A/N: Ah ha! I am back, and with me, I bring an update!
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Sasuke and Kakashi were huddled in the living room, to an outsider they looked like they were talking about something serious.
However if said outsider heard their conversation, the outsider would have thought that they were crazy, for their topic wasn't very serious at all, well maybe to Sasuke and Kakashi, but to your average outsider it didn't seem like a big deal.
What is this topic you might ask? The topic was in fact how to destroy Naruto's date with Hinata.
Sometime during Naruto and Hinata's canoodling session the night before, they arranged a date on the very next day.
Sasuke thought, she was just an attention slurry, and of course a slurry in general, however when he stated his opinions to Kakashi on this matter, Kakashi just shook his head and sighed muttering about the wonders of jealousy.
Tch. He didn't need his opinion anyways.
Back to the present, it seemed that Sasuke and Kakashi had agreed on a form of action, follow Hinata and Naruto (somewhere in his mind, a familiar little voice said 'stalker' but he promptly ignored that).
Since they didn't know all the details of the plan, they just agreed to ruin it whenever they could. Sasuke was pretty sure they would just stick with a movie and hanging around at the shops, since Naruto and Hinata were to meet at a mall.
So, what if Kakashi and he had to do a little impromptu with two of them nothing could go wrong…
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Sasuke was pretending to read a book while sitting in the lounge room. Naruto would have to go past this room to get to the corridor.
Sasuke glanced at the clock hanging from the wall; it was twenty past twelve o'clock. Sasuke could have sworn Naruto said he had to meet Hinata at half past twelve and it took fifteen minutes to arrive at the mall by bus, which Naruto had yet to take.
Sasuke guessed Kakashi heard wrong then.
"I'M LATE!!" Naruto's cry rang out.
Sasuke watched as Naruto was hurrying and panicking, Naruto was obviously at his wits end.
'What is the big deal?' Sasuke thought to himself, so he will be five minutes late…and?
"I'm late, I'm late, what do I do, what do I do?" Naruto was beginning to sound like the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.
"Naruto, calm down." The voice and reason of the house hold chimed. This voice of reason Sasuke was talking about was obviously, Iruka. "Just call her, I am quite sure she won't mind, it is only five minutes."
Sasuke snorted, this was coming from the man who made it a point to arrive ten minutes early and would scold anyone who arrived a minute late, but then again, Iruka had a new beau of his own and that made Iruka seem a whole lot lighter and happier.
A soft sigh came out of Sasuke's lips, it would be a terrible thing to tear Iruka and his new beau, simply because it seemed Iruka was glowing with happiness recently. Sasuke thought that it was completely selfish of Kakashi to break Iruka and MIzuki up.
Sasuke knew that would be a little hypocritical as he was breaking Naruto and Hinata up, and Naruto also had that happy glow and seemed light.
It was Sasuke's guess that these were first dating day's type of glow. It wasn't that Sasuke didn't want Naruto to radiate with happiness, rather he wanted Naruto to radiate because of him, and have that glow all for himself, and in Sasuke's mind that was more than enough of a reason.
He watched as Naruto called Hinata telling her he would be five minutes late, already halfway out the door.
Time to do some careful following.
'Stalking' his automatic brain response told him.
Sasuke replied with, 'shove it'
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So far Sasuke and Kakashi had succeeded in following Naruto on the same bus, following out of the station, follow him and Hinata walking to random places and finally now they were at the movies.
Sasuke and Kakashi hadn't had a chance to ruin anything without the fear of being seen, but the cinema was the perfect setting.
Just as the lights dimmed, Sasuke and Kakashi crept into the cinema's thanks to Kakashi prior experience.
They decided to sit two rows behind the couple and also hiding behind people.
Armed with popcorn, Sasuke was so ready to start ruining the date.
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It turns out Sasuke had terrible aim. Through out the movie he kept on hitting the person in the row in front. Sasuke groaned, did he do something to deserve this? The people were starting to get angry.
The people were also, quite well built, and menacing. Sasuke decided to leave all the throwing to Kakashi.
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Sasuke scowled. This was not going as well as he had planned.
At first he could tell it was starting to get on Naruto's nerves and also a bit on Hinata's but then Naruto decided to try and catch them in his mouth, they even made it into a game, to see who can catch the most bloody popcorn!
Sasuke scowled this was not going well at all!
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By the time they were half way through the movie Kakashi and Sasuke were out of popcorn! URG!!! Why must life hate him so! He didn't do anything to deserve this…
Breaking all those girl's hearts didn't really count, not really. They didn't even like him the way he like Naruto.
'Oh you mean a crush?' The stupid voice asked.
'No those fan girls did not have a crush on me'.
'What would you call it then?' Stupid Voice.
'They had a rabid infatuation for me.'
'What would you call this then?'
'I am not a fan girl, you can't prove it.'
'A crazy fan girl, is someone who stalks their crush, like you.'
'I am not stalking him!'
'You know I'm right though.'
DAMN VOICE!
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Sasuke sighed his ears down, he was defeated.
"Maa, don't worry. At least you tried, there is always next time." Kakashi said with a small upside down U of his eye.
It was then that Sasuke snapped. "There shouldn't even be a next time, if only this had worked!"
"Well it didn't stop thinking on the past on start planning for the next time."
Sasuke knew Kakashi was right, but he didn't want to admit it. He just kept silent.
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They were walking to the bus stop when Kakashi stopped him, claiming that he needed to buy a book.
Sasuke sighed, he really just wanted to go home, however he complied.
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Sasuke started at Kakashi and his two bags full of books. Sasuke could also see through the plastic bags, they were all titled 'Icha Icha.'
He had heard of this series before, and come to think of it, when Sasuke had grooming with Mizuki in the animal shelter, he would bring this book to read…
What was Kakashi planning?
"Kakashi, why are you buying the whole set of Icha Icha?"
Kakashi shrugged. "No reason, I heard it was a good series and it would help me with my reading…"
Sasuke could smell the utter crap coming off of Kakashi, but pushed no more. If Kakashi didn't want to tell him then there was nothing Sasuke could do… man he just really wanted to get home!
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When Sasuke and Kakashi finally gotten home Sasuke had been so relieved. All he wanted to do was just kick off his shoes and flop on to bed. Naruto's preferably but it would be a cold day in hell when Sasuke admitted it in front of Naruto.
"We're home." Sasuke and Kakashi said in unison.
Sasuke heard footsteps, coming towards them.
"I was starting to get worried, anyways afternoon tea in on the table and Sasuke it is your turn to hang out the wash." Iruka said in soft overtones.
"No." Sasuke replied.
"Sasuke? I know you are tired. You don't have to do it right away, just take ten, fifteen minutes to rel-"
Sasuke cut Iruka off. "I said, NO. Now leave me alone."
Sasuke was vaguely aware of the shock in Iruka's face and that his words kind of echoed in his mind but it was such a terrible day and he so tired, he didn't want to do the wash.
At the back of his mind he knew it was stupid but he didn't have the energy to care, he hadn't been sleeping right, last night he went to bed at two in the morning and the two nights prior he hadn't slept at all.
He just wanted peace, couldn't Iruka see that?
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NEXT CHAPTER: Sasuke and Iruka get talking, and Iruka knows what?!
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A/N: Wow that was long. Hopefully you liked this chapter. Extra long and I kind of wanted to make them feel like more of a family and I realized that Iruka and Sasuke hadn't talked much so… TA DA! Remember reviews and their reviewers are loved.