PARK COUNTY POLICE STATION......

"Hey Sargeant, take a look at this."

"Watcha Got?" Asked Sargeant Harris.

"It says a new family just moved into South Park, one Mister Jefferson, age 50, just bought a house there and paid cash, he seems to be very wealthy"

"What's the problem?"

"Take a look. Here, He's Black."

"By God, so he is. Black and Rich. Time to take this Mister Jefferson Down just like we did Coby. Come on People! We got another rich black guy! I want him affiliated and dragged through the dirt like a moose."

AT STANS HOUSE.......

"Kyle?"

"Hey Stan! Watcha Doin?" It was Mister Jefferson.

"Mister Jefferson! AWWW! It's 1:30 in the morning!"

SONG "look at meeee, I'm peter pannn! TUKSHAMONA! a little boyyyy forevverrr! AAH!" SONG

"Mister Jefferson, I have to go to school tomorrow!"

"Aw, Son of a bitch. I knew it. What the hell are you doing Stan. I'll tell you what your doing, you're trying to steal my best friend!" It was Cartman

"He Just Showed up here!" Replied Stan.

"I thought you said we were best friends." said Cartman to Mister Jefferson. There was a knock at the door.

"Aw, Jesus. What now!" Said Stan.

"Dude look I found crawling aroung in my backyard!" It was Kyle, and Blanket was in his yard.

"Hi Stan!" Said Blanket

"He was all alone in the middle of the night Mister Jefferson Wasn't even home!"

"I know, he's here."

"What?"

"Oh Kyle, Blanket! Yea it's a slumber Party!" Said Mister Jefferson

"No, Mister Jefferson, you need to take your son home." Said Stan

"We can't go back, there's a ghost in our house. Me and Blanket are scared!"

"Dad says it wants to eat us!"

"Please Don't make us go back home we're scared! We're Scared!"

"We're Scared!"

"AHHEE!"

"You'll be fine, we'll all stay here." Said Stan, pissed. "But we're going to sleep now."

"Come on Blanket." Said Kyle.

SONG " Now let's allll sleep and dreaaammmm! HEHEH! About Adventerous thiinnggs! SHAMONA! It's time for us alll to say goodnighht!" SONG

"EH Eh! Move over! Heh!" Said Cartman. Stan Closed his eyes.

"Mister Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time you're awesome!" Said Cartman

"I think you're awesome too Cartman!" Said Mister Jefferson.

"Yeah?" Asked Cartman.

"Yeah." Said Mister Jefferson

"Yeah." Said Cartman as he moved closer to Mister Jefferson's face. They We're About to kiss.

"AH!" Screamed Stan as he woke from a nightmare.

"What's the matter Stan? Have a Bad dream? Asked Mister Jefferson.

"Yeah, a really bad Jesus." Replied Stan as he went back to sleep.