I'm at a loss of plot. I don't know what Sakon and Ukon's purpose is. But I just come up with stuff when I start typing. So, we'll never know. I don't own Naruto. Plain and simple. This takes place a week later.
Sasori couldn't get Kaiyada's threat out of his head. Even now, in his comfort zone on the hill. That hill was where the redhead went to forget his problems. But now, all he was thinking about was his problems.
I'm sure Sakon and Ukon won't appreciate what you've done! Then you'll pay! Not that her words frightened him or anything, but Sasori was wondering why they would be involved. I know that tweedle dee and tweedle dumb do whatever she says, much like the others, contemplated the redhead, but, what do they plan on doing? If it's attack Akatsuki they don't know what they're against. God, this is so troublesome… There was a shuffling of feet, causing Sasori to look up.
"Did I interrupt something?" asked Itachi, taking a seat next to Sasori. Sasori remained quiet. The ebony haired teen kept a straight face while leaning back, resting his head on the cool grass. This was one of the few times Itachi had let his guard down. When the red eyed teen was around Kisame though, he was relaxed, almost at peace. But, it felt nice to calm down a little.
Sasori snorted, Itachi looking up at him questioningly. "What?" asked the taller of the two. Sasori looked down at the fellow Akatsuki member. "I'm just wondering why you're where? Get tired of Kisame already?" Itachi sat up for a quick second, flicked Sasori in the forehead, and then laid back down. The redhead's hand went up to his forehead and rubbed it gently.
"What was that for?" asked Sasori annoyed.
Itachi shrugged. "If you want to get smart like my brother, I'll treat you like my brother. What's troubling you?" Sasori removed his hand from his head and looked down. Maybe Itachi knew what to do. He is a genius after all. But, the shorter teen didn't want his help. He would figure this out on his own. "Why would you be concerned? It's not like you have the answer for it…like you do for everything." huffed Sasori. Itachi's gaze stayed on Sasori, thinking to himself. "Kaiyada's bothering you. What she said is anyway." stated the teen after a few minutes.
Sasori looked over at Itachi. How'd he figure it out? "Your face showed it. Once I mentioned Kaiyada, you're eyes widened." Itachi answered calmly. The redhead nodded. "So? What are you think I should do about it?" Itachi shrugged. "Whatever you feel like doing. It's you problem, not mine." he claimed.
"Some help you are."
Itachi sat up. "What do you want me to do? You got yourself into this by being so secretive about your relationship. If anything, it's you're fault not Deidara's." he said. Sasori glared at the teen. "Oh really? How do you figure? And where do you get off saying it's my fault?!" countered the redhead. Itachi was seriously pissing Sasori off, something a lot of people were doing lately. Something those people should have thought twice about doing.
"Well you, being one with issues of opening up to others, felt it pointless to let others now of you and Deidara-kun. You wouldn't even tell us, who you could trust with your life. Being so to yourself about this caused Kaiyada to find her chance to reveal you. She says it's because she's jealous but that can't be the entire reason. Anyone having any information that could put them on top would certainly use it. Poor Deidara-kun suffered for it." Sasori's eye twitched with anger. How dare he make Sasori the one at fault! That rich bastard had no right to say what he did!
Sasori's look changed for one of hate to one of understanding. "I see what you're going with this," he started, "You're saying I shouldn't have been as secretive as I was. That I shouldn't have worried about what others might have said. But, would you have told everyone information that was none of their business? Oh wait, that's right…you hardly say two words to anyone. So what makes you think you can go around saying I slipped up by not saying anything when you hardly say anything at all!" he screamed at the black haired boy. Sasori breathed heavily and got up to leave, but turned sharply when Itachi grabbed him by the wrist.
"Let me go." demanded the redhead. Itachi didn't release the teen. Sasori tried to pull himself free causing Itachi make his grip tighter. "I told you to let me go." ordered the teen once more. "Calm down and sit back down." answered Itachi. Sasori glared at the red eyed teen but complied grudgingly. "I know you're mad, but all this did happen because of your secretiveness. You got yourself out of this for now, but you need to keep a leveled head and get yourself out of the rest of this ordeal." explained the teen.
Sasori looked away. "Why are you so much better at analyzing things than me? It's like you're a super computer or something." wondered the redhead aloud. Itachi smirked. "I hardly think things over. It just comes naturally. So, what are you going to do? About Kaiyada and her group, I mean?" Sasori looked up at the clouds and the setting sun. "Do what I always do. Wait and see what happens, and then make my move. Don't want to rush into things." Itachi nodded and got up. "Where are you going?" asked Sasori. Itachi looked over his shoulder towards the brown eyed teen. "I have to get back to Kisame's apartment. He and Zabuza started some 'see who the stronger one is' kind of battle. I left without him knowing and he might begin to wonder after a while. Might have started wondering, just didn't do anything about it. I'll see you later." Itachi walked off shortly after explaining it to Sasori.
Sasori rested his head in his hands. This was the first time Itachi was help to anyone other than himself. Sure, the Uchiha would give advice…but not enough to really be considered help. He really helped Sasori though. The taller teen helped the redhead figure out what he needed to do.
We're going to need all the help we can get. I wonder if Deidara would be interested…
--The next day--
Deidara's day went pretty well. He talked with Naruto for a while…went on a little longer than he wanted. Blonde could talk a lot, Deidara knew that. He was a little annoyed with the fact that each of Kaiyada's puppets were throwing glares at him. Puppets? Well, she did control their every more. She told them where to go, what to do, and even when to do it. Also, a few people still looked at him with disbelief. Dammit, take a picture. It lasts longer, angrily thought the blonde. Deidara wouldn't let that ruin his day. It didn't!
"Yo blondie!" exclaimed Hidan, tackling Deidara to the ground. That ruined his day. The white haired teen has been doing that all day. A few other Akatsuki members were coming up to Deidara randomly as well. The strangest event involving Akatsuki was Itachi…being NICE to the blonde. A shocker, I know. But that has been going on throughout the day.
"Hidan…get the fuck off of me!" ordered Deidara. Hidan nodded and got off the blonde, helping said blonde onto his feet. "Why are you guys acting so weird? I mean, Itachi's being nice!" Hidan's lavender eyes widened in shock. "Oh my fucking god! Itachi's being nice?! That is so god damn fucking scary!" joked Hidan, pretending to be afraid. Deidara rolled his eyes and headed towards his locker, Hidan close behind.
"Why are you following me anyway? What do you want?" questioned the blonde, grabbing a book from his locker. Hidan looked around cautiously then brought Deidara close. "That Karin girl has been following me. She says she's…" he took a dramatic pause, "interested in me. That girl has issues." Deidara nodded slowly but stopped. That doesn't sound right…not after what he's heard about Karin from Sasuke.
--Flashback--
"Sasuke, some redhead's staring at you." Deidara told Sasuke at lunch one day a few days ago. Sasuke groaned and turned. The girl blushed, pushed her glasses up, and turned back to her group. "Who is she?" asked the blonde. The emo kid hmph-ed. "That's Karin. The girl's so annoying. Always stalking me and trying to get me to go out with her." Deidara raised an eyebrow.
"Really?"
Sasuke nodded. "Why won't you go out with her? Is something wrong with her?" the blue eyed teen. Sasuke got up and turned to leave but not before answering, "I'm gay. And there's already someone I like. Even if I was straight, why would I go out with a stalker like her?"
--End of flashback--
Deidara stared at Hidan sternly. "Not possible. Karin's into Sasuke. She's obsessed with him." He claimed. Hidan blinked and smirked. "Ha! She thought she had me! But I got her, thanks blondie! Oh and sit with us at lunch." said Hidan, racing off. Deidara groaned. How he got mixed up with the Akatsuki and decided to stay in it was beyond him.
Deidara closed his locker and headed to his next class. Kaiyada was staring at Deidara again, the blonde knew she was. She was always at the same corner when she stalked him before. But now, she just glares like her little cronies and walks away. Deidara glared back at the now short haired girl, totally not paying attention to where he was going. But that's typical now a days that it's almost expected of Deidara…okay, I expect it but I'm the authoress, what do you expect?
Anyway, the blonde 'totally unexpectedly' ran into some guy that happened to be in 'his way.' Deidara looked up to see some ginger haired guy with what seemed like fifty-million piercing. All of them on his face. That had to hurt, thought Deidara, making a face. The teen glared down at Deidara. "You're in my way." he said coldly. Deidara made another face, this time so that the guy could see it. "Whatever. You were in my way. So move." demanded the blonde. Deidara moved to his right, but the teen moved to the right as well, blocking Deidara's way.
"Move, kid. I'm not in the mood."
"Yeah, that'd work out a lot better if it went like this. You move to the left and I move to the right and we keep going." Deidara moved to his right and held his hands out in a questioning way. "See? How much easier is this now that one of us is out of the others' way?" asked the blonde. The ginger haired teen glared down at Deidara, who was quite a bit shorter than the pierced teen. "I got you, kid." said the taller teen, walking off. Everyone near by moved to give said teen room. Must be feared by everyone, thought the blonde, Not that I care. If I'm not afraid of Sasori, I'm not afraid of him.
Deidara smiled to himself while heading to his Jiraiya's class before heading to lunch.
"Okay! Today we're going to study the female anatomy. To give a proper demonstration, I have a current picture of the sexy model Hasegawa Yuki!" announced Jiraiya-sensei. Deidara didn't really consider him a sensei since all he does is talk about porn and write his porn-filled books. But said books are bestsellers, so Jiraiya's not really complaining. One of his top buyers happens to be none other than Hatake Kakashi. Guy's in love with them. If Kakashi could, he would probably marry his books.
Jiraiya-sensei practically ran to the front of the class and pulled down the overhead projector, revealing the famous female model. She was making a very…provocative pose. Jiraiya surely couldn't keep his eyes off it, because they were almost popping out of his head to get a better look of Yuki's breast. Deidara rolled his eyes and laid his head down. It wasn't that the image was too erotic…yeah, it was. Deidara was up all night working on an art project and he was tired. So, a little sleep while Jiraiya took care of his little 'problem' would do the blonde some good. But he couldn't sleep…what with the lecherous giggles coming from Jiraiya. Also, he wondered what was up with that kid with the piercing all over his face. After what Deidara said, the kid might have something against the blonde. And what's going to happen at lunch was beyond Deidara.
I'll just have to wait and see…
--4th period lunch--
Deidara sat at the Akatsuki table early in the lunch period. Kisame and Sasori were already there and Deidara was guessing that the others were going to show up eventually.
"Why aren't you getting lunch, Deidara-san?" asked Kisame, sharpening some random knife he snuck into school. You could smuggle anything into this school and not get caught. Plenty of guys brought porn from home and didn't get caught, that's for sure. Deidara sighed. "The food sucks here. Today it's mystery stew. And I don't want to know what the mystery of it is." Deidara then made a disgusted face. Sasori patted the blonde on the head softly.
"You know, I've never seen you eat, Sasori-kun. Why is that?" asked Deidara. Sasori looked away, a slight blush on his face. "There's nothing good here. Besides, I don't eat much anyway." admitted the redhead. "That's why he's so small. Damn kid hasn't gotten his fucking growth spurt because of how little he eats. You'd think he's starving himself!" half yelled Hidan, making his presence known before he's actually there. Sasori glared at the white haired teen. "Shut the fuck up, Jashin worshipper." Hidan crossed his arms. "Hell yeah and proud of it, dammit!"
Sasori was about to say something but was stopped by Tobi racing towards the table. Poor thing was running so fast that he ran past the table, causing a gust of wind to blow past them. "Damn brat! Messed up my fucking hair!" cursed Hidan loudly, fixing his hair. "Is it always about your hair?" wondered Itachi, taking a seat next to Kisame. Hidan grinned. "Like with you, yes it is." He countered.
Tobi walked up to the table a second later, out of breath. "Everyone!" said Tobi happily. "Tobi." they responded. "What's wrong? Why were you running?" asked Deidara. Tobi looked at Deidara, then at everyone else. "Leader-sama wanted me to tell you-""No need to tell them now that I'm here, Tobi." claimed so called 'Leader-sama.'
I recognize that voice, thought Deidara. He looked up and saw the pierced ginger haired teen glaring down at him. "It's you." said the teen. Deidara smirked up at said teen. "What? Come to say 'I'm sorry'? Go ahead, but it won't accomplish much." said Deidara, arrogance clearly heard in his voice. The Akatsuki members looked over at each other, and then over at the blonde with disbelief. Deidara blinked obliviousness in his eyes.
"What?"
"Leader-sama, please excuse Deidara-san. He doesn't understand what's going on." spoke Itachi to Leader-sama. Leader nodded. "I can see that." Deidara looked over around the table. "What the hell? What the hell's going on?" he asked. Sasori grabbed the blonde and pulled the teen to him. "That's Pein. But refer to him as Leader-sama. Only Konan is allowed to call Leader-sama by his name." whispered the redhead to Deidara.
Deidara raised an eyebrow. "Why would I need to refer to him as Leader-sama?" Hidan smacked Deidara in the back of the head. "That's cause we're asking you to join Akatsuki, dumbass."
This chapter's short but it gets to the point. This chapter sucks, I think it does anyway. I didn't know what to write at all. I had a brain relapse throughout this whole thing. Please review if you pity me. And please help me feel more inspired to write a better chapter.