I got my inspiration back. Yeah I got it from watching Mikami from Death Note. God…that man is sexy! And so is Near and Light, even though Light is slightly crazy...(Drools over Near, Mikami, and Light) Oh, sorry…This chapter has some scenes that some of you might not find suitable. Who am I kidding, this is probably the scene you've been waiting for! Evil little me has been keeping it locked away in my mind and made you all suffer. Mwahahaha!! I don't own Naruto and never will!!
"Me? Join Akatsuki?" wondered Deidara, pointing to himself. Sasori nodded and smile a small smile. "Of course you, brat. We could use you in Akatsuki." he said. Deidara nodded in understanding but suddenly stopped. The blonde had another question about why he was asked to join. "But, why me?" Deidara asked again. Hidan groaned. "He just said why, you dip shit." Deidara shook his head. "I know why. But, what qualities could I possibly have that would benefit you?" Hidan blinked and looked over at the others.
"What can he do? All he's done is plan that Kaiyada-bitch's demise."
Sasori grabbed Deidara's face gently and turned it to the side, tilting his head to get a better view. Deidara stared at Sasori in bewilderment. "Deidara can fight, I learned that from experience. He can also analyze his situation and plan out a way to solve said situation. That's all I can make out from just looking. Do you have any other qualities we should know of?" asked the redhead finally, his hot breath ghosting over Deidara's skin. The blonde shivered and blushed lightly. Sasori smirked. "He also gets flustered easily." he added, brushing Deidara's bang away from his face. Pein cleared his throat. "If you're done, Sasori." Said teen glared at the ginger haired teen and backed away from his blonde lover. "What can you do…?" "Deidara." answered the teen. Pein nodded. "Deidara. What can you do?"
Deidara grinned widely and dug through his backpack. Sasori, much like the other members of Akatsuki, wondered what was in the bag. They had some odd ideas of what was in there. For example, Hidan thought Deidara was going to pull out a severed head. He quickly dismissed the idea since he was the kind of person to do that, not the blue eyed teen. Tobi thought Deidara had something for Tobi. But, they all knew that Tobi wasn't going to get anything with how annoying Deidara finds him. It's true. Deidara has found the masked teen a nuisance since said masked teen first spoke to him. No surprise there.
Deidara smiled smugly as he pulled out a clay bird. Sasori and Hidan blinked in confusion. "A bird? A BIRD?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH A FUCKING BIRD?!" yelled the white haired teen. "Yeah? What can we do with a bird?" asked Sasori, still confused but way calmer about it than the hysterically yelling teen next to him. The blonde shook his head disapprovingly and got up, walking towards the exit. "Hidan, go follow him." ordered Pein. Hidan's head snapped to glare at Pein. "Why the fuck do I have to fucking do it?!" he demanded to know. Itachi and the rest of Akatsuki pushed past the Jashin worshipper.
"If you're not going to do it, then stay here." Itachi put it simply. Hidan glared and crossed his arms, foot tapping impatiently. "Ugh, dammit!" groaned the teen, chasing after them.
Deidara had taken three clay birds and formed them into a small circle outside of the school. Heh, this is gonna be fun, thought Deidara, a crazy grin plastered to his face. The blonde really had grown attached to blowing things up. Hell, he had blown up half of his last school and wasn't afraid to blow up half of his new one. But then he'd have to deal with that psycho principal Tsunade and Deidara didn't want that. She's too damn scary, even for Deidara.
"What's with the birds, Deidara-sempai?" asked Tobi, leading the group out to where Deidara was. The blonde turned to look at Tobi. "Sempai?" he asked. "Ignore him. Really, just tell us about the birds." Kakuzu answered quickly. Deidara grabbed one of the birds. "Well, it-" Kakuzu stopped him. "Not what they do. How much it would cost to make them. That's what really matters." Everyone sweat dropped and shook their heads. "It doesn't cost you a thing. I make them." responded Deidara monotonously. The black haired teen nodded to himself. "Okay, go ahead." For the money advisor of Akatsuki, he took their money very seriously.
"Thank you. These birds aren't just art. They leave an explosive expression on people. Anyone willing to test one out? All you have to do is throw it." explained Deidara. No one other than Tobi offered to do it. "Fine. Here Tobi and just throw it in any direction. Make sure it doesn't hit anything." said the blonde, handing Tobi a clay bird. Tobi held it carefully and just stared at it. "Deidara-sempai, this is too good to throw." he said after a couple of minutes. Hidan groaned and grabbed the bird from Tobi. "Since you're not going to throw this fucking thing, I will. I got something I need to do in a few minutes." Hidan dropped the bird onto the ground, causing a huge explosion. Deidara, who was a few feet away from the rest, shook his head in disappointment. I told them to throw it, not just throw it down on the ground by them, he thought, stupid Hidan…
"What the fucking hell?!" yelled Hidan for the umpteenth time today. He, like the rest of Akatsuki, were covered in ash that followed the explosion. "It's you're fault we're covered in ash, you stupid idiot. Didn't Deidara tell you to throw it?" complained Sasori, brushing some of the remains of the clay off of himself. The rest nodded in agreement. The white haired teen simply flipped Sasori off and stormed away.
"That was impressive. Any of your explosives stronger than these?" Pein asked, arms crossed. Deidara had come from his hiding spot and was collecting his birds. He nodded. "The bigger it is the more damage it causes. One bomb caused so much damage it was so fucking awesome!" That crazy grin was plastered on his face again. "What did it destroy, Deidara-sempai?" wondered the masked teen. "Nothing big. Just half of my last school, that's all." answered the blonde, his back turned away from Tobi. Half of his school…with that much power I can rule with an iron fist, contemplated Pein.
"So? Am I in or what?" asked the blonde, his hands on his hips. Pein looked up at the teen. "Yeah, but you have to do one thing before you can join." said the ginger haired teen. Deidara blinked. "What is it? I can take it!" Leader smirked evilly. "You have to…"
--Next day, before school starts--
Deidara's eye twitched in disgust. It's been doing that since Pein told him what he needed to do. Not only did the blue eyed teen find it cruel, he found it unusual too. Cruel and unusual punishment for something he hasn't even done yet! That's what it was and he wasn't about to go through with it. However, he didn't have much of a choice. What with Pein forcing him to do it and the look in Sasori's eyes. They practically begged him to say yes. He couldn't say no to those eyes. Deidara thought Sasori was going to cry if he said no. Of course, he knew the redhead wouldn't but he looked like he would.
They're going to be here any minute, Deidara thought sadly. Sasori and some other member of Akatsuki were supposed to come by his house and see to it that Deidara went through with this little 'initiation.' The blonde didn't know who the other person was. He just hoped it wasn't Hidan. Anyone but Hidan would be fine.
The doorbell rang at that moment. Deidara sighed heavily and got up to answer to the door. The bell rang two or three more times before he got to it, opening it grudgingly. Sasori stood in the door way, a girl with blue hair and a few piercing behind him. "About time you opened the door. I thought you'd never let us in." joked the redhead, pulling Deidara into a sweet kiss. The blonde deepened the kiss, tracing his tongue over Sasori's bottom lip. Said teen opened his mouth, giving Deidara's tongue room to roam around.
The blue haired girl cleared her throat loudly, making the kissing teens stop and look up at her. "Oh yeah, this is Konan. She's the other member of Akatsuki and she's going to help you with your initiation." Sasori informed Deidara. The blonde nodded and looked up at Konan's hair. "Is that really your hair color?" he asked. Konan giggled and shook her head. "No I dye it. Now if only Sakura would be willing to tell everyone she dyes her hair. Come on, lead me to your room." Deidara got out of Sasori's embrace and led Konan and Sasori up to his room. The room was a dark blue and had powders, clay moldings, and chunks of clay cluttered his room. Konan looked around with interest.
"So, you do work with explosives." She thought aloud, picking up a vile of white powder. Deidara nodded. "Un, Pein told you?" Konan looked over her shoulder at the blonde. "No. Your boyfriend did. He doesn't stop talking about you. It's like…he's found someone and he's not about to let you go." she answered sweetly. Sasori turned a bright red and looked off to the side. Dammit Konan, are you trying to embarrass me?!
"Let's just get this over with. Do your worst." said Deidara, sitting on his bed. Konan smiled wickedly and opened a black bag that she cam with. The bag had make up of all kinds. Blush, eye shadow, lip liner you name it, Konan's got it. The blue haired girl grabbed a tube of eye liner and opened it. "Ok Deidara, hold still…"
--Noon. Lunch time! --
Deidara looked at himself with Konan's mirror for the fifteenth time today. He couldn't believe how…girly he looked. Konan had put black eye liner around his eyes to help them stand out and then some mascara to make his lashes stand out. Without the mascara, you could still see Deidara's thick eyelashes. She put some ice blue eye shadow on Deidara's eyelids and light pink lip gloss on his lips. You couldn't imagine how much Deidara was dreading this day. Not only did he have to wear make up, but he had to wear his hair down and he had to wear a dress…a dress! A pink one at that. Luckily, Deidara got to wear ballet flats and not heels like Konan was trying to convince him to wear. Thank god the day was half over.
Throughout the day, however, Deidara got either hit on or made fun of for dressing the way he did. A lot of yaoi fangirls found it absolutely adorable that Deidara was doing what he did. Knowing their perverted minds, they thought the blonde was doing it so he could get special attention from Sasori. Naruto and Kiba couldn't stop laughing, Ino and Sakura wouldn't stop pestering him about how cute he looked, and Akatsuki laughed behind his back. Even Itachi found this funny. But Konan would defend him saying all of them had to do the same thing. That didn't stop them from laughing, though.
"Hey princess, how's it going?" said Hidan smoothly, gliding into the seat next to Deidara. The now feminine Deidara glared at and smacked the white haired teen. "Shut your fucking trap. I'm not in the mood." said the blonde sourly. Hidan rubbed his cheek and muttered a 'pms-ing much?' The blonde sat straight up, his blue eyes iced over it hate.
"What the fuck did you just say?!"
"You heard me, dammit!"
Out of no where, Sasori grabbed Hidan's head and pounded it into the table. "Leave Deidara-chan alone. He's suffering enough as it is." demanded the redhead, bringing Deidara into a tight embrace. Deidara blushed and his ice blue eyes blinked in a cute confused way. "-chan?" he wondered. Sasori nodded and pouted sadly. "I like chan at the end of your name. You don't mind, do you Deidara-chan?" Sasori then batted his eyelashes at the blonde. Deidara looked away from the redhead, trying to avoid his eyes. Those eyes could trick him into anything. "Oh, fine! You can call me Deidara-chan." gave in the blonde. Sasori smirked jubilantly and left kisses on Deidara's neck, nipping and biting at the tanned neck from time to time. The blonde tried to stifle a moan, but failed miserably.
Hidan just stared, mouth agape, at the sight before him. Some others that appeared at the time did the same. "Jashin-sama, this is making me so horny." muttered the white haired teen. Deidara cracked an eye open, which widened quickly once he saw the rest of Akatsuki watching. The blonde lightly pushed Sasori away, a deep red blush covering his face. "Awww, it's over?" asked Konan, elbows propped on the table. "Yeah, it's over." answered Deidara sternly, placing his hands on each side of his face. The blue eyed teen was definitely blushing; his face was warm beyond belief.
"You've got the mannerism of a girl down, Deidara-sempai." claimed Tobi, trying to make Deidara feel better. Said blue eyed teen's shoulders slumped in defeat. "Um…Deidara-sempai?" wondered Tobi. "I just can't win, can I?" whined the blonde. Everyone was quiet for a minute or so before answering with a blunt, "No, not really." "How much more of this?" asked the newest student, looking up at Pein, eyes full of hope. Pein smirked at Deidara.
"Two more days."
"Nani?!" screeched Deidara. Pein chuckled lightly. "Don't worry, you can take it off at night. But Konan and Sasori will be there over the next two days to make sure you do as you promised." Deidara rested his chin in the palm of his hand. "Kami-sama hates me this week." he said, clearly pissed off with the world. Pein patted Deidara on the head. "It's ok, Deidara-chan." Sasori pulled the blonde close to him. "No one calls Deidara-chan -chan but me." he said protectively. Pein simply brushed it off. "Whatever, he's your boyfriend."
The bell rang, ending the lunch period. "Good luck with the rest of the day, Dei Dei-chan!" shouted Hidan smugly. The blonde threw some random book at the white haired teen's head, but missed. "Dammit!" cursed Deidara. Sasori laughed aloud and kissed Deidara on the cheek. "You're so irascible, Deidara-chan. I'll see you later." The redhead grabbed his books and headed to fifth period. Deidara smiled to himself. Even if his day wasn't as he hoped, Sasori could always make it better.
--Later on that day. At Deidara's house--
"Damn make up. How can girls wear this much crap on their faces?" muttered Deidara while scrubbing his face. Sasori, who was standing in the doorway, shrugged his shoulders. "They do it to look pretty. Konan does it for Pein but it goes unnoticed most of the time." he responded. Deidara's hand stopped its rapid up and down motion as Deidara turned to look at the redhead. "What?" asked Sasori. "How do you know that?" asked the blue eyed teen. A blush crept its way to Sasori's face along with a harsh glare. "When I joined Akatsuki I had to do the same thing. We all did, so don't think we're just singling you out. The one that made the most convincing girl was Itachi. But he looks like one, even without make up." he explained. Deidara nodded. "But what about Konan? She couldn't have done it since she's already a girl." The redhead pushed himself off the doorway. "Konan was already in Akatsuki when I joined. Come on, you're face is clean of any make up. Anymore scrubbing and your skin will peel away." Sasori grabbed Deidara's wrist and pulled him out of the bathroom.
"Hey!" squeaked the blonde as he was thrown onto the bed. Sasori climbed onto the bed and straddled the blonde's hips. "What's the matter, Dei Dei-chan? Did I hurt you?" wondered Sasori seductively. The redhead ran his fingers through Deidara's blonde hair and blew in the blonde's ear softly. Deidara moaned in response. "Don't worry, I'll make it all better." Sasori whispered, his tongue tracing Deidara's inner ear. Deidara shivered with pleasure, wrapping his arms around his lover's neck. "Sasori…" he moaned. The redhead shivered from the same pleasure Deidara shivered from a moment ago. He loved it when Deidara moaned like that. It filled him with so many naughty mental images that he couldn't help but get hard from.
Sasori took hold of Deidara's lips in a deep heated kiss. Deidara parted his lips, hoping for Sasori to ask for entrance. The shorter teen complied and plunged his hot muscle into the blonde's mouth. Both tongues lapped over one another, both trying to dominate over the other. Sasori's tongue went over Deidara's entire mouth, remembering the sweet taste of mint. Deidara took his time savoring the strawberry flavor he had grown so used to tasting. The blonde didn't think he'd be able to live without the taste of strawberry now, thanks to Sasori.
Both Deidara and Sasori gasped for breath and gazed deeply into each other's eyes. Deidara saw hunger and lust in Sasori's brown eyes. Sasori saw the same in Deidara's blue eyes. He wants this just as much as I do, thought the redhead. Deidara looked up at Sasori, waiting to see what happened next. "S…Sasori?" asked the blonde. Sasori blinked and looked down at Deidara. "You really want this, don't you?" he asked, nipping at Deidara's neck. The blonde didn't answer. He grinded his hips against the redheads, loving the friction he got from it. Sasori moaned a feeling of ecstasy coursing through his veins. His eyes then widened as if he realized something.
"Does that answer your question?" asked Deidara, licking Sasori's cheek. Sasori just looked down sadly at the blonde and got up. Deidara sat up, confusion now in his eyes. "What's wrong? Sasori?" Sasori looked away from the teen, took hold of his things, and headed towards the door. "Sasori?! Answer me, what is the matter with you?!" demanded Deidara. Sasori looked back. "I just remembered something I needed to do. I'm sorry. We'll finish this later, I promise." he said.
Deidara quickly pulled the redhead back into the room and held him close. "You're lying. I know you are. If you had somewhere to be, you wouldn't have started what you did." stated the blonde in Sasori's ear. The shorter teen sighed, a little frustrated. "Now you're mad. What's going on?" asked the blue eyed teen. Sasori answered Deidara's question with a stern look and a question of his own. "Don't you feel that someone is watching you? Like we're being followed or something?" Deidara blinked and looked around his room. "No. Why, do you feel it?" He really didn't get what was going on. Sasori quickly waved his hand. "Don't worry about it now. I'll tell you more about this feeling tomorrow." he claimed, giving Deidara a chaste kiss and left. "I'll see you tomorrow, Dei Dei-chan."
Deidara yelled a 'bye' back to the redhead and went to sit on his bed. The blonde thought long and hard on what just happened. Don't you feel that someone is watching you? Like we're being followed or something? What Sasori said kept repeating itself in Deidara's mind. Whatever Sasori meant by 'following' was really bothering said teen. Oh great, not this again, thought Deidara angrily. Reason one for being angry was that he had to deal with someone stalking him again. Kami-sama knew last time pissed Deidara off. Reason two was that he and Sasori were about to have some fun and they didn't get to finish because of Sasori's feeling of being watched. Both ticked the blonde off to no fucking end.
But, Deidara had this under control. Hmph, nothing he and the others couldn't handle…
Yes! I feel so good now! I knew what I was doing for this chapter. You don't know how good it felt to write that little SasoDei part! I wanna write a lemon so much but can't because of my fear of getting caught. You know you want to write something you shouldn't, but know you can't because of people reading over your shoulder. They read some little part about clothes coming off and they go off on you! That's never happened to me and I don't want it to happen. Anyway, please review! Let me know if you enjoyed the SasoDei moment. I know I did! Ja Ne!