GF is Gay-Friend: the Exquisite Tale of Hyuuka Hinato
Disclaimer: Bakamoto
Genre : AU/Humour/Romance/Ecchi/Shounen Ai/Shoujo Ai
Type: Continuation
Rate: E
Pairings: Hinata-Sasuke, Hinata-Naruto, Hinata-Gaara, Hinata-Sakura, and others
Summary: OOC. Sasuke was afraid of commitment, but his family planned to engage him. Depressed, he asked his best friend to cross-dress as a guy to trick his whole family! Hyuuga Hinata was now: HYUUKA HINATO!
GF is Gay-Friend:
The Exquisite Tale of Hyuuka Hinato
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Flashback of Last Chapter:
"Ehhh… so, how may I help you, Hyuuka-chan?" asked Deidara.
"He needs a make-over," Sasuke was already got back on his feet. His left hand was already nursed, winded with cloths out of oblivion.
"Eh? What kind of makeover that he needs? He's cute already, un!" said Deidara.
"Make him look exactly like a guy."
"WHAT!?" Hinata screamed.
Sasuke snapped his head at her, putting his puppy eyes at Hinata for some milliseconds, and then stared back to Deidara. Hinata gave up again. Damn, she should try to strengthen herself against Sasuke's ultimate weapon.
"Yes… I do need a makeover, Deidara-san…" said Hinata wearily. Still she didn't even know what kind of makeover that Sasuke planned to do at her.
"Oh dear… okay, fine. But what kind of makeover that you'd like me to do to him, un, Sasuke-kun?" asked Deidara.
"I want you to get him to look as a guy, that's all," said Sasuke.
"But, why? Guys, if you two walk on the street together, even making out, people will not notice you as a gay couple, un!" objected Deidara.
"That's exactly the point, Deidara. Where're the gay pride and the soul of rainbow flag if people think that we're a normal couple?" Sasuke gave Deidara a rhetorical question as an answer.
Deidara thought for a moment, and then he stared at Hinata, checking her appearance thoroughly. Hinata felt weird when he did this to her. She was nervous on what Deidara would do to her. After some minutes of checking, thinking, nodding and saying the words 'there', 'here', 'yes' and 'totally' many times, Deidara turned back to Sasuke.
"I have to cut that long silky hair of his, Sasuke-kun, un," said Deidara.
"Fine, do-"
"NO FUCKING WAY!" Hinata was so shocked that she cursed. She would not let anyone cut her hair! She was keeping her hair long ever since that day! How could Sasuke be so mean to push her doing this?
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Chapter 3: Introducing the Exterminator!
"Exterminate."
Hinata and Sasuke arrived at the car park of Hinata's condo, which was around thirty minutes by car from Shibuya. They were stuck on a traffic jam, so it took sometime longer than that, though. Sasuke parked his blood red Lamborghini besides Hinata's vehicles, keeping it around one meter away.
"We're here, Hinata-tan," said Sasuke.
"Thanks, Sasuke-kun. But I'm wondering now…"
"What again?"
"Where's my teddy?" asked Hinata innocently. She was separated from it for around 7 years, lucky she didn't get too attached to it anymore after all the time. She used to carry the teddy everywhere before, even soak it in the bath tub to accompany her.
Sasuke buckled off his safety belt and reached to the back seat, he took a doll from behind Hinata's seat. One of the teddy's eyes was already off; Hinata changed it into a red button by herself when she was 7. The teddy was grey, the question that Sasuke always kept in his mind was; why did Hinata got a grey teddy?
"Here you go," Sasuke handed the teddy to Hinata.
"UMA!" Hinata hugged the doll so tightly. She hadn't seen the doll for as long as she didn't see Sasuke. He was a bit jealous indeed. Hinata hugged the doll so affectionately, while he himself, a living organism, didn't receive the same level of hug.
"Happy?"
"Yes!" Hinata grinned brightly. Ah, that grin could always kill him anytime, it was so cute! Sasuke almost glomped at Hinata again, but he cancelled the plan. He knew that whenever Hinata was busy with Uma, she'd kick his is ass if he butted in.
"Why did you name it Uma anyway? Uma means horse, Hinata-tan,"
"Well, yes, but Uma Thurman gave this doll to me, and don't you think she kind of looks like a horse?" said Hinata innocently.
Sasuke sweat-dropped. Her answer didn't even make sense.
"Come on, let's go to my Condo, I'll cook you something," said Hinata while she buckled off her own safety belt and opened the door.
-Break-
Hinata slid the key card to her condo door again, while Sasuke was standing behind her, carrying all of the new clothes and stuffs that were necessary for Hinata's cross-dressing mission. He spent quite a lot of money here though, around 400.000 Yens or so. But he didn't mind. He's willing to pay anything to save his future. And his virginity. Oh, and his celibacy life too.
Hinata opened the door and went in; Sasuke went in straightly after her. They took off their shoes and Sasuke dropped their shopping results right beside the coat hook.
"Welcome home, Hinata-sama."
Both Sasuke and Hinata snapped their heads in surprise and searched where the voice was from. The sun already set down, and the lamps were still off, so it was pitch black inside. Hinata was going to turn on the light to get a better view.
"Please halt, Hinata-sama. Don't waste your energy on something that we could do," the person spoke again. Hinata withdrew her hand, as she remembered that she might know the person who spoke to her.
"Azura, please turn on the light," ordered the person. Seconds later, the lamps were all on, and there was a woman with black suit in the middle of the living room, along with 20 other women standing around her.
Sasuke gulped. This can't be true… Did Hinata have a problem with any mafia around? And to see that all the women were wearing black shades, even though they were inside a room, and it was night, for fuck sake.
"Konan-san…" muttered Hinata. She stared straightly to the woman who stood at the centre. A tall woman with a charisma that could make anyone shivered. Her hair was in a high bun, and she wore a white flower hair pin.
"Hinata-sama," she bowed to her, along with the other 20 women, "we came here because we were ordered by Hiashi-sama. He wanted to talk to you."
"Talk to me? Why?" Hinata didn't know what she did wrong. Her father promised her that he'd not contact her at least until she started her first day of university. Hinata needed some quite days without her father after all.
"He found that he's very worried about you that it ruined his appetite, so he told us to personally visit you in Tokyo from Kyushu," explained Konan.
Hinata sweat-dropped. Ruin his appetite? Such lies… Her father ate his lunch already; Hinata was sure about it, since she left Kyushu after having lunch with her father. As for dinner, wasn't it only passed 6.30pm just now? Hinata knew very well that her father only ate around 7pm.
"Very well then, I'll talk to him," Hinata sighed.
"That's great. Misa, Kira, have the screen and camera ready for contacting Hiashi-sama," ordered Konan. Both of the girls quickly set the table in front of Hinata within seconds.
"The connection will be established in just a minute, Hinata-sama. Everyone, please wear your ear plugs and shut your eyes close. This is a private call between Hinata-sama and Hiashi-sama," ordered Konan again, "what about you…Sir?"
"Ah? Ummm… I guess I'll go outside then…" said Sasuke, knowing very well that he should not be around this time.
"No! Stay here, Sasuke-kun, it's okay…" said Hinata.
"We don't have ear plugs and blindfold left, Hinata-sama," objected Konan.
"It's fine. I wanted him to stay," ordered Hinata.
Konan almost sighed, but she nodded anyway; "as you wish."
There were some buzzes on the screen and the sound of modem searching for connection. After some time has passed, the screen became clear, and there was Hiashi, sitting on an expensive leather chair. Sasuke could barely see the room where he was, because the surrounding was so dark that what he could only see was Hiashi. Whether his eyes deceived him or not, he almost swore that he saw a rag doll on Hiashi's lap.
"Father," Hinata called.
Hiashi lifted his head, facing to the camera. Sasuke gulped. What was this all about?
"HI-NA-TA-CHWAAAAANNN~!!! DADDY misses you SO MUCHHHHH!" Hiashi cried out, Sasuke saw visible anime tears pouring down from his eyes.
"Umm… Hi, father," Hinata waved awkwardly at the camera, she sweat-dropped. Her father and his antics as usual never ceased to amaze her.
Sasuke? Oh, he was dumbfounded.
"Daddy hasn't eaten his dinner yet, Hinata-chan… Daddy wants to eat with you~!!! *sobs*, why did you have to go, Hinata-channn? Let's just move back to Kyushu, I'll move ToDai for you!" Hiashi put on his puppy eyes and begged Hinata. Hinata, again, smiled awkwardly, wasn't sure how to react.
Sasuke? Oh, he was still dumbfounded. Never knew that the chairman of Hyuuga Company was this… riotous.
"Father… come on, be real. Dinner only served around 20 minutes later, of course you haven't eaten anything yet," replied Hinata wearily.
"Sigh... You found out…" said Hiashi. Hinata rolled her eyes. Come on, it was so obvious.
"Then why did you broke your promise, father?"
"Daddy wants to show you the pictures that daddy's subordinates sent to daddy this afternoon," Hiashi clicked on some buttons on his chair, the screen on Hinata's place changed, showing the pictures of the current events that happened to her just know. Those were the pictures of Hinata with her new short hair, crying, and there was another picture of Sasuke hugging her, and the other picture of Sasuke kissing Hinata's cheek.
Both of Hinata's and Sasuke's eyes almost popped out from its sockets.
"FATHER! What did you do!? You promised not to spy at me anymore!!!" shouted Hinata furiously. She couldn't believe that her father still did the thing she resent the most: spying at her.
"B- But! Daddy is worried! And why did you cut your hairrrrrr~???? Your long, beautiful silky hair!!! Why, Hinata-chan, why~???" Hiashi wailed.
"Father… please…?" Hinata begged
"Though you look even cuter, Hinata-chan!!! Argh, not that, I have to stay focused! I mean, did you cut your hair because you're heartbroken!? I'll banish the guy's existence from this very world! Including his history! Tell me who he is!!!" Hiashi was still wailing, ignoring his daughter's plea.
"No! It's not because I'm heartbroken or anything! I'm fine! I just need a change so I cut my hair!" Hinata lied.
"Then who was the guy in the picture? He dare spoiled your flawless cheek with the sinful lips of his! I'll mutilate him for good with my own bare hands!"
"Forget it, father, I'll cut the connection now," Hinata already had enough. Her father was giving her headache.
"No, Hinata-chan, nooooooo~!" her father wailed, he was reaching out for the camera and stood up from his seat. That was when Sasuke could take a good look at the doll on Hiashi's lap; he swore it was a Hinata plushie.
Hinata cut the connection, ignoring her father. It would be a good lesson for him anyway, so he would not disturb his daughter's privacy anymore.
"I'm done, Konan-san, please take care of this stuffs," Hinata touched Konan's shoulder, noticing her.
"Yes, Hinata-sama. Everyone take off your ear plugs. Misa, Kira, take care of the screen and the camera," Konan clapped her hands once.
"Please leave, Konan-san and the others. I have a terrible headache now," ordered Hinata. Damn that father of hers.
"That I could not do, Hinata-sama. I have another two tasks bestowed to me from Hiashi-sama," objected Konan.
"What?"
"Usagi, Rei, please proceed on your task," Konan ordered the two girls on her right. They quickly took out a camera from each of their pockets, and snapped multiple pictures of Hinata.
Hinata was dizzy because they used flash on their cameras. Damn that father of hers, he wanted to have more photo collections of Hinata without even telling her first. All that was because he wanted a more natural feeling in the photos, but what the hell was so natural about this kind of photo taking?
"That's the first task, proceed on the second one," said Konan.
"And that is…?" Hinata mentally slapped her forehead, since she couldn't do it for real because she was already dizzy. Not another crazy decision of Hiashi again. She wasn't sure that she could handle more for today.
"Please, let me introduce you to Tenten," Konan stepped back, revealing a girl who were also wearing a black suit and dark shades. She took of her shades, and took out a huge Chinese blade that was sheathed on her back. Her expression was blank, almost robotic.
Sasuke? Oh, he was not dumbfounded anymore. He gulped.
Even though he was still shocked and at the verge of laughing to death, he knew very well that things were not going to be good for him now.
"Exterminate."
That was the only word came from Tenten's mouth.
"She's the one who did the dirty job at the company, Hinata-sama. I believe this is the first time you meet her," explained Konan.
"What… the hell?" said Sasuke and Hinata at the same time.
"Hiashi's task was to finish the guy who kissed your cheek. He wanted him to be thrown into oblivion. Please do understand that this mission is very important," explained Konan nonchalantly.
"Exterminate?"
"Not yet, Tenten. We'll do it outside, do not do it in Hinata-sama's place, as Hiashi-sama has ordered," said Konan.
"Exterminate."
Hinata flinched in fury. Her father was really… going over the limit now.
"GET OUT OF MY PLACE, NOW!!!" she shouted.
"Very well, everyone, we'll leave now," said Konan. Everyone at the room left, one of them was dragging Sasuke with her.
"Leave Sasuke-kun alone!" Hinata got a hold on Sasuke's wrist, who was now screaming 'I'm gonna be killed, killed! Good bye cruel world, good bye, celibacy~!' and soon fainted.
"Here, take my locks of hair instead, give it to my father for souvenir instead of beheading Sasuke-kun and presented it to my father. Tell him that if he dare lay a hand on Sasuke-kun or trying to spy on me again, I swear I will not call him 'daddy' and mail him for 3 months!" ordered Hinata. She took a lock of her hair from her pocket that was cut at Deidara's place. It was tied in a red ribbon and laminated.
Konan wrinkled her forehead, but she accepted the lock anyway.
"As you wish, Hinata-sama. I will also forward your words to Hiashi-sama. As for that guy, we'll spare his life for now," said Konan, she bowed (along with the other twenties) and headed out of the room. One of the girls dropped Sasuke's unconscious body near the shopping results; much in the same mimic like Sasuke did to those shopping bags before.
"Exterminate?"
"Now, now, Tenten. Too bad there'll be no extermination tonight. We'll do it later, okay? We should leave now," said Konan.
Hinata could swear that they heard Tenten said 'I'll be back!' in the vengeful tone mimicking Sylvester Stallone's Terminator as they left the room.
-Break-
Sasuke opened his eyes slowly, he was dizzy and had this strange feeling that someone was going to castrate him, cut off all his limbs and left him bleeding to death before cemented him and drowned him in the Tokyo Bay. He massaged his temple, blinked his eyes several times and could get a better view of his surroundings. That was when he saw two mounds right on top of his head. He realized that his head was on Hinata's lap, and they were on the sofa at Hinata's living room.
"Hinata-tan?" called Sasuke.
"Thank God… I'm glad you quickly recovered, Sasuke-kun," Hinata sighed in relief.
"I was… unconscious?"
"Yes you were."
"What happened?"
"Well, uh… You remember that you're shocked because Tenten-san and the others were going to castrate you, cut off all your limbs, left you bleeding to death and cement and drown you in Tokyo Bay just now. Then I begged them not to do it, so they spared your life. Bet you didn't remember a thing, no? You were unconscious," explained Hinata, strangely accurate to what Sasuke had in his mind.
"So you saved my life?"
"Kind of… actually I guess it's your antics that saved your ass this time, Sasuke-kun," said Hinata, stroking Sasuke's hair.
"How come?"
"You remember that you brought back some locks of my hair from Deidara's place?"
"Uh huh, so?"
"I exchanged it with your life, I gave it away to my father," explained Hinata.
"THE HELL!? That was my soon-to-be most prized possession!"
"That is now possessed by my father, Sasuke-kun. I know that it would satisfy him enough that he would spare your life."
"Gee, thanks," mumbled Sasuke. He could not help but feel kind of ironic, the life of the heir of Uchiha Company was only to be compared with locks of hair.
"By the way, Sasuke-kun. I don't know I should wonder about this or not, but how could you know Deidara-san and Sasori-san? They seem rather… out of your friends circle," asked Hinata.
"Oh? Them? By that do you suspect that I'm indeed a gay?"
"Err… kind of…" Hinata grinned.
"Well, I'm as straight as a guy could be, I'm just afraid of commitment. As for those guys, they are Itachi-niisan's best friends; they often hang out with him and visit our mansion, so they asked Itachi-niisan to introduce their selves to me, because it seemed that they wanted a threesome partner. That was when my life as their prey begins," Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"W- wait… Itachi-niisan is gay…?" Hinata gaped.
"Sure yes, if not, it's him who was going to be engaged with Haruno. My parents seem not to mind homosexuality, so that's why I'm sure this cross dressing plan is going to work, Hinata-tan," said Sasuke.
"But… how long should I dress like this, Sasuke-kun?" asked Hinata wearily.
Sasuke stared straight to her eyes. He saw troubles and insincerity in Hinata's eyes. Sasuke raised his hand up and caressed Hinata's check. He wants to assure the girl he cares the most in this world.
"Give me one year, Hinata-tan. If after the period ends and everything falls to pieces, I don't even mind. You sacrificed so much for me, so I have to sacrifice something for you too," said Sasuke softly.
"Are you sure…?"
"Yes."
They stared at each other tenderly. Sasuke's hand was still on Hinata's cheek and she was still stroking his head. Sasuke felt the strange urge that he should kiss her, something that he never felt before when they were little kids. He was slowly closing the range between them; it was like he was possessed. That was until…
"Well, go home now, Sasuke-kun. I'm so tired today, everything was so unbelievable. I have to take care of my enrollment papers of the university, I haven't done it yet because this entire time father hid it away from me," said Hinata, she shifted Sasuke's head from her lap and stood up from the sofa.
"Wait, what university that you enrolled to?" asked Sasuke curiously.
"It's ToDai, why?"
"I attended the same university with you, engineering faculty in electro, and another double degree on business. Did you take any of those, Hinata-tan?"
"Umm… Mechanical Engineering in fact…" Hinata sensed that something bad was coming.
"Great… everything's coming to its own place," Sasuke smirked evilly.
"W- What is it, Sasuke-kun…?"
"Fufufu…" Sasuke was still laughing quietly to his self, like a maniac.
"Sasuke-kun, don't scare me like that…"
"You," Sasuke said, pointing his index finger at her, "are going to cross dress full time as a guy, including at the campus. This is great, the whole world will know that I'm homosexual without needing to hold a press conference, which will look rather rehearsed," Sasuke smirked.
"No way! What about the welcome speech that I have to do three days again? There's no way I'm going to throw that chance! I'm not doing this!" ignored Hinata fiercely.
"Oh, we could settle it, Hinata-tan. Let's just say that I will visit the rector of ToDai and brings a check with many zeros in it, what do you think the rector's gonna do?"
"You…" Hinata trembled in fury.
"Yes, I am that evil, Hinata-tan," Sasuke chuckled.
"GET OUT!!!"
-To be continued-
Glossary:
ToDai: The short of Tokyo Daigaku, means Tokyo University
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Author's Note:
I decided to update faster because today's my birthday.
Hi! As usual, thanks for reading, I'll only update this story around once in two/three weeks or after I have received around15 reviewsfor each chapter. I really, really appreciate your reviews, as a matter of fact, that's the only reason why authors will continue their works. Anyway, what do you think about the interaction between Sasuke and Hinata's? And Hiashi's madness? Uh oh, what did he have in mind!?
Btw, I personally love Tenten's way of speaking here. Do you think I should use her for later?
If you got any suggestion (like characters that you want to appear, or other recurring characters you want to see), feel free to send it over xD (by reviewing, of course, ahaha!)
Love,
Shin. (That's my nickname, feel free to call me that way!)
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SPOILER for next chapter!
Hinata went out with Sasuke for breakfast in a fancy restaurant, but she got a little accident with a woman with pastel pink hair! And why did Sasuke left Hinata alone at the restaurant!? What's going on here!? Find out at the next chapter! (And why does this sound like a lame anime spoiler? xD)
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Author Thanks to:
Kira Acumichi, winterkaguya, SMILEFREAKS, 13mindlessthoughts, Adelaide "Adell" Peirce, ComicXArena, Joycie32, HeartbrokenHinata, and MD1 HINATA18
Please keep on reading!!! (and give me more reviews, un!)