuke didn't dwell on this too long, for now Kiba had retorted with the brilliant line of, "do you want to take this outside?"
Sasuke could have laughed to death and died a very happy cat. "We are outside, dumbass!"
In the background Sasuke could hear Sakura, Ino and Naruto fighting about something, figures Naruto would fight with the girls.
"Ino! Kiba! Sakura! Inside your rooms, inside your rooms NOW!" The red eyed woman screeched.
Ino, Kiba and Sakura, bowed their heads and went inside mumbling about something as they trod to their rooms.
"Hello Kurenai." Iruka greeted with a smile.
"Sorry about that Iruka, let's all go inside." The woman named Kurenai. She then looked to Kakashi and Sasuke. She blinked thrice. "Iruka, when did you get cats?"
"About a week from now." Iruka answered.
"We have a lot to talk about." Kurenai then proceeded to unlock the house and open the door.
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After a while the Kurenai woman forgave her kids (yes Kurenai is their mother) and allowed Naruto and Sasuke to 'play with them'.
Sasuke hadn't heard that phrase since he was three!
They were jammed into entertainment room, Kiba and Naruto on the couch playing Xbox or whatever you called it, he was playing too and for a 'virgin' as Kiba and Naruto called him, he was sure owning their asses!
Ino and Sakura were in the room, cheering Sasuke on. Sasuke could swear that they were both stalkers especially Sakura, he could swear that when he was in the bathroom he could feel her presence outside.
Sasuke really just wanted them to be quiet, couldn't they see he was loosing his concentration?
Naruto went down.
Sasuke took a drink from his soda.
"Sasuuuukke! Why do you always target me?" Naruto whined.
To which Sasuke replied. "Not until I don't have to sleep with you!"
This comment got everyone's attention.
"WHAT!" Ino and Sakura screamed, Kiba just looked on with a shocked expression.
"Err, guys it isn't what it sounds really, we just share the same bed…" Naruto reasoned, well more like tried to reason.
Sasuke could see some relief but everyone was still suspicious about their bed time arrangement.
"Really, right Sasuke?" Naruto was trying to gain some support and Sasuke wasn't about to deny Naruto support, he was going to school with these guys, he didn't want rumors about him flying around on the first day.
Kurenai burst into the room. "Kids! Kakashi had an allergic reaction, we are going to take him to the vet, we don't have enough space in the car, we need you stay here okay? Actually, ASUMA! Stay with the kids!"
Sasuke had no idea had no idea who or what Asuma was but he assumed that he came when they were up in the entertainment room.
Sasuke could tell she was in a panic and he couldn't blame her, he was kind of panicking too.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T GO WITH HIM!!?" Sasuke could hear Naruto yell.
"Sorry Naruto, I will drive, Iruka would be beside me and-"
"You have two more seats!" Sasuke interrupted.
"Kakashi is going to have to lie down?" Kurenai was loosing her patience, she was already halfway out the door.
"Be good kids! ASUMA! LOOK AFTER THE KIDS!" With that Kurenai disappeared, leaving an upset Naruto and Sasuke to be comforted by Ino, Kiba and Sakura.
All thoughts about Naruto and Sasuke's sleeping arrangements forgotten.
A/N: What's going to happen to Kakashi? Find out on the next instalment! Reviews would be nice!
