GF is Gay-Friend: the Exquisite Tale of Hyuuka Hinato
Disclaimer: Bakamoto
Genre : AU/Humor/Romance/Ecchi/Shounen Ai/Shoujo Ai
Type: Continuation
Rate: E
Pairings: Hinata-Sasuke, Hinata-Naruto, Hinata-Gaara, Hinata-Sakura, and others
Summary: Sasuke was going to be engaged! Depressed, he asked his best friend, Hinata, to cross-dress as his gay mate, known as HYUUKA HINATO! This was not easy when the disguise just attracts attention, from guys and girls…
GF is Gay-Friend:
The Exquisite Tale of Hyuuka Hinato
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Flashback of Last Chapter:
Sasuke smirked and pulled away from the hug, "You know, the rector of ToDai just called, and… there's a good news, and bad news. Which one you wanted to hear first?"
"Uh, bad news…" Hinata fidgeted.
"Okay, the bad news for you is; the rector accepted my bribe to play along with me in this cross-dressing of ours, Hinata-tan. He agreed that he'd change your gender to 'male', and even your name to 'Hyuuka Hinato'," Sasuke grinned broadly.
"WHAT THE!?"
"Oh, and the good news is; you still can do your speech tomorrow. The university excused it as their mistake (and you too, of course), and reasoned it's too late to change the speaker for the female representative. So, you gotta wear a formal man suit tomorrow, which I have prepared on my back seat. I bet you're really pissed right now, no, my sweet Hinata-tan?"
Correction, this time Hinata did not hug Sasuke for knowing her so well. She hit him very hard on the gut, many times. Along regretting the fact why she did not let Tenten to terminate him earlier.
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Chapter 5: Introducing the Uke!
But it's supposed to be a woman!
Thousands.
Thousands of eyes were staring at her as she stepped to the podium to deliver her speech, watching at her every move. Some of the students were staring with wide eyes; some could not hide their curiosity by whispering to the person sitting near them.
"Oh, crap."
Hinata knew this would happen. What would you expect anyway? After the turn of the male representative, it was Hinata's turn to deliver her speech, and she was representing the female freshies.
Yet, here she was, wearing a formal male suit consisting of white long-sleeved shirt, black vest and pants, along with red tie circling her neck. Do not forget her shiny new leather shoes too, which have been polished many times because she puked on it after an incident of looking at two male genitals. Her hair was styled very well, everybody who saw it might say it's very cool and really suited her. The wild hair style was contradicting the formal suit, but it created a matching contrast. And the glasses, oh dear God, the glasses! It just created a wild-but-smart style on her.
"Hey, he's a male!" a guy stood up and pointed at her, Hinata soon blushed furiously.
"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!!! What should I do now!? What should I do!?" Hinata became light headed, and she unconsciously played with her fingers, an old habit of hers whenever she was embarrassed and panicked.
Her action invited gasps from the audience. A fine young lad was playing with his fingers sure was something that you didn't see everyday. Hearing the gasps, Hinata's face just got even redder than before, as red as her blood-red tie. Suddenly, the female audience escaped an 'aww' in unison.
"What the hell!? Hey, you guys shouldn't be sympathetic toward this… this weirdo! He took the chance that you could possibly have!" The guy was keep pointing at her. Hinata noticed the guy; he was the one who peed in the toilet, one of the guys whose weenie was seen by her.
"It doesn't matter! He's so cute!!!" A red haired girl stood up and squealed, along with the other females.
"What the fuck is happening here!?" Hinata cursed inwardly. Why did the sudden atmosphere change?
"Go on, cutie! The chance is yours!" the females cheered on Hinata.
"Yeah, never mind them!"
Hinata nervously stepped up to the podium and reached the microphone. She breathed deeply. Her face exterior was suddenly calm. Heaven knows that inside she was really, really panicked. Like she was going to deliver a baby, and she mentally slapped her forehead. This was not the right time to use a weird statement analogy.
"Holy snot! What should I do now? The unpredicted reaction has made me forgot all of the script I prepared before!"
Hinata just stared at the audience; they were really anticipating her speech. The girls were already head over heels to her, while the guys stared at her as an object of jealousy. Hinata gulped. She should say something, or else people will keep staring at her with anticipation and she was sure if they keep on doing it a little bit longer, she would pee in her pants.
"A… Ano…"
When Hinata said that one word, the grand hall thundered.
"KAWAII!!! GOD, HE'S SO CUTEEEEEEE!!!" the girls went into an uproar, and Hinata could swear that some of them raised papers with 'rape me!' written on it. Some of the guys were also blushing; the new guy really is cute that she almost looked like a girl. The females are right, this representative was really, really cute. Meanwhile, the gays already formed tents in each of their pants.
"M- My name is… uh… Hyuuka Hinato… umm… you could call me… uh, Hinato. I, uh…" crap, she stuttered, another old habit of hers. She stared at Sasuke who was sitting at the front seats which reserved for VIP. Sasuke was staring at her with great trust that she might past this ordeal (or that's what Hinata thought anyway, Sasuke was trying his best to suppress his hysterical fanatics to squeal and glomp at Hinata, because Hinata really looked cute and fragile right now).
Hinata sighed again, for the uncountable times. Whatever, she was just going to make an excuse for them. She was going to talk to the audience, not giving them a speech. Good bye, normal campus life.
"Everyone, I deeply apologize to take this chance from the right owner, the female representative. On the day of the exam, I, uh, forgot to bring my glasses. I don't have a very good sight in a close range, so… umm… I decided to write my name in katakana and not in kanji. I just realized that I wrote it as Hyuuga Hinata when the university announced that I will be presenting the female speech."
"Hey, I'm good with this! I should just continue!"
"Uh, and… as for the gender box check, uh, I did not check them. I guess the university thought that I was indeed a girl judging from my name. I feel really, really honored, I mean, embarrassed to have this chance. It should be given to the right person, not me."
"Fuck, I am ACTUALLY the right person"
"I don't have much thing to say right now, the reaction from you really shocks me. But nevertheless, I need to say that I'm very, very happy to be accepted to this university, and grateful that the females still support me despite the fact now I'm standing here," Hinata smiled sweetly to the female freshmen, making some of them fainted, and more papers raised to the air.
"Just a little bit more to go, Hinata, bear it, for Sasuke…"
"As for the males, I'm sorry if my mistake has outraged you, and for the guy who objected me before, I'm really sorry, okay?" Hinata also gave her killer smile to the males, and the guy who objected her earlier almost fainted.
"T- Too much… cuteness… can't bear…" the guy whispered to the male beside him, who was too busy covering a tent.
"I guess that was all that I need to say for today. Thank you very much for the great attention, everyone. I'm so happy to be here, I hope we could be friends until the day of our graduation together," Hinata closed her speech. She sighed contently.
"Done, it is done at last… the biggest ordeal for me today…"
Hinata was going to walk back to her seat beside Sasuke, but she was stopped even before she left the podium. The sinister rector, Professor Orochimaru was walking to the podium, followed him was Sasuke, eyes gleaming with proud to Hinata.
Orochimaru gestured Hinata to step back from the podium and reached the microphone for himself. Hinata nodded and stood right beside Sasuke.
"That was awesome, Hinata-tan. You really, really make me proud," Sasuke whispered to her. Hinata didn't talk back, she was still too shocked.
Orochimaru cleared his throat, and smiled the infamous Michael Jackson sinister smile to the audience. The room was suddenly silent, creeped out.
"Ladies and gentlemen of Tokyo University Freshmen, I deeply apologize with this mistake, but when we knew that Hinato was a guy, it was all already too late. We just realized yesterday, as a matter of fact. But right now everything has settled, right, my dear, dear undergraduates?" with that, Orochimaru released the most sinister and evil Michael Jackson aura that he could muster.
The great hall was so silent that Hinata could hear the birds chirping outside.
"Ah, I guess the matter has been settled. Now I would like to give a chance to Mr. Uchiha Sasuke, the guy who reached the third place in enrollment test and also the highest donator of this university. Please, Mr. Uchiha-kun. Fufufu~" With that, Orochimaru left the podium.
"Hello everyone," Sasuke smiled the stern cold smile to the audience (and as expected, the girls squealed even more. Today's them lucky day, being bombarded with cuteness and hotness straightly).
"I won't have anything much to say today too, I just want to tell you one thing," Sasuke glanced at Hinata, gesturing her to come closer. Hinata gulped, she had a bad hunch now. What did Sasuke has in his diabolic mind?
"Please, Mr. Hyuuka Hinato to step forward," Sasuke commanded sternly. Hinata stepped up to the Podium and stand beside Sasuke.
"W- What are you going to do, Sasuke-kun?" Hinata whispered nervously to Sasuke. He didn't say anything though; his attention was to the audience now.
"I just want you to know that Hinato-" Sasuke pulled Hinata's wrist and circled his other hand on Hinata's waist, "- is my uke."
With that, Sasuke touched Hinata's chin and nudged her up.
He kissed her.
Uchiha Sasuke fucking kissed Hinata in the public, on the lips, to just make matters worse.
Hinata could see that the audience went into an uproar again and more 'rape me' papers being raised to the air before she fainted.
-Break-
Hinata slowly opened her eyes, and the very first thing that she saw was a mass of black hair on top of her chest.
"S- Sasuke-kun! What are you doing!?" Hinata pushed Sasuke up.
"Ah, Hinata-tan! You're awake!" Sasuke quickly hugged Hinata.
Hinata gasped, but then she smiled. Sasuke must be really, really worried about her. Even though Sasuke has done something outrageous to her at the podium, Hinata could just forget it.
Wait… What did Sasuke do at the podium?
Hinata snapped when she remembered the event.
Sasuke kissed her on the lips in front of every freshmen of Tokyo University.
Ah, so that it was. Her own platonic best friend kissed her on the lips, in public. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Wait, what!?
"AAAAHHH!!!" Hinata pushed Sasuke from the embrace as strong as she could. Sasuke, who didn't anticipate this, was thrown to the wall in a loud bam.
"Ouch! What was that for, Hinata-tan!?" Sasuke's eyes were blurring because of the sudden hitting impact. He shook his head, waiting for his vision to be clear.
There he saw Hinata, on the bed, face as red as a boiled crab.
"Hi- Hinata-tan…?"
"Y- You… you… k- k- kissed…" Hinata stuttered, almost losing control of her consciousness.
"Ah." Sasuke gasped, he was blushing a bit.
"W- Why did you do that…?" Hinata stared at her fingers, not brave enough to stare at Sasuke.
"U- Uh… I didn't know, it was… something that I planned, I didn't know that you'd just faint like that, you see…" Sasuke stood up and walked closer to where Hinata sat.
"Aaaahhh! You FREAK!" Hinata jumped off from her bed, took her shoes and ran out from the infirmary.
"F- Freak…?"
-Break-
Hinata was panting furiously after her sprinting efforts from the infirmary.
"Stupid! Why did I run!? Sasuke-kun is my best friend!"
Hinata cursed at herself. She was so panicked that she ran away from Sasuke like mad. Hinata sighed, she stared down to the ground, and then she realized that she has not worn her shoes yet. She cursed again. Lord, today she has cursed too much.
Hinata walked to the nearest bench and began to wear her shoes, she noticed that her socks were stuffed inside each of the shoes. Great, this way she would not hurt her feet. She always scratched her feet every time she wore leather shoes without socks.
"Ah! That's the she-male!" someone shouted and pointed his finger at her. Hinata felt insulted with what he had said, she snapped her head up, ready to give the guy the worst nightmare, at day, nonetheless.
"You-" Hinata stopped at the mid of her sentence. The guy who insulted her was the same guy who objected her at the grand hall the earlier day. But how come he was so handsome now that it was almost a crime!? His unruly spiky blonde hair suited his tanning skin at the best. His eyes were bright blue, almost as blue as the clear sky today.
"W- Why are you staring to me like that, you… you are weird!" The guy tried to insult her again at his best effort, but his face was contradicting his statement. He was blushing, the creature staring at him was too cute.
"Y- You are the peeing-forever guy whose weenie I saw and the objecting guy this morning!" Hinata shrieked.
"W- What!?" the guy snapped, ready to pounce Hinata.
"Yo, Naruto," someone stooped Naruto by grabbing on the blonde guy's shoulder. The so-called Naruto person looked back.
"Oh, h- hi, Gaara," Naruto stuttered. Gaara did not catch him blushing at a guy earlier, right?
"You know, it's impolite to address someone as a she-male. You barely know him, and as a matter of fact, he's not dressing like a girl, so you don't have the right to call him she-male, Naruto," Gaara scowled at him. Sometimes Naruto could be so dense that what he said would hurt someone unintentionally.
"E… eh? Really…?" Naruto's eyes became wide in shock. He quickly turned his attention back to Hinata, "Umm… uh-"
"Hyuuka Hinato," Hinata sighed.
"R- Right, Hinato-san, were you feel insulted by what I said?"
"Yeah…" Hinata nodded.
"Apologize, Naruto," commanded Gaara.
"Uh… I'm sorry. I should better watch what I said. I promise I won't do it again," Naruto scratched the back of his head awkwardly.
"Trust me, that's what he always said," Gaara smirked.
"It's okay. Everything's has drain all of my energy today that I don't have anything left to be mad," Hinata sighed.
"It should be. Everything broke into chaos after you fainted. Luckily Professor Orochimaru and his minions were ready to settle the grand hall down again. You must be really shocked that Uchiha guy kissed you in front of all the people," said Gaara.
"R- Right…" Hinata blushed deeply, recalling the event. Her face felt hot and her heart was thumping faster.
"I'm Sabakuno Gaara, nice to meet you," Gaara offered his hand to a shake.
"I'm Hinato," Hinata reached her hand up to shake Gaara's hand.
Gaara was smiling.
Then his face turned to a flat expression.
Then he frowned.
Then his face turned pale.
"AAAAAHHHH!!! YOU FREAK!!!" Gaara quickly released his hand from Hinata's and ran off like mad, like a pig escaping a butcher's grasp.
Karma. It just happened to Hinata. That was what she got for calling Sasuke a freak without a reason.
"W- What the hell is wrong with him?" said Hinata, utterly dumbfounded.
"I- I don't know either…" replied Naruto.
Hinata sighed. She pulled her glasses from the pocket on the vest and wore it.
"Uh, can I sit beside you?"
"Huh? Uh, umm, sure," replied Hinata. She felt really nervous beside this blonde guy, heaven knows why.
Hinata could hear Naruto's soft sigh. He sat quite close to her.
"You know, about earlier, I'm really sorry. I had this very, very bad habit to say whatever I want accidentally. I got into a lot of problem because of this. Will you forgive me, though?" Naruto stared straight to Hinata's eyes.
"I- It's okay. I guess people will really do think that I'm weird. Everything was so shocking today, I'm afraid everything would be ruined after the very first impression I made in front of the whole people," Hinata sighed.
"No! Not at all, Hinato-chan! Umm, I can call you Hinato-chan, right?" Naruto grinned awkwardly.
"Of course!" Hinata smiled brightly at him.
"Crap, that diabolical cute smile again!" Naruto mentally hit his head.
"Well, uh, Hinato-chan, most of the guys there was okay with you, especially with the girls. Though the accident with Sasuke was really, really shocking," Naruto shivered.
"Please don't remind me about that…" muttered Hinata helplessly.
"Right, sorry, but can I ask you a question, Hinato-chan?"
"Yes?"
"Are you really Uchiha's uke?" asked Naruto.
Hinata's eyes went wide after hearing the question. What should she say? If she said yes, Naruto might call her weird again, and she might also throw away the chance of getting close to Naruto. But if she said no, then the rumor that Sasuke was only making a farce was going to spread like fire. That way, for sure Sasuke was going to be married to Haruno. But if she did not say anything, Naruto might just take his own conclusion, and that even sounded worse. And if Hinata kept on contemplating the possibility like this for any longer, Ryuuk might have mistaken her as Light for too much thinking.
"Hinato-chan?" Naruto called, awaking Hinata from her muse.
"Y- Yes?"
"So?"
"Uh… y- yes… I'm Sasuke-kun's uke," Hinata corrected. Damn, she did not even know what does the word uke means, but her hunch told her that it's something about being Sasuke's lover.
"Whoa…" Naruto flinched a bit, and Hinata felt like he was moving some inches away from her. There goes her chance with Naruto in only the count of seconds.
"Are you going to call me weird again? Or maybe even Freak?" asked Hinata timidly.
"Uh…" Naruto scratched the back of his head again. A timid Hinata in front of him was really, really cute that it distracted him from the intention of calling Hinata names.
"I think I better leave now," Hinata stood up.
"W- Wait, Hinato-chan!" Naruto took a hold on Hinata's wrist, making her blush, "Listen! It's true that I think that you're weird, and I'm so disgusted with gays, but I don't think you're that bad to be despised and spitted on!"
"The hell?" Hinata frowned.
"No! Crap, I said it to straightforward from my brain without using euphemism! The hell is euphemism? Argh, focus! Listen, I mean I still want to be friends with you, Hinato-chan!"
Hinata went dumbfounded hearing what he just said. Sure what the things he said was very, very rude and uncovered with the so-called euphemism, but his intention was good.
"Please, Hinato-chan. I want to be friends with you; I want to be nice to you after insulting you intentionally many times today," begged Naruto.
"R- Really?" Hinata smiled again.
"Ah, that smile will kill me tenderly. What the!? The hell what I said!? I'm STRAIGHT!" Naruto mentally kicked himself on the balls.
"Yes, really," Naruto smiled and let go of Hinata's wrist.
"Thank you, Naruto-kun."
"Okay, let's start it over again," Naruto stood up and offered his hand to Hinata, "I'm Uzumaki Naruto, and you are?"
"I'm Hyuuka Hinato, nice to meet you," Hinata giggled.
"Nice to meet you too."
From faraway, someone was hiding in a bush, holding a binocular targeted towards Naruto and Hinata.
"Exterminate."
-To be Continued-
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GLOSSARY (Don't skip it! It's very important!)
Kanji: Complicated Japanese characters derived from the old Chinese's ones. Usually one character representing more than one thing, and could be read in more than one syllable, unlike Katakana or Hiragana.
Katakana: Japanese letters that's used by the Japanese themselves to write something derived from foreign languages. For example, if you want to write the word 'pervert'(the hell, why did I pick this word?) into a katakana, it will be written as 'pe-ru-be-ru-to'. One letter is read into a syllable, except vocal characters and the letter 'n', which is usually read as 'ng' in the end of every word. So, if you have a 'chan', it will be read as 'chang', 'kun' into 'kung', and yada yada yada.
Uke: The one who acted like the female one in homosexual relationship. I don't know the correct English term in gay world, but for the lesbian term, it's usually called as femme.
The reason why I picked "Hyuuka Hinato" as Hinata's male name:
If you wrote Hyuuga Hinata in Katakana, there's a possibility that it'd be mistakenly written as Hyuuka Hinato. The letter of 'Ga' in Hyuuga very much resemblance the letter 'Ka', with just a very little difference. The same also happened to the letter of "Ta" in Hinata could be mistakenly written as the letter "To" too. But the difference of these two letters is bigger than the letter "Ka" and "Ga". Please refer to wikipedia for katakana characters. It's okay if you don't want to, but I always think that a little trivia is always fun, right?
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Author's Note:
Hello everyone! How was this chapter? Whoa, complication sure do arises here, no? Some of the past reviewers guessed one of the peeing guys correctly; it was Naruto. But bet you did not see it coming that Gaara was one of them, no?
This chapter was the beginning of Hinata's campus life. Many girls and gays want to rape her, yeah. By the way, I got pretty much request to bring Tenten back, so there she was, spying at Hinata. How could she be at ToDai? And the kiss between Sasuke and Hinata, it sure stirs something between them. But the biggest question is; why did Gaara ran away like mad after Hinata shook his hand? All in all, I'm quite satisfied with this story, what do you think?
Oh, I did mention Michael Jackson in this chapter. But please listen; I'm not insulting him in any way possible. Honestly, I like MJ, so the mentioning of MJ here is not because I insulted him or what. I just can't help but being reminded to MJ every time I saw Orocchi.
Thank you very much for keep on being loyal to read this fanfic. I really hope new readers will not just loiter around, but also give me the honor of reviewing my story. Oh, and by the way, Merry belated Xmas and Happy early new year! Ohoho, I'm going to send my Xmas present very late to my ex-boyfriend (no money to send it to Europe, sobs). You could see him on my profile, lol. I love him so much!
As usual, I'm going to update the next chapter in two or three weeks later or after I have received 15 reviews for this chapter. And please don't forget to hit the review button! Hit, hit, HIT!
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SPOILER for Next Chapter
The next chapter is a side story. I decided to create a side story every 3 or 5 chapters, and possibly it will focus on the character development other than Hinata. The very first side story is about our favorite exterminator, Tenten, who met a vehement Kappa while spying at Hinata.
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