"Alright, first question to Kate," Claire smiled.
"Bring it on," Kate sighed wearliy.
"When did you first meet Jack and what did you feel ?" Claire asked and Kate smiled.
"It was the day of the crash and I'd walked into a clearing. All of a sudden this voice came from no-where. I looked and there he was on his knees in the sand, without a shirt. Okay my first thought was ' HOT '," Kate giggled. "But then he asked me if I'd ever used a needle. Then he's showing me this huge and painful gash on his back, asking me to sew it up. And I did. For the first time in my life I didn't want to run, cause he told me not to."
"Wow..." Chloe sighed.
"What about you Chloe ?" Claire asked.
"Well Sawyer is very blunt. I met him on New Years, and his first words to me were 'Hey baby, how about a kiss ?'" she smiled. Outside the tent Sawyer visibly winced. "My first thoughts were, 'Wow what an asshole' but a little later after everyone had gone to sleep, you remember Charlie bought the piano down to the beach ?"
"Yeah, he played for hours before he got too drunk," Claire urged Chloe to go on.
"Well he started to play it. He played that song Smile. It literally made me melt. It made me realise that maybe he had a side that he didn't like to show. The side that that would have asked me for a dance instead of a kiss," Chloe smiled softly.
"Um wow..." Kate said.
"Those stories were fantastic, but I've got another question for you two," Claire snapped Chloe and Kate out of it.
"And what would that be ?" Kate asked.
"How big ?" Claire winked. "Charlies at least six."
"Sawyer's seven"," Chloe giggled.
"Kate ?" Claire asked and Kate blushed. "What ? Smaller ?"
"Nope, bigger," she blushed.
"Bigger ? How much bigger ? Come on spill," Chloe urged.
"Eight," Kate bit her lip.
"Oh my word, really ?" Claire asked.
"Yup, and he certainly knows how to use it," Kate giggled. Outside the tent, the others were staring at Jack.
'What ?' he mouthed, shrugging his shoulders.
"We'll come to that in a minute. First time with other halves. Where and what happened ?" Claire smirked.
"Go ahead Kate," Chloe chuckled.
"First time with Jack was on the beach, on Christmas Eve. We talked for a while and he told me about where he got my Christmas present and I told him he was my hero. We were looking at the stars and finally we kissed and made love," Kate sighed.
"That's sweet. Chloe ?" Claire turned to her.
"Well my first time with Sawyer, was actually my first time," she blushed.
"Aww, hunnie," Claire and Kate gave her a hug.
"I told him and he was so gentle and caring, and I thought I'd brought out his caring side, until yesterday that is," Chloe added bitterly.
"Sawyer probably didn't mean it, Chloe," Kate rubbed her arm.
"It still hurt Kate. I'm compleatly hung up on the guy and he say's that. I'd have prefered a slap in the face," Chloe sighed.
"Hunnie from our experiance, Sawyer has a thing for putting his foot in his mouth," Claire smiled.
"Sadly that statement is not literal," Chloe sighed.
"Quit it !" Sawyer pushed Jack.
"You quit it !," Jack wrapped his arm around Sawyers neck, trying to strangle him.
"No you," Charlie jumped on Jack's back, pulling them all down.
"What was that ?" Chloe asked.
"Uh nothing, probably... seagulls ! Yeah seagulls," Claire tried desperatly to cover, but to no avail. Chloe and Kate scrambled out of the tent to find the three men in a heap, still trying to kill each other.
"What the hell is going on here Jack Christian Shepard !" Kate asked and immediatly they stopped moving, looking up.
"Uh, we're fighting over the last, uh, fish," he mumbled.
"You were listening to us ?" Chloe said to Sawyer.
"Well no, I mean yes, no !" Sawyer stuttered.
"You really are an asshole Sawyer," Chloe shook her head and walked away from them to her tent.
"Why the hell were you listening," Kate had Charlie and Jack by their ears.
"Oww oww oww," Charlie whined as Kate tugged him over to where Claire was standing.
"Claire had a plan," Jack started.
"It was Claire's fault," Charlie pointed in her general direction and Kate let go of their ears.
"Claire ?" Kate asked.
"Fine yes it was me, but I only wanted Sawyer and Chloe to get back together," Claire stated. "I did it out of love."
"Love of what ? Alcohol ?" Sawyer asked.
"No..." Claire mumbled.
"Let's just sleep on it," Jack suggested and Kate sighed.
"Fine, but no sex for you tonight mister," she said sternly.
"What ! Why ?" Jack asked as the pair walked off.
"Because you were listening..." their voices soon died off, leaving Charlie, Claire and a pissed off Sawyer on their own.
"Oh come on baby," Jack kissed her neck, but Kate whacked his arm and rolled over.
"Nope," she smirked.
"But it was Claires plan ! She threatened to beat me up if I didn't agree," Jack pleaded his case.
"Don't care," Kate tried to hide the giggle that escaped her lips.
"Hey ! You laughed, your not serious then !" Jack smirked.
"How could I be ?" Kate rolled over to face him.
"Love you Katie," Jack kissed her.
"And I love you, now sleep," Kate snuggled into his chest.
"Awww," Jack pouted.
"I'll give you a treat tomorrow morning," she winked and Jack's eyes went wide.
"Okay, sleep now, treat later," he wrapped his arms around her.
"Good boy."
A/N: You'll notice in these last few chapters that I've turned Claire into an alcoholic. That's because I think she secretly is. Ever notice a slightly stoned look on her face ? And she was never kidnapped by the others, she just went on a week long drinking binge. Sawyer would be proud... Next chapters kind of angsty but it'll lighten up considerably...