GF is Gay-Friend: the Exquisite Tale of Hyuuka Hinato
Disclaimer: Bakamoto
Genre : AU/Humour/Romance/Ecchi/Shounen Ai/Shoujo Ai
Type: Continuation
Rate: E
Pairings: Hinata-Sasuke, Hinata-Naruto, Hinata-Gaara, Hinata-Sakura, and others
Summary: Sasuke was going to be engaged! Depressed, he asked his best friend, Hinata, to cross-dress as his gay mate, known as HYUUKA HINATO! This was not easy when the disguise just attracts attention, from guys and girls…
GF is Gay-Friend:
The Exquisite Tale of Hyuuka Hinato
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Flashback of Last Chapter:
"Wait, what university that you enrolled to?" asked Sasuke curiously.
"It's ToDai, why?"
"I attended the same university with you, engineering faculty in electro, and another double degree on business. Did you take any of those, Hinata-tan?"
"Umm… Mechanical Engineering in fact…" Hinata sensed that something bad was coming.
"Great… everything's coming to its own place," Sasuke smirked evilly.
"W- What is it, Sasuke-kun…?"
"Fufufu…" Sasuke was still laughing quietly to his self, like a maniac.
"Sasuke-kun, don't scare me like that…"
"You," Sasuke said, pointing his index finger at her, "are going to cross dress full time as a guy, including at the campus. This is great, the whole world will know that I'm homosexual without needing to hold a press conference, which will look rather rehearsed," Sasuke smirked.
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Chapter 4: Introducing the Future Betrothed!
She had made a new threat without realizing it
After passing two days of avoiding her father and stopped Sasuke from makeover-ing herself too far (such as suggesting her to pierce her face or put a tattoo), Hinata thought that at least tomorrow, the very first day of her campus life, everything would be fine. Despite of what Sasuke has planned before, she still enrolled herself as Hyuuga Hinata, and checked the gender box of 'female'.
'Now, whatever Sasuke-kun's going to do, it's not going to work. I've faxed the entry form already, and not even Sasuke-kun's wealth will help,' said Hinata mentally, feeling proud to herself. She sighed in relief.
"Content, are we, my dear Hinata-tan?"
Hinata almost cracked her neck in surprise. How could someone be inside her condo, while she knew very well that she had locked the door? She looked behind to where the voice was, only to find darkness engulfed her.
"Hinata-tannn~! Ohaiyo!" There was Sasuke, glomping at her again as usual whenever he saw her.
"Sasuke-kun!" Hinata shrieked, "how could you be inside my room!? I- I locked the door already!"
"Well, Hinata-tan, let's just say that I visited the head security of this condo and passed him some smiling faces of Japan's prime minister on green papers, what would you think he'd do?" said Sasuke with a fake-innocent smirk.
Hinata gritted her teeth in anger. Again.
"HOW COULD YOU!?" Hinata bellowed in anger and pulled away from Sasuke's hug.
Sasuke didn't look surprised at all when Hinata did that, in fact he just smiled softly at her and stared at her in such tender way.
"Well, I always miss you a lot after all this years, Hinata-tan. Hours are not even enough to ease it. Maybe I should think of moving in with you," Sasuke winked.
"Don't even think about it."
"Yes, of course, your bodyguards will kill me for sure. Or maybe your father will do it his self, seeing how exaggerating he acted yesterday," Sasuke chuckled.
"Don't mock my father, Sasuke-kun. You're much the same like him in term of weirdness and exaggeration," said Hinata.
"Well, then we should blame you, for being so cute and adorable, Hinata-tan."
Hinata rolled her eyes. Why the most precious people in her life were this weird? Her father had a room dedicated to her, along with thousands of picture, things from her childhood, and even the leftover pudding she had 7 years ago (already preservatived). Her sister, Hanabi, had a huge picture of Hinata in her room, along with handmade Hinata plushy (she also made another one for Hiashi, after he bribed her with one of the branch companies' ownership). Sasuke? Hinata could not even imagine what he was capable to do now, for she had only spent a little time with Sasuke after the years they were separated. But judging for the sudden glomps and bear hug, Hinata bet that she would have bruises every now and then.
"Woe is me…" Hinata sighed.
"No you are not," said Sasuke, he brushed Hinata's hair with her hand, smiling at her, "you should be happy to have the people who love you, well, maybe too much. Maybe they, including me, are a bit exaggerating. But believe us, we will never mean harm to you, we just love you, Hinata-tan"
"Dummy," Hinata punched Sasuke's stomach softly, but Sasuke knew she was blushing.
"What are you doing here anyway?" asked Hinata, wondering Sasuke's intention.
Sasuke smirked, "I thought you were sleeping, because it's still too early. So well, I decided to cook you some surprise breakfast and bring you some flowers," Sasuke pointed at the bouquet that he put at the table. Hinata's eyes went wide when she saw what flowers it was.
"Sunflowers!!!" Hinata gasped and hugged the bouquet, "gosh, Sasuke-kun, you still remember my favorite flowers!"
"Of course," he chuckled, "last time I did not greet you properly, so I think I should make it up this time. Actually on your arrival I planned to fill this room with sunflowers, but I was too worried with the engagement plan, so well… I guess you should be happy with just bouquets."
"It's more than enough, Sasuke-kun, thank you!" Hinata hummed happily and put the flowers on vase, she then placed it on the dining table.
"I guess I'll cook you breakfast now," Sasuke headed to the kitchen, but Hinata stopped him.
"Don't worry, we will eat out, just give me some seconds to prepare, the chest bind takes awhile," said Hinata.
"W- What? You are going to cross dress this early?" Sasuke couldn't believe what he just heard. Was Hinata willing to do it more than he thought her to? Was Hinata really into this kind of stuff? Eww…
"Yes, I guess I should get used to it. Besides, it's not like I'm going to cross dress at the campus, Sasuke-kun. I've faxed the entry form yesterday night," Hinata stick out her tongue at him, signing her win.
"Damn it," Sasuke cursed in a low voice, "I wasted my money for nothing!"
"What?"
"Huh? Oh, nothing!" Sasuke quickly shook off the topic, "hey, Hinata-tan, did you just wake up?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah, only 30 minutes, to be exact…" Hinata yawned and stretched her body, "how could you know?"
"Because of this drool over here," Sasuke wiped the corner of Hinata's mouth.
"This dirt on your eyes," He cleaned both of Hinata's eyes.
"And this empty space on your forehead that screams out; 'give me a good morning kiss!'" Sasuke snickered and quickly gave a peck on Hinata's forehead.
"Cut it out!" Hinata pushed Sasuke off and quickly turned her back and stomped to her room. She did not want Sasuke to see that his little act made her blushing madly. She cursed her self for her stupidity.
Little did she know that she's not the only one being stupid.
-Break-
Sasuke and Hinata were at a small classy restaurant called 'Morning Ciel' (again, what's with those Japanese and this foreign language for a name?). It was located around 15 minutes by car from Hinata's place, and they were having a very exquisite French-style breakfast.
"You come here often?" asked Hinata.
Sasuke raised one of his eye brows, and smirked, "now, why does that sound like a pick up line, Hinata-tan?"
"Gee, Sasuke-kun, I'm just asking, okay? Because this place has terrific foods, even it's just for breakfast! Maybe I should head here again tonight for dinner," said Hinata dreamily as she munched her food. It was indeed exquisite, she praised mentally.
"Well, I love this place, people rarely comes here because it's not a very popular restaurant (because of the expensive price too, of course). Besides, when I'm here, no fan-girls and fan-gays will follow me," explained Sasuke.
"Ah! I know that you're getting popular because you modeled for the Itachi-niisan's fall collection two years ago, and ever since then, people wanted to know more about you. But you always ignored them and so far you only did two interviews, no? I heard the magazines were sold out in only two days," said an excited Hinata.
"Yes, ever since that my life's been so miserable, and I'm even more scared to commitment… Hey! How could you know about this!?" Sasuke just realized that Hinata knew the most embarrassing part about him that he did not want her to know.
"Neji-niisan gave me the copies of it," Hinata grinned ear to ear, "Oh dear; I guess I know why the girls (and the gays) love you. You look terrific, especially those fake cool expression. Little they know that the real Sasuke was something like this," said Hinata in a sarcastic tone.
"Mercy…" Sasuke drowned his head on his arms, begging her to stop teasing him. Hinata giggled and stood up from her seat.
"I'm going to take some soup," she was still giggling and facing Sasuke who was wailing inwardly. She turned her body and…
BAM!
She bumped on someone, both of them fell to the floor, and it's totally Hinata's fault, for sure.
"Oh dear, I'm sorry!!! I didn't see you, I was careless, I'm really sorry!" said Hinata, she quickly stood up and bowed at her many times.
"Owwie…"
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!" Hinata quickly apologized.
"I'm fine… Could you just help me stand?" the voice came from the woman who was still on the floor, hissing in pain.
"Oh, right, sorry," Hinata took one of the woman's hand and pulled her up.
"Ouch!"
"W- What is it?" asked Hinata anxiously.
"It seems like I sprained my ankle," said the woman.
"Oh dear, let me help you to your seat!" Hinata helped the woman to stand again, this time more carefully, "where do you sit?"
"There," she pointed at the table outside, at the balcony. Seemed like the place was especially reserved for her self, since no other table was there. Hinata helped her to her seat, and then bowed to her one more time.
"I'm really sorry!"
The woman stared at her like she's a new kind of living species.
"You're weird…" commented the woman.
"Eh?"
"Yes, you are weird, you're not like most of the guys I know," the woman giggled, "usually when a guy has a chance to touch me, they'll try to grope anything they can reach for. But you did not."
Hinata just smiled awkwardly. Of course, she's a woman herself, why would she want to grope the same species? Then again, the woman suspected that she's a guy, which meant her cross dress mission succeeded. Hinata did not know whether she should be happy or not.
"Umm, it just didn't cross my mind. Oops, not that! I mean… Gee… I don't mean it that way! I'm so sorry!" Hinata bowed again for the numerous times.
Hinata expected that the woman would yell at her or anything for being impolite, but she didn't expect her to laugh.
"You are so funny! What's your name?" the woman was still giggling.
"Uh… umm… err… It's… uh… Hyuuka." Hinata sighed. Remembering that right now she's dressing as a guy.
"Such a funny name," the woman offered her right hand for handshake, "I am Sakura."
-Break-
"I can't believe that you left me alone in the restaurant! Plus, you even haven't paid the bill! I thought it was supposed to be your treat!" Hinata yelled at Sasuke, who was driving his car back anxiously. His face looked pale, like he has seen a ghost or something.
"Hinata-tan, I didn't left you there all alone, I was waiting at my car, anxiously!"
"Yes, you waited at your car, without even telling me. Just imagine my face when I got on our table and you're not there anymore! Soon after that, the waiter handed me the bill, as if telling me to go out!" argued Hinata.
"Look, I'm sorry, okay? I was too anxious and worried that I freaked out and ran out from the restaurant," said Sasuke, taking a sharp left turn at the intersection.
"Freaked out? More like you chickened out! Did you know how embarrassing it was? I looked like a girl being left suddenly on my date! Lucky they thought that I was indeed a guy, but it's still embarrassing, Sasuke-kun!" Hinata snapped.
"I'm sorry…" Sasuke pulled away his car on the street. Hinata realized that Sasuke has picked another route to her condo, going through some mid-class neighborhood area. Seemed like he's even too anxious to drive at the main street. Such contrast to see a blood red Lamborghini parked at the street.
"Sheesh…" Hinata sighed, not even trying to argue anymore when Sasuke has already admitted his defeat heartily, "what kind of monster that chickened you out, anyway?"
"Haruno."
"What? Where? She was there? The hell!?" Hinata was really surprised.
"The girl that you bumped to earlier, it was Haruno," Sasuke said sternly, fear was in his eyes.
"B- But, she told me her name is Sakura!" doubted Hinata. She was still shocked. She talked to the infamous Haruno that Sasuke afraid of? No wonder Sasuke quickly escaped from the restaurant.
"Her first name is Sakura," Sasuke rolled his eyes; "you might interest her enough that she told you her first name instead."
"That girl… was Haruno Sakura…? Your future betrothed…?"
"Yes! That's why I, uh, chickened out…" muttered Sasuke. Hinata could believe that he was blushing.
"To think that she asked for my number…" muttered Hinata.
"What!?"
"Well, I just gave her my house number, you know very well that I don't like to give my cell phone number to any people," said Hinata.
"Right…" Sasuke mumbled in response. He started the engine of his car, and begun driving back to Hinata's condo.
They were silent all the journey back, Sasuke was still in a state of shock, and Hinata's mind wandered back to her first meeting with Sakura. She did not seem like a bad girl at all. Sure she was a bit bossy and dominating, but apart from that, Hinata's fine with everything.
Sakura was beautiful; she's the real type of girl that radiated out beauty from all over her. Whenever she walked, it seemed like every pair of eyes are attracted towards her beauty. Not to mention that she's also the next leader of the Haruno fashion industry, and that's not because she's the only heir. She's a very talented fashion designer; in fact even though she was still on the beginning of the second year of her fashion design study, she already released three season collections which succeeded at the market.
A girl like that, she got what every other girl wanted in such a young age. Hinata sighed silently. That was the girl that Sasuke was going to be engaged to. If it was any other girl, Hinata could still be sure that she could still have time to hang out with Sasuke; she knew that she still had her values for him. But compared to Sakura, she's nothing. Sasuke would forget about her if he's married to Sakura. Hinata could not help but feel inferior to Sakura.
She could not lose her Sasuke; her very best friend. That's why; she's going to help Sasuke till the very end. If Sasuke wanted to fail his future engagement with Sakura, or even being single forever, Hinata would do anything, only for her best friend.
"We're here," said Sasuke as he stopped the car in front of the lobby of Hinata's condo, "unless you still want to muse, I'll park this car up and left you suffocate," Sasuke grinned.
Hinata snapped back to reality, "S- Sorry… Uh… We're stopping here? You're not coming in?"
"Nuh uh," Sasuke shook his head, "I got a lot on my mind today, I need some private time."
"And you don't want to talk about it to me? That's rare…" Hinata bit her lower lip. What happened to Sasuke? Did he consider marrying Sakura after the accidental meeting this morning? Seeing how beautiful she was in person?
"It's nothing to talk about, I'm just tired, Hinata-tan…"
"Go to my place, you can take a nap there," suggested Hinata, still wanting to spend more time with him. She was insecure; she wanted to be with the person she's comfortable with.
"Hinata… please…" Sasuke stared at her with weary eyes.
Hinata gulped. Whenever Sasuke dropped the suffix '-tan', that means he was dead serious.
"I understand…" said Hinata in a low voice; she felt an invisible lump in her throat. Somehow she really wanted to cry, she did not even know why.
"Hinata-tan," called Sasuke as Hinata was about to open the door. He didn't look at her when he called. His eyes were staring straight out of the car window, and both of his hands were still on the wheels.
"W- What…?"
"You know, you are beautiful yourself. Sakura, you might think that she is very beautiful, but you have your own beauty that can't be compared to her," Sasuke turned to face her and grinned, "This was what you're worrying about just now, no? My little Hinata-tan was jealous."
"You dummy!" Hinata felt that she should hit Sasuke for knowing her so well, but she would save the hit for later. For now, she gave Sasuke a very tight embrace.
"Now, I don't want to see you feel inferior anymore, okay?"
"Okay," Hinata nodded, her face still buried on Sasuke's hair.
"Good girl," he patted Hinata's head, "now tell me, what are you going to wear for your speech tomorrow?"
"Huh?" Hinata blinked, a bit startled by the sudden change of the topic, "Uh… Just a knee-length dark blue formal dress, why?"
Sasuke smirked and pulled away from the hug, "You know, the rector of ToDai just called, and… there's a good news, and bad news. Which one you wanted to hear first?"
"Uh, bad news…" Hinata fidgeted.
"Okay, the bad news for you is; the rector accepted my bribe to play along with me in this cross-dressing of ours, Hinata-tan. He agreed that he'd change your gender to 'male', and even your name to 'Hyuuka Hinato'," Sasuke grinned broadly.
"WHAT THE!?"
"Oh, and the good news is; you still can do your speech tomorrow. The university excused it as their mistake (and you too, of course), and reasoned it's too late to change the speaker for the female representative. So, you gotta wear a formal man suit tomorrow, which I have prepared on my back seat. I bet you're really pissed right now, no, my sweet Hinata-tan?"
Correction, this time Hinata did not hug Sasuke for knowing her so well. She hit him very hard on the gut, many times. Along regretting the fact why she did not let Tenten to terminate him earlier.
-Break-
Hinata was watching her reflection at the mirror anxiously. The turn for her speech was only thirty minutes later, and she could not help but having cold feet. Sure she had memorized her lines, but she's afraid with the reaction of the other undergraduates, especially the females. The girls were willing to kill to get the chance of delivering the welcoming speech, which meant instant boost of popularity. Every year, there would be one male and female undergraduate who got the top score, and they got the chance to do the speech at the fresh undergraduates welcome ceremony.
Such irony, she's a girl, yet she did the honor dressed as guy, along with the already-predicted rage from the other girls.
But even though Hinata was nervous to death, her face was not pale at all. In fact, she was blushing madly.
Why? Oh, I must forgot to tell you that because right now Hinata was Hinato, she could not enter the female restroom, so she was now facing the broken mirror in the male restroom (scribbled beside were some perverted lines and phone numbers). Along with three guys who were busy urinating behind her, Sasuke included. And what was that white sticky liquid at the corner of the third sink? Hinata shivered, she did not even dare to take a wild guess, at all.
"That is most possibly a load of a random guy who did a bukkake party in this toilet. Don't touch it, might contain some STD," Sasuke snickered, knowing that Hinata was staring at the strange white liquid anxiously. He washed his hands on the sink beside Hinata after done doing his need.
"Sasuke-kun… Remind me again why I am trapped in this situation?" said Hinata through gritted teeth.
"Because you want to throw up cause you got cold feet?" said Sasuke as he dried his hands with a baby blue handkerchief from his pocket.
Hinata rolled her eyes. Yes, she wanted to throw up, she felt nauseous because of the nervousness and she hurried herself to the female restroom, only to get thrown by toilet papers because there were women inside. She cursed and went to the male restroom, along with Sasuke who was still laughing his ass, only to find two hunks were peeing at the urinator, and Hinata swore she got a good look at their hairy weenies. Hinata puked at the floor soon afterwards, giving jackpot to her own new shiny leather shoes.
"Aight, it's going to be your turn soon, let's get out. You washed your face yet?" Sasuke turned to Hinata.
"Done…" Hinata sighed.
"What's with this overly neat hair? You should style it a bit," Sasuke took something from his pocket. It was a small bottle that contained some transparent blue gel.
"Ultra strong-hold hair gel, never leave home without it," said Sasuke, answering Hinata's curious stare.
"S- Sasuke-kun… w- what are you going to do?"
""Oh, just a little wild style, relax~" Sasuke took some of the gel to his hand and styled Hinata's hair on the back. He ruffled the hair on the back of Hinata's head, styling into some angle so it spiked up. Strangely, he tidied the front of Hinata's hair, along with the long hair in front of her ears.
"There! Now you look like a miniature Sasuke!" he smiled proudly, while Hinata cursed inwardly.
"I sure wish this is going to be over soon…"
"Now, now, don't be like that, dear Hinata-tan. Come on, it's only ten more minutes until your turn. Let's get out, sweetheart," Sasuke grabbed on Hinata's hand and dragged her out of the restroom, leaving the two random guys who were still urinating. (Just what kind of bladder they got there?)
-To be continued-
Glossary:
Bukkake: I'd rather kill myself than put a graphic explanation of this filthy action. Google it yourself to find the meaning. My advice; go to the image browser and turn off the safe search filter. You'll sure know what bukkake means xD (chuckled evilly)
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Author's Note:
As usual, thank you very much for reading! And much love for those who reviewed, or want to review! Please hit that button! Hit, hit, hit! The next chapter will be updated around one or two weeks later, or when I have received 15 reviews for this chapter.
Anyway, what do you think about this chapter? I have plans on what I'm going to do with Sakura. Sure fun to see Sasuke chickened out, too bad I didn't write the detailed reaction, too lazy. (Please, don't kill me because of my laziness, I have too much death treats for delaying my 'Ahh! Naigi-sama!' fanfic) Btw, who do you think those two random guys that peed like fountains? Answers waited, ahaha! xD
Much love,
Shin.
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SPOILER for next chapter!
Meet Hyuuka Hinato, a young lad who enrolled at ToDai and made a lot of misunderstandings. He mistakenly spelled his name to Hyuuga Hinata, and was thought to be a girl, making a riot in the freshmen welcome ceremony because this was the very first time a guy was giving speech in a girl's place.