GF is Gay-Friend: the Exquisite Tale of Hyuuka Hinato
Disclaimer: Bakamoto
Genre : AU/Humour/Romance/Ecchi/Shounen Ai/Shoujo Ai
Type: Continuation
Rate: E
Pairings: Hinata-Sasuke, Hinata-Naruto, Hinata-Gaara, Hinata-Sakura, and others
Summary: OOC. Sasuke was afraid of commitment, but his family planned to engage him. Depressed, he asked his best friend to cross-dress as a guy to trick his whole family! Hyuuga Hinata was now: HYUUKA HINATO!
GF is Gay-Friend:
The Exquisite Tale of Hyuuka Hinato
Flashback of Last Chapter:
"That is why; I need your help, Hinata-tan!" Sasuke stood up from his seat and sat at the floor besides Hinata's sofa. He took Hinata's right hand with him, clutching it with both of his. He raised his head and looked at her with full determination and seriousness that he could force on his already stiff face.
Hinata straightened her sitting position. She was blushing, shocked with the sudden change in Sasuke's behavior. He was never this serious with her, and the look he was wearing now, showed her that he was not the little spoiled guy that she knew from years ago. This was a man, on a bended knees yearning something from her. That only she could fulfill.
"Sa- suke-kun…?" Hinata's blush became deeper.
She never saw this Sasuke-kun, why suddenly she felt nervous?
"Please… Hinata-tan…"
Both of them were silent, as if mustering courage to not faint.
"Please, be my GAY FRIEND!"
"Eh?"
Elsewhere, Itachi sneezed.
Chapter 2: Introducing the Makeover!
"From now on, you're Hyuuka Hinato!"
In the buzzing street of Shibuya, Tokyo, a girl was being dragged by a handsome guy. The long haired girl was blushing madly, and she couldn't do much to resist all the dragging done by the guy.
"Sasuke-kun? Where are we going?" Hinata squeaked.
"You promised to help me, so we're going to do a lot of things to prepare for it!" replied Sasuke; he didn't bother to stop dragging or to look at Hinata when he said it.
"But I said I'll just help a bit!" Hinata argued.
"When you said yes to me, there're no such things as 'a bit' or 'too much'. You'll help me until things are done!" replied Sasuke again, this time he took a turn on a road around 109 buildings, passing lots of shops on the way, until he stopped in front of a building. A large flashy pink sign was on top of the building, it was read as "Belle Ame".
Hinata rolled her eyes, suddenly feeling the urge to bash someone's head to a nearby lamp pole. Why did those Japanese always using foreign words that possibly they didn't even understand themselves? Lame, but somehow it's still entertaining.
"Hinata-tan, we're coming inside…" Sasuke pulled Hinata's hand that he was holding.
"This place!? You can't be serious, Sasuke-kun! This place has gay aura written all over it!" Hinata pulled Sasuke's hand back. No way was she going inside there.
"Because this place has gay aura, that's exactly why we're here! Remember what we agreed on before?"
"Please, Hinata-tan, please… I beg you! I need you to be my gay friend to trick my whole family!" Sasuke pleaded on a bended knee.
"Isn't it easier to act as your girl friend instead?" Hinata still tried to knock some sense into Sasuke's head. No way was she going to cross dress as a guy and pretend to be Sasuke's gay lover.
"What? Having you pretend as my girlfriend and us married in the end? That's just impossible! If mother and Itachi-niisan knows that you're just pretending to be my girlfriend, I'm surely going to be wed to Haruno! Not to mention that the business relationship between our families might turn into a bad direction afterwards!" reasoned Sasuke, which made sense.
"But why being a gay?" Hinata wanted to know more, hoping to find a flaw in Sasuke's plan.
"When my family realized that I am a gay, they will not force me to marry Haruno. If they think that I'm a gay, they'll just clone me instead of marrying me. Thus, I'm free of being committed forever! We're going to break up when they believe that I'm indeed a gay, and after that I could continue my celibacy. This is a long-term solution!" explained Sasuke with starry eyes.
Hinata felt like throwing Sasuke out from her window, falling for 30 levels above the ground will squish Sasuke for good. That way, he did not even need to be committed to anything else in the world.
"Why me, Sasuke-kun…?" asked Hinata, weary and depressed.
Sasuke stared deeply into her eyes; he was silent before in the end he said;
"Because you are the only one that I could trust, Hinata-tan… I could not turn for help to anyone but you. Please help me, please save my future… my virginity… and my celibacy…" Sasuke begged.
Hinata didn't even know how to say 'no' now. The sad lines said by Sasuke with his puppy eyes were already giving her off. But her sanity still tried to doubt Sasuke; she would never do what he planned!
"What if one of us falls in love to each other?" This was her last try to put Sasuke's plan off.
Sasuke furrowed his eyebrows, wondering how Hinata could say something like that.
"Duh, Hinata-tan, if you wanted to ignore my plan, you have to try better than that. We both know that we are the most platonic friend all over the world," Sasuke rolled his eyes.
Bulls eye answer, Sasuke. He got you there, right, Hinata? Both of them know that they were so platonic to each other that Hinata didn't even mind Sasuke glomping her and squeezed his head on her breasts.
"Please… please Hinata-tan? It would only be for sometime…please?" Sasuke put on his most powerful puppy eyes that he could muster.
Hinata didn't know what got on her when she muttered the word "Fine…"
"Done doing the flash back roll, Hinata-tan?" asked Sasuke, realizing that Hinata was silent all the time. Hinata didn't say anything, and when Sasuke pulled her again to go inside the building, Hinata didn't fight back.
The bell on top of the door chimed when they got in. Hinata could smell the fragrance of potpourri and everything was colored in pink or red inside the building. What the heck was this!? Who the heck celebrated Valentine's Day party under the scorching sun of summer?
"Irasshaimasuuuu~" Hinata heard a sing sang voice from behind a curtain that closed the employee area with the guests room. Hinata could hear some footsteps coming closer, possibly the voice owner was skipping.
"AH! SASUKE-KYUUNNN~!!!!" the voice owner squealed and hurried to give Sasuke a glomp… but the effort was stopped abruptly when Sasuke planted his right foot on the person's face.
"Foot, meet Deidara. Deidara, foot."
Hinata sweat-dropped. Wasn't there any normal way to introduce someone?
"Ahhh, it's been awhile, un, Sasuke-kun?" Deidara grinned; Hinata could still see the obvious foot print on his face.
"It won't be 'awhile' if you didn't try to rape me the last time," Sasuke shivered, recalling the bitter memory.
"Ah, who's this pretty girl here? Hi, I'm Deidara! How do you do, little girl, un?" Deidara acted like he didn't hear Sasuke's words. He smiled brightly at her, proving the work of whitening toothpaste.
Hinata was staring at Deidara the whole time, from head to toe. Was the person in front of her really a guy? He had shiny long blond hair, which his hair bang covered his left eye. He got a slender and tall body, almost as tall as Sasuke, who was actually more than a foot taller than Hinata. Hinata was still staring at him until Deidara shook her hand with his.
"Ah, I'm-"
"His name is Hyuuka," Sasuke cut Hinata's words, pressing the statements of 'his' and 'Hyuuka'.
The hell!? Hinata's head snapped at Sasuke, glaring at him with fury and shock. Meanwhile, Deidara did the same, he was shocked to the toe when he heard the word 'his'.
"In case you didn't notice, Hyuuka is a guy, and yes, he has a weird hobby of cross-dressing like a girl, though I dare say he does a pretty good job here," Sasuke continued talking, ignoring Hinata who already turned her saiyan mode on.
"Wow…" Deidara gasped, "You do a pretty good job indeed, Hyuuka-chan! Especially the boobs, can I touch them, un?" Deidara raised both of his hands, ready to grope Hinata's breasts.
"Hands off! He. Is. Mine!" Sasuke gave a death glare at Deidara. Deidara squeaked and pulled back his hands.
"Is that serious, Hyuuka-chan, un?" Deidara turned his attention to Hinata, who was mysteriously facing her head to the ground.
"Of course it is, right, Hyuuka?" Sasuke brought his left arm and circle it on Hinata's shoulder.
"Yes, of course it is, Sasuke-kun," Hinata held Sasuke's hand on her shoulder with both of hers, and…
CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!
Then, as if nothing happened, she smiled brightly at Deidara, whose face turned pale already because witnessing the event that would only happen in GTA series, "nice to meet you, Deidara-kun."
"Eh… err, nice to meet you too, un..." Deidara sweat-dropped, "are you sure Sasuke-kun is okay?"
"He is okay," said Hinata nonchalantly, ignoring Sasuke who was already curled up like a ball on the floor.
"Ehhh… so, how may I help you, Hyuuka-chan?" asked Deidara.
"He needs a make-over," Sasuke was already got back on his feet. His left hand was already nursed, winded with cloths out of oblivion.
"Eh? What kind of makeover that he needs? He's cute already, un!" said Deidara.
"Make him look exactly like a guy."
"WHAT!?" Hinata screamed.
Sasuke snapped his head at her, putting his puppy eyes at Hinata for some milliseconds, and then stared back to Deidara. Hinata gave up again. Damn, she should try to strengthen herself against Sasuke's ultimate weapon.
"Yes… I do need a makeover, Deidara-san…" said Hinata wearily. Still she didn't even know what kind of makeover that Sasuke planned to do at her.
"Oh dear… okay, fine. But what kind of makeover that you'd like me to do to him, un, Sasuke-kun?" asked Deidara.
"I want you to get him to look as a guy, that's all," said Sasuke.
"But, why? Guys, if you two walk on the street together, even making out, people will not notice you as a gay couple, un!" objected Deidara.
"That's exactly the point, Deidara. Where're the gay pride and the soul of rainbow flag if people think that we're a normal couple?" Sasuke gave Deidara a rhetorical question as an answer.
Deidara thought for a moment, and then he stared at Hinata, checking her appearance thoroughly. Hinata felt weird when he did this to her. She was nervous on what Deidara would do to her. After some minutes of checking, thinking, nodding and saying the words 'there', 'here', 'yes' and 'totally' many times, Deidara turned back to Sasuke.
"I have to cut that long silky hair of his, Sasuke-kun, un," said Deidara.
"Fine, do-"
"NO FUCKING WAY!" Hinata was so shocked that she cursed. She would not let anyone cut her hair! She was keeping her hair long ever since that day! How could Sasuke be so mean to push her doing this?
"I'm going home!" Hinata turned her back at them and quickly opened the door; she slipped out of the building.
She was already some meters away from the building when she could hear someone calling her. She turned back and saw Sasuke running to her.
"Wait, Hinata! Hinata-tan!"
Did her ears deceive her? Sasuke never called her 'Hinata-tan' in front of any people, ever. He'd be so embarrassed if anyone knows that he called Hinata in such a cute way.
"What??" asked Hinata, she was still trying to look mad.
"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! We'll forget this plan! I'm so sorry! I'm already going over the edge; please forgive me, Hinata-tan!" Sasuke begged her; he embraced Hinata tightly and buried his face on her hair. Hinata gasped. Everyone was looking at them. For Sasuke to go to this length, showing his affection to her in front of the people of Shibuya. He must felt a terrible guilt.
"Sasuke-kun…" Hinata tried to calm him. She patted his back and soothe him with the words 'there, there'.
Sasuke withdrew their hug, but he still kept his hands on both of Hinata's shoulders. He stared at her eyes with deep determination.
"Hinata-tan, I'm sorry to push you this far. I'd rather get married than having you suffer this way. I love you so much Hinata-tan, I don't want to hurt you. I'll contact my parents tomorrow, we'll soon arrange the engagement with Haruno," stated Sasuke.
"W- What!?"
"I don't want you to sacrifice yourself for me. After all, I think you really care for your hair, so let me just deal with my Titanic-ally future myself."
Hinata was so shocked that she forgot to breath. When she did, she gasped and was totally confused. How could she be so mean!? Sasuke's bad future life would be inevitable while she selfishly kept her long hair. What kind of friend was she!? Sasuke was even willing to forget his future just to make her happy.
Hinata was almost on the verge of tears. She felt so terrible with what she did. She swallowed to hide it, and she took both of Sasuke's hands and held it with hers.
"I'm sorry for being so selfish, Sasuke-kun… it's okay, I'll do the plan anyway. It's just a hair, it'll grow longer later… it's fine, Sasuke, I'll do it," Hinata smiled softly at him.
"R- Really? Are you sure about this, Hinata?" asked Sasuke, shocked.
"Yes, of course. Come on, let's get back to the place, I'm sure Deidara was waiting for us anxiously," Hinata turned around and walked back first.
Sasuke smirked mischievously behind her.
'Sasuke-sama, you are the man~!'
-Break-
The sun almost set when Deidara announced that he had done makeover-ing Hinata. Sasuke thanked God secretly; he was already waiting for three hours and with nothing to do at the place nonetheless. He forgot to bring his NDS handheld with him, thus he was damned to boredom. He tried to read some magazines to ease it, but nothing interesting was there. All he could find at the place were only Cosmopolitans, some chicklits, or even worse... Men's Health copies.
He almost bowed to the ground to worship God when he saw the word 'Play' under the heap of magazines. At least if he could not read something interesting, he could try porn. He pulled the magazine out of the heap, only to reveal the newest copy of 'Playgirl' of the month. Sasuke had to wash his poor hands with anti-toxin afterwards.
Hinata was at the second storey, with Deidara and his assistant working at her. Sasuke could hear some screams, things being thrown to the floor, and someone shouted 'I'll fucking throw you out of the window if you dare touch me!'. He sighed contently. Hinata must have a very fun time indeed.
"Sasuke, are you ready to see Hyuuka-chan, un?" Deidara squealed in excitement, ready to reveal the curtain that closed Sasuke's view to see Hinata.
"Yeah, sure, whatever, just be quick," mumbled Sasuke.
"Nowwww~ presenting to you the exquisite~ HYUUKA-chan!"
Deidara pulled back the curtain to reveal Hinata. Sasuke looked at her from head to toe, and he gaped. Hinata was wearing an oversized baby blue hoodie, with knee length shorts, and she changed her flip-flops into a pair of new pink Converse sneakers. But the one that made Sasuke gaped the most was her hair. Deidara cut short Hinata's hair, in almost the same hairstyle Hinata had when they were kids, except he cut her hair bangs into a messy stylish cut. Deidara also added a simple touch to her face, Hinata wore a pair of fake glasses.
"Wait! where did her breasts go?" Sasuke noticed that Hinata's chest was now flat.
"He bound it, of course. He didn't want to take the breasts stuffing off, so I told him to bind it. Unluckily, he didn't let me see him binding it. Too bad, I want to know Hyuuka-chan's secret, actually..." said Deidara, still too oblivious to the fact that Hinata's breasts were real.
"Hinata... you are..." Sasuke approached her closer.
Hinata gulped, scared. She sensed it coming…
"KAWAIIIIIIII~!!!" Sasuke glomped at her, and this time Hinata tried her best to prevent them for falling.
"Err... Sasuke-kun?" Deidara was stunned in shock. 'That' Sasuke could act like 'this' Sasuke? Did his whole senses deceive him?
Sasuke was knocked back to earth when he realized that actually Deidara was with them. He quickly withdrew the hug from Hinata.
"Ahem... You didn't see anything, right, Deidara?" Sasuke gave him a death glare, which could even make a polar bear shiver.
"No! No, of course I didn't see anything, un!" Deidara shook his head quickly. Actually he really wanted to tease Sasuke, but it's not something worthy to risk his life on.
"Great. Well then, we'll take our leave soon after paying. By the way, where's Sasori-san?" Sasuke looked around the place when he suddenly felt someone groping at his butt.
"Mmmm~ still as tight as ever, Sasuke-chan~"
That was when Sasuke planted his foot on the groper's face fiercely.
"Foot, meet Sasori. Sasori, foot."
Somehow Hinata couldn't help but felt a certain Déjà vu.
-break-
Back in the buzzing street of Shibuya again, Sasuke and Hinata were walking to the car park, where he parked his Lamborghini. They were not walking side by side, Hinata was walking ahead of Sasuke and strangely, she was silent all the time.
"Hinata-tan, do you want to eat first before we head back to your condo?"
Hinata didn't reply to him at all.
"Oi, Hinata-tan!"
Still no reply.
"Hinata-tan!" this time, Sasuke grasped on Hinata's wrist, stopping her from walking further. He turned Hinata's body to face him, and he saw that Hinata was crying silently. Her eyes were puffy and red, she was crying the whole time ever since they left the building.
"Why did you cry?" Sasuke could feel his heart broke to pieces. He didn't know that Hinata could cry just because her hair was cut. Only girls did that... uh, wait, Hinata was a girl, right?
"Was it because of the hair?"
Hinata didn't answer, she was still sobbing incoherently. Sasuke didn't know what to do then, but he unconsciously embraced Hinata slowly.
"I'm sorry..." he muttered.
Hinata bawled her heart out at Sasuke's chest. All Sasuke did was hugging her softly and stroked her back to ease her sadness.
After some time, Hinata withdrew the hug. He wiped her tears with the back of her hand, and stared at Sasuke with her red eyes.
"I- it's okay Sasuke-kun... it's just a bit shocking to me that suddenly I lost my hair that I'd kept long for 7 years... But I'll be okay, don't worry..." said Hinata.
"Are you sure?"
Hinata nodded.
"Why did you keep it long until 7 years anyway?" asked Sasuke out of curiosity.
"Eh?" Hinata blinked.
"Yes, why?"
"Don't tell me you didn't remember!?" Hinata shrieked.
"Eh?" This time, Sasuke's turn to blink.
He wondered to back then when both of them were only around 12 years old...
"Ne, Hinata-tan… are you really going to leave?" said Sasuke, he was almost crying.
"I'm really sorry, Sasuke-kun… but my father wants us to move to Kyushu… I don't want to leave, but I could not…" said Hinata, she was hugging her favorite teddy bear.
"But we will see each other again, right?"
"Yes, I promise, let's do a pinky swear!" little Hinata smiled brightly at him.
They did a pinky swear, and then Hinata handed her teddy bear to Sasuke.
"Keep this teddy bear for me, Sasuke-kun. Return it to me when we could see each other again," said Hinata.
Sasuke accepted the teddy bear, and then he stroked Hinata's hair.
"And you, can you keep your hair long until the day we meet each other?" said Sasuke.
"Ah! It was from that time! Man, I didn't know that you really keep it long! When I told it to you, I thought we're just going to be separated for two years or so!"
"And I was so serious in keeping it long…" Hinata sighed.
"But, we've seen each other again, no? So it's now okay for you to cut your hair," he said.
"I… guess…" Hinata nodded, "but where's my doll?"
"In case you didn't notice, I always bring it around, right now it's waiting in my car, on the back seats," Sasuke smiled softly.
"Really?"
"Yep!" Sasuke grinned, "And by the way, Hinata-tan…"
"Yes?"
Sasuke kissed Hinata's left cheek softly, and he hugged her.
"Thank you, for keeping our promise," Sasuke smiled softly at her.
"You too…" Hinata blushed.
-To Be Continued-
Glossary:
Irasshaimasu: Welcome in.
Kawaii: I'll be surprised if you guys don't know what does this mean…
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Author's Note:
Hi! Thank you very much for reading the newest chapter update, and sorry for keeping it so long. I'll only update this story around once in two/three weeks or after I have received around15 reviewsfor this chapter, which means it will be at least 25 reviews in total, I swear I will update faster. I'm not being selfish, but personally I think the story actually worth at least some satisfying reviews. I'm working hard on this story so you guys could at least enjoy it, and please give something in return, ne? :D
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SPOILER for next chapter!
Hinata was relieved that she only needed to help Sasuke for sometime, and she couldn't wait to begin her study! But… wait! What did Sasuke just say? He wanted a full time help?
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